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Reviews for Hermione rides the Hippogriff

By : roselvr
  • From alienyouthct on July 11, 2008
    Epic failure.
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  • From ElementalDemonessSorceress on April 15, 2008
    I really like this story alot. Can you please write some more chapters?
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  • From Yuugana on April 20, 2007
    I think that everyone who reads this fic actually gets a little more stupid, and those who read it and like it must be past saving. Please tell me you're just joking and don't really think you're a writer... right?
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  • From ANON - qwerty on October 31, 2006
    O.o What the hell was that ?
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  • From ANON - Me on September 15, 2006
    I think it was so funny! And not coz it 'sucks', but coz it was actually hilarious! Lol!
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  • From ANON - Anon on January 08, 2006
    ...?
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  • From ANON - Kim on November 10, 2005
    Okay im a nice person usually i dont usually write flamers but that was the biggest waste of my time ever! Not only was it extremely stupid it was just poor writing. Thanx but no thanx!
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  • From ANON - Anonymous Flamer on October 28, 2005
    What the hell!? That was lame!
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  • From ANON - Anon on October 06, 2005
    That was fucked up on SO many levels.

    Level 1 = How in the hell could you start masturbating an animal and not realise you're doing it? There was no reason for her starting to do that. Maybe if there had been a Potions accident, and the result made her a horny minx, or something equally stupid just to get the story off the ground, but DUDE!

    Level 2 = Animals have no sense of foreplay. Buckbeak would NOT start licking Hermione's nipples.

    Level 3 = Dumbeldore stunning her. Why?

    Level 4 = Dumbeldore FUCKING her! If you actually want to make a decent smut story, you have to keep within SOME boundaries.

    Level 5 = Dumbeldore DYING on top of her! I didn't necessarily hate that part, it was just unexpected, as was the multiple death's in your PAIGE EXPERIMENTS IN THE ATTIC story (which, by the way, SUCKED!)

    Level 6 = Hermione being suspected of murder. I could just imagine Aurors going over the theory of the crime... "Here is what I think happened... She raped him, killed him, and then went to sleep under him..." In case you haven't gotten my message by now, COMPLETELY STUPID!

    Level 7 = Hermione being executed. There is no execution in the Wizarding World. The worst punishment is being issued the Dementor's Kiss. She may be a vegetable afterwards, but she ain't dead.

    The sad thing is, although this story sucks as hard as a crack-whore, it is one of your better stories. I weep for you.
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  • From roselvr on September 26, 2005
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  • From ANON - Anon on September 02, 2005
    WTF?!!!!!!!
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  • From ANON - JinxII on June 25, 2005
    This had to be the most hilairous story I've ever read.
    And that's only because of how pathetic it was ... not to be mean.
    That was really ... random ... it was a piece of crap sorty and I
    know you could have done better.
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  • From ANON - ... on March 25, 2005
    .....
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  • From ANON - Anon on March 22, 2005
    wtf
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  • From ANON - fhqgads on March 15, 2005
    ............that.....was THE biggest......piece of shit I have ever read in my entire life.
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