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Reviews for Mystery Hogwarts Theater

By : Selena
  • From ANON - Quazimodo on July 08, 2003
    LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!!!!!! *starts rolling around on the ground* SNORT!!!!! I loved that it was so freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz write more so I can laugh more PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • From ANON - Randi on July 08, 2003
    Yes, but it was slash, which makes me utterly elated. Now, onto the 'oh my holy haven, that was awful.' I mean, come on, even for slash that was a bit much (or less, depending how you look at it). As I was looking over the fics so far, forcing the live ins to join so we could all get a good laugh, it occured to me that before writing smut fics, some authors might want to take the time to actually have sex, first. Or at the very least, they could get their hands on some actual smut, of the published variety. Even a decent issue of Penthouse Forum would probably raise the bar an inch or so. I believe I shall return to shaking my head in desbelief.
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  • From Roman on July 08, 2003
    I was positively crying with laughter at the last chapter, though those poor tortured souls will probably hate me for that. Their comments were spot-on. Looking forward to Draco's reaction when he wakes up. ;)
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  • From ANON - Rosa Crouch on July 08, 2003
    OHMYGOD! HOW COOL!
    Harry said MY NAME! *drools all over her keyboard*
    I will treasure this for the rest of my life.
    And altough Harry may not like slash, I do.
    So please. Add some H/D slash smut. That'll be sooo hot.
    Yes, Harry. Admit it. You think Draco's gorgeous.
    You live for seeing him, you wish you could *lick* him. :p
    *snickers* It was really funny! Continue please! I wake up every morning and then I go and look for your fic! :)
    Good luck!
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  • From ANON - Lucifera on July 08, 2003
    Obviously, I am not. Sane, that is.

    Why else would I be returning so soon?

    It is just that I stumbled across another of "those" stories and was thinking about giving it a rather fierce review (just feeling a weeny bit diabolical) when I read all those REVIEWS to that awful, unimaginative, boring and badly written piece of "fiction".
    There are apparently some people out there who actually LIKE those ficlets and ENCOURAGE the author to continue writing. *sighs*

    Now, would you not think that inserting reviews of THAT kind would give our dearest protagonists something more about which to freak out?
    *grinning diabolically and thus living up to her name*


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  • From ANON - Lucifera on July 08, 2003
    Again, this was soooo good! Well - the story was bad, actually, the worst one yet, but that is what this is about anyway. *gg*

    There were just SO MANY typical errors thise so-called authors produce... like changing times, the use of "of" instead of "have" and of course all characters behaving so stupid it hurts.

    This story has gotten to me so much that, as I stumbled - again - over a painfully stupid written one yesterday, I immediately began to think about what you would have made of it.

    Am I sane???

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  • From ANON - YaoiBoyDemonLover on July 08, 2003
    ::Falls over laughing:: Okay...this is funny. Poor kids...lmao. Alcohol...it can make any situation bearable! I'd do the same thing if in Snape's position...of course if I *were* in his position I'd be making with the slash...all those attractive young men...Okay, gotta stop my mind from wandering now. Though it would be nice to see some Harry/Snape action...::purrs::
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  • From on July 08, 2003
    This is awesome!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!! I really liked the whole Wormtail getting mad at Ron thing. It was unbeleivable! I do think that Snape should be made to suffer some more for trying to get out of it all by getting drunk. Maybe a slash story with him and Harry.... *smirks* I can't beleive that these are actually stories out there and not just made up! I can't wait for the next chapter! I wonder what Voldemort's knitting though...
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  • From ANON - jo on July 07, 2003
    OMG!!!!!!!!!! This was fucking hysterical!!!! Although if you're going through the badness of fanfiction, you should really explore the concept of the dreaded Mary Sue. I'm sure Snapie there *winks at him naughtily* would REALLY enjoy being forced into constant randiness for an underaged student of his by the canon-disrupting Mary Sue-ness. By the way, I love the traumatization of the boys in general, especially Ron. Draco really didn't offer much in the way of sadistic enjoyment for the reader, all he did was pass out. Ron's is amusing, but I personally think that it's a little to dramatic to be completely in character. Harry's and Snape's seems to be the most realistic reactions. I'd like to volunteer as Snape's Mary Sue, should you decide to choose such an evil fic. I could even write a REALLY bad one for you....*cackles evilly* Oh, and would Voldemort be kind enough to knit me this lacy camisole in one o kni knitting magazines? I'm still at the messing-up-scarves level, but it just looks so sexy....I'd be happy to send him my measurements if he agrees....*looks hopeful*
    -jo
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  • From ANON - Ka on July 07, 2003
    Thanks a bunch, it's 12:34AM and I just burst into hysterical laughter, waking everyone in the house up!



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  • From ANON - jules on July 07, 2003
    Selena,

    You are a MST goddess. Although I have read all the chapters of this fic I was still amazed at your ability to make me hysterical. *dab eyes*
    Hurray for Snape finding the liquor cabinet! Things can only get more sarcastic from here. *smirk*
    I do have a questions for you -- Why were only the guys taken by Voldie? I think Hermione's and Ginny's voices are longing to be heard.

    Can't wait for more!!

    Jules
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  • From ANON - Indir on July 07, 2003
    I don't think I've ever laughed so much at the computer. Reminds me of the original MST... god, I miss that show.
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  • From ANON - Rosa Crouch on July 07, 2003
    :D

    Oh my dear, this is soo funny! I laughed out loud many times, and I usually don't do that.
    It's great! Absolutely great!
    I really really am looking forward to your next chapter.
    Please add some slash "bad fics" to the punishments. That'll be cool!
    :)

    I'm begging here, please update soon! I love this fic!
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  • From ANON - Lucifera on July 07, 2003
    This is sooooo funny! *snickers*

    Where do you get that bad fiction from? Is it from actually posted stories or have you "created" it yourself, after reading too many of those?

    I cannot wait for the next chapter(s), when - hopefully - Snape will get his "big scene".


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  • From ANON - Anon on July 07, 2003
    OH MY GOD!!!!! I was giggle snorting all the way through this fic! *brushes away tears with one hand while the other holds aching ribs* carry on, dear writer!
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