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Reviews for The Secret Life of Pansy Parkinson

By : Valentinia
  • From ANON - Britt on August 05, 2005
    When will the next chapter be up????
    I can hardly wait!
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  • From ANON - Petalsoft on August 05, 2005
    LOL The teddy bear???? I wouldn't want it back after Pansy had used it. Funny chapter.
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  • From ANON - Britt. on August 02, 2005
    I love this fic...you're so creative...teddy bear...ha ha
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  • From ANON - Anon on August 02, 2005
    This is bad.Really bad.

    It's not even well written or the remotest shred erotic in any way whatsoever.

    If you want to read pornographic nonsense the way it should be done, me recommend Ginny's Plaything by Ginnyssexgod!! Read and learn, my dear!
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  • From ANON - Catpower on August 02, 2005
    Hahaha - the teddy scene was hilarious. Imagine being caught in the act doing that! Firenze, on the other hand, was a terrible shag - maybe Pansy could go back for seconds and teach him a thing or two - I feel there is more potential in the old nag yet. I loved it though when Firenze said, "you do know that I have a horse dick!" out of the blue. LMAO.

    Re plot. Just go with the flow - if you feel it, write it. I'm enjoying the PWP just fine as it is but wouldn't want to discourage your creativity in any way. You're doing very well, in my opinion.
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  • From ANON - Beth.... on August 01, 2005
    Okay... good story and all. PWP isn't all that bad, but it could do with a bit of plot. o.O Cut with some of the porn though..*nods* I mean with Hermione and Ginny (though very hot it was) that wouldn't just happen like that even if they were drunk. But, alas, I remember reading that Pansy had second thoughts since Hermione IS a disgusting mudblood.

    Now, onward to Half-Blood Prince...:
    "Dumbledore is soooooo OOC in the first chapters... he behaves like luna!"
    Mate, Dumbledore is a bit mad. He always has been since the first book, up to the sixth. He's not entirely OOC, but also, keep in mind he realizes what will eventually happen to him as his reflexes are slowing down. He's also trying to make Harry not worry about his hand, you see? It all fits. He's not OOC.

    "when the hell did ron and lavender start dating??"
    Ron and Lavender started dating when Ron became a typical BOY! He's too afraid of rejection by the girl he does like (Hermione) so he goes to the girl who's been giving him seductive looks all year long. Not too mention, you see Hermione get majorly jealous and attack Ron with birds... its all fun and games until Ronald Weasley loses an eye. You go Hermione!

    "lavender saying "won-won"???????"
    Clingy girls will sometimes substitue their boyfriends name with a cute (WRONG) nickname. Honey, Baby, Sexy, Buttercup, ... Won-Won. Sadly, Lavender is a clingy girl and Ron realizes this. Hence why he trys to avoid her. No guy likes a clingy girl.

    "when did harry suddenly develop feelings for ginny? (i mean, it could happen, but plz plz a little more explaination!)"
    Its been happening since Chamber of Secrets, mate. Haven't ya noticed? I honestly don't think Harry's acted on his feelings until that one time in the common room because he was afraid Ron would kill him. I mean, we've all seen how over-protective Ron is over his younger sister. Also, if you re-read it a bit, Harry dreams of Ginny and wishes he could be Dean when he sees them kissing... evidence is right in front of you. Pay closer attention.

    "harry is just over sirius' death!?!?!?!?!"
    Harry couldn't say Sirius' name in the first chapters. I've recently lost a member of my family and its hard to say "David" now without getting a bit teary eyed. However, yesterday a friend came over and I completely forgot about his death. You see... friends (Hermione, Ron, Ginny) do make things better. Harry comes to realization about it and knows Sirius wouldn't want him mourning him like that. He'd much rather him go out, fight Voldemort, and get vengence for his parents, Sirius, and everyone else that had been killed. Analyze Harry's characted some.

    "Does Lupin seem a little OOC?"
    Nope. Keep in mind he's lost James, one of his best friends, Lily, another good friend, and Sirius... his last remaining friend. You've got to admit that his life is kinda screwed, ya know? Remus does seem a bit depressed and more quiet if you notice though, and I think that is the reality that he's alone has finally hit him.

    "How about Luna?"
    LUNA IS INSANE! ... Enough said. Her personality could probably go from serious(when she comforted Harry about Sirius at the end of OotP), to loopy(...See the general books)... to anything else. Keep in mind, these are JKR's characters and she can do whatever she wants with 'em. Besides, I like Luna Lovegood and she quickly grew as one of my favorites (even though I particularly like the Slytherins and Ron
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  • From ANON - LINDA on August 01, 2005
    skip the plot, just keep it UP!
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  • From dracomalfoysmistress on August 01, 2005
    I vote plot, but stil maintain the excelent sex scenes.
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  • From ANON - Petalsoft on August 01, 2005
    Do you know I have a horse dick? LOL Tickle his balls and it comes out. LMAO This was a funny chapter! Good Job! I wonder who's next?
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  • From ANON - Petalsoft on July 30, 2005
    Crazed gorilla, LOL that was funny! Pansy would do anything, wouldn't she? A very entertaining chapter!
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  • From ANON - Gothgirl14 on July 28, 2005
    I waited until I finished reading this to tell you what I think. This girl, Pansy, is whore!!!!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!! But I already knew she was a whore before reading this fanfic. Good story, but only problem with it is that it has no plot. I can't stand sput without a decent plot. However, good story non the less.
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  • From ANON - Anon on July 26, 2005
    I think that this is just a very different book than Rowling's others. It takes on more mature themes, and the sudden hook ups of Ron and Lavender, Harry and Ginny, all accurately portray teenage relationships. As for Lupin and Tonks, Rowling explains that this has been brewing for sometime, possibly many years. It's not sudden at all.
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  • From ANON - Marchiii on July 24, 2005
    So Fun!!!! This is an intriguing character... and you're doing well..

    Please, get her fucked by Snappy more often :D
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  • From ANON - Anon on July 19, 2005
    Yessss, Oliver Wood! He is just what I've been wanting! Thank you!
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  • From ANON - Megan on July 19, 2005
    You're absolutely right! I like the book and all, but it didn't seem Jo's style at all. In some instances, I've read fanfiction that seems to fit her storyline better. Oh well. I hoping she reveals more abouit Lily Evans next time. There's so much more I want to know, but I doubt she'll be able to answer it all in the last book. There's just too much and the books have been decreased in size. I wish you the best of luck on your own stories. Cheers.
    -Megan
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