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By : TCardan
  • From ANON - love ALICIAmmm on January 06, 2006
    oh man ... Squib Sausage?! lmfao, oh hell that was funny, cute how you invented, for Minerva, a little school girl crush on Snape. Hagrid and Flitwick cant say i saw that coming but they are indeed polar opposites... as opposite as any. but i noticed something Dumbledore didnt have sex with two people, or does he have to close off the loop with the youngest student?? what a weird thing youve made here. cant say that it isnt entertaining... if not a bit on the taboo side what with already having Filch, Hagrid and Flitwick lovins.... what a weeeeeeeird one youve got here.
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  • From ANON - rubberduck on January 06, 2006
    too funny. such an evil little mind you have to even conceive of this little story. you have to feel sorry for filch, even a little bit. he did give a bit of pleasure while he was doing his duty. he certainly won't be walking straight after this. this is a pretty funny story and while it's amusing to see the antics of the teachers i am anxious to get to the students. i cower at who the pairings will be. i'm a softy, so i hope there will be some romance between a couple of the students. for me, i would like to see hermione get with both harry and ron, but i'm afraid that won't happen. i'm sure it will be comical whatever does happen though.
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  • From Bargle5 on January 05, 2006
    I agree with the others that pick either Flitwick or Hagrid next. Please stick with the conditions you've set upand avoid the Snape/Hermione pairup. I know it's popular, but by the terms of the curse, it shouldn't happen. Indeed, I think it would be good to stick as strictly as possible to the curse conditions. I would like to see Snape as the link between say Professor Sinistra and Professor Trelawney. I've long thought that Snape/Trelawney would be a very funny matchup. Because I feel much empathy with him, I'd like to see Neville paired with a couple of the hotter babes in his group. The boy deserves a break. :-)
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    I see a problem ahead. As you get to the younger age groups, you're going to have young people of both sexes that haven't reached sexual maturity yet. While it's possible for someone sexually immature to please someone that is sexually mature, by either oral or manual means, at some point you're going to have two immature people pair up. The only way I can see around this is either have someone discover an exception to the curse where it doesn't affect those who haven't reached puberty or borrow my idea that I used in "The Missing Bits" and have Magical children enter puberty around their eleventh birthday.
    In any case, good luck and I'm looking forward to what happens next.
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  • From ANON - Teania on January 05, 2006
    I think you should have either filch with mongongall((sp)) or pansy with ron.

    just some random ideas
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  • From ANON - Connie on January 05, 2006
    this story is hilarious I can't wait to see who does who next. Update soon
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  • From ANON - a l i c i a mmmlove on January 05, 2006
    ......................... oh for the love of god. lol what in the world... compelled you to write this? well lets say i am intrigued as to see who you pair up but dear god.. no more old people. it was just too much, i half expected you to try to warp it like some people do when writing those snuck in old people scenes where Albus would be perfectly chiseled to the last ab and Minerva would have the boobs of a 16 year old. LOL oh god.. its too much. this is a fun idea i hope you continue because im just morbidly curious to see who you can manage to pair up. you should put Harry and Pansy together.. or some really crazy couple ... polar opposites ya know (Neville and someone really beautiful, Harry and someone really evil, Hermione with someone really fucking stupid, Ron with someone .... a guy LOL ). anywho im shutting up. i just get going and i never shut up.
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  • From ANON - Miya Sparrow on January 04, 2006
    very interesting

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  • From ANON - TurkFox on January 04, 2006
    Please please please can you put Draco/Neville? They're my all-time favourite HP pairing!

    I love the idea of this story, it's really funny and really interesting as well!
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  • From shadowfire76 on January 04, 2006
    ROTFLMAO This is great. My vote is for Flitwick to be next. Big things sometimes are hidden in small packages. LOL I would like to see Harry paired with Trelawny and have her predicting his death the whole time Harry is trying to complete the task at hand. The sheer frustration of trying to keep it up while the person you are having a go with keeps predicting your death would be comical. I always knew Myrtle had a kinky side.....bit of a voyuer eh? :D

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  • From ANON - anyah_daoc on January 03, 2006
    I would get a kick out of seeing Ron have to have a go with Trelawny. Just imagining his response would be priceless. Thanks for the humor!
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  • From ANON - Miari on January 03, 2006
    I'd have to suggest either Flitwick or Hagrid next to go with Minerva... Imagine her surprise when Filius turns out to NOT be in proportion *snicker*

    BTW, are same-sex pairings acceptable?

    Also, the first through fourth years is an ungood idea IMHO... 11 to 15 year olds? That is horrid.

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  • From ANON - Katelyn on January 03, 2006
    I still have some flobber in this worm...OMG, you are a comedy genius....

    Could we see some snape/hermione? Please? I do have a soft spot for them...maybe Snape lied about his age and he actually is the youngest? Then Hermione gets pushed into the bathroom when she walks by...probably by some mean student...lol im wierd...Mcgonagall and....HAGRID!! Hahahahahaha!

    BTW, is Lupin DADA? Snupin rules as well...

    Like I said, you know how to write some funny shit!
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  • From ANON - Lady Voldemort on January 03, 2006
    AHHH, ok that was alittle more vivid then i wanted to think about, Dumbledore haveing sex, ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! but it was nontheless amuseing so I would say keep going, i'm intersted in whom Snape with have.
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  • From ANON - Philomel on January 03, 2006
    *lol* Moaning Myrtle blackmailed someone so she could watch any teacher and student in Hogwarts having sex with one another? Wonder who that someone was...The part when Snape offered Dumbledore a restorative cracked me up. Minerva being all kinky and teenage-ish was great *g* And I'm thankful you didn't write the Minerva/Albus part too graphic *shudders at mental images* So, who should do our little kitty? I'd vote for Sprout.
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  • From ANON - Spazzy on January 03, 2006
    SNERK!!! Omigawd that made me laugh out loud, snort Diet Pepsi out my nose, and scare the cats! My favorite part??

    "Snape stood and walked over to Dumbledore
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