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Reviews for Just a Naughty Little Ficlet (No Update, edit)

By : Ms_Figg
  • From ANON - Kylie on November 03, 2006
    Thanks for finishing the story! It was great!

    I especially love your chapter titles - 'Riding The Snape Express'....haha! Brilliant!
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  • From ANON - Ms_Figg on November 03, 2006
    For me: Wow, that was rather scathing. Obviously you don't like my stories. Ah well. :::shrugs::: I am a far from perfect writer. And I write fantasy erotica aka SMUT. Purposely. I like SMUT and that is always my intention to add lemons to every single story I write. I started out writing SMUT and probably will continue to do so. As far as everything being a PWP, that's why I post on an ADULT fan fiction site. I write Alternative Universe stories so I can add gay vampires, raven familiars, dodo birds, crossbreed wizards with telescoping penises, masturbating demons and whatever else strikes my fancy. That's the first thing you read when you click on my author page, Alternate Universe. Hell I can stick Snape on a subway car in Brooklyn if I want. And nifflers make the perfect lab animal. Why the hell not? As far as correcting hymen placement...I mean...doesn't that make sense to do rather than leave the error? And continue to describe it correctly? If someone takes the time out to point out a glaring, glaring mistake, shouldn't I listen? End of story. And of course having sex doesn't make a girl a woman, technically. I never claimed it did. Yeah, hitting the cervix hurts. I used to LOVE it when my man did it to me. But that's neither here nor there. These are STORIES my dear, not commentaries or even reflections of how I feel about a matter. In my stories, Severus IS a sexgod...that's the way I fantasize about him. I'm as stuck on the wizard as any of the readers and like to imagine him dominating, controlling and wicked in the sack. Most of the time, though he isn't always that way. So sue me. Everything I write is fantasy. Yes there are errors and inconsistencies, and yes canon isn't always taken into consideration. I make up a lot of histories that veer far, far to the left. All I can do is fix what's wrong and keep on keeping on. As far as the Americanisms, hey I'm not British. I'm pretty sure though when the books came out, some were slightly adjusted for us Yanks. Nuff said bout that.

    I'd have a beta if they could keep up with me. But they can't so I don't. It has nothing to do with respecting the readers. If what I write is unreadable, then they won't read it. Pretty much self-correcting, don't you think? I write obsessively, it is my therapy and my joy. Whatever errors I make and see when reading the stories again, I can correct myself. So what if the story pops back up to the top? The fucking world isn't going to end. (Pardon me readers) As far as getting into the heads of my versions of the characters, I do what I can.

    Nothing I write is plotted and I just write stories that I would enjoy myself as a reader, I never know how they are going to turn out, but if it keeps me entertained while writing it...it works for me. Some people enjoy what I write, and some don't. Just because you wrote a small book on what you feel is wrong with my stories doesn't mean I am going to stop writing them. I can't help that people get into reading them as much as I get into writing them. It's not my fault they leave squeee reviews if they like it. They can write what the hell they want to write. I'm not going to look down on them because they didn't "go into detail." though I appreciate those that do. Basically for me, I write what I like and if they like it too, more power to them...if they don't...like you...more power to them. So that makes me a review whore because a lot of people review what I write? Yeesh. Listen to yourself. Like I guide their fingers on the keyboard. :::shaking head:::

    And Raucous isn't cliche either. He's an original rebel :::throwing up the fist for Raucous:::: And slapping balls against the ass?...man oh man :::fanning::: I just think I am too twisted for my own good. I do appreciate your candor, however and you can trust your review will remain right where it is for the world to see. But I won't be going back and forth with you about this. I think you did a very adequate job on your commentary, and I'm going to be straight about this...I will delete anything else about this topic. On the other hand, you are welcome to comment on the story like anyone else, even if it is to rag. Cool? I hope so. Oh, and thank you for your review.

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  • From ANON - lisa on November 03, 2006
    Whooo hooooo that was awesome and so hot. and if only to be Hermione lol Severus is so delicious. Just awesome. Thanks again for the great story. I do so love to read them.
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  • From ANON - For me.... on November 03, 2006
    I'm not the one who is apparently disgusted and used that as a nickname to leave a review, but i can think i can answer your question for her(him?).

    You abuse the HP books to write smut, no not smut, porn.

    I don't mind people writing HGSS smut, it's just that you SUCK at it. Every single story you write IS a PWP! You may take long in telling some PWP's (up to 115 pages) but they are nothing more than PWP's. Most of the plots and some lines (those stick out like sore thumbs) are stolen from far better fics and you abuse them to get your OOC Snape and v
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  • From ANON - Anon on November 02, 2006
    IM DIEING HERE!!! PLEASE UPDATE!!!
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  • From ANON - sophie on November 02, 2006
    omg PLEASE update! I love ALL ur stories!!!
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  • From ANON - Alexa on November 02, 2006
    *melts into puddle* Wow you write snape/hermione so well. Seriously that was so... hot! Please update soon..... or I might die =P
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  • From slygriff21 on November 01, 2006
    OMG! Girl you've got to update this and soon! Pretty please!

    Your greatest fan,
    Tiffany
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  • From ANON - angel on October 31, 2006
    wow that was awesome i love it .. please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please update soon i would love to read more

    angel
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  • From Ms_Figg on October 31, 2006
    All right...I added the Porn Without Plot warning. My sincere apologies to those who came to this story looking for a well developed plot and story. This is a work of just plain sex fantasy...or as I call it...a Banger. Disgusted: I just don't know how to reply to the same plotlines statement but most pwps are basically the same...sex, sex and more sex. :::shrugs::: Only thing that changes are the positions ;)
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  • From ANON - Ms_Figg on October 31, 2006
    disappointed: You just made me realize I didn't post this as a Porn-Without-Plot story. My apologies. I will correct that right away. When I finish long stories, I usually write a couple of pwps just as a filler until my next long one. I started out writing PWPs and like to get back to my naughty roots once in a while. ;)
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  • From ANON - disappointed on October 31, 2006
    not 8 1/4 inches - 3 1/4 inches i meant - sry for the typo
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  • From ANON - disappointed on October 31, 2006
    8 1/4 inches in diameter - and she's got no problem sucking him? freak show on both sides? get real. you're a gifted writer, still i'd like to read a story that keeps them in character and not reducing herm to a cockhole and snape to a hormonal teen who's hung like a horse. i know you can do better - why aren't you doing it?
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  • From ANON - Disgusted on October 31, 2006
    Give us all a break and get a new plotline...your stories are basically all the same.
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  • From ANON - lisa on October 31, 2006
    I think my screen just fogged up lol. that was quite hot. and omg I can't wait for more delicious Severus. more more more please. Update soon please. Love your stories. Hope you get to rest soon.
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