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By : devilfancy
  • From Jan on March 31, 2007
    Oh God! Oh God! I can't stop laughing. Poor Severus. Draco's going to tear him to shreds if they don't explain things to him quick.
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  • From devilfancy on March 31, 2007
    I have heard rumors that vampires can be quite speedy when they wish to be. *blinks*
    A little of the proper motivation and Im pretty sure Draco could fly.
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  • From devilfancy on March 31, 2007
    Its true that its been a while since Severus got slimed, but it just happened to Lucius.
    And yes, Lucius is the proud papa. Now lets see if he gets to enjoy it, or if Severus can find a way
    to rip his testicles off before hexing him into limbo forever. =p

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  • From on March 31, 2007
    Ok wait, Snape is pregnant does that make it Lucius's baby???

    Who is this mystery bad guy?? I really don't like him already

    And I was also wondering the whole Draco transforming back to a guy while having sex thing. I had to stop and think about that right after they did it the first time.

    Love the story and can't wait for the next update.
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  • From ANON - Anon on March 30, 2007
    oh. my. GOD lol Snapy is PREGNNNNAANT!!! Awesome lol
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  • From Jan on March 30, 2007
    OMG! I just knew that Severus was pregnant, when you said that he sneeze and the powder went every where. Oh please update soon. ^_~
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  • From thrnbrooke on March 27, 2007
    Soooo need chapter 21! OMG! Severus has two? Two? Draco turns back into a man after orgasm? Interesting! Who did they cross? Why kill the other twin?
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  • From Wicabeth on March 27, 2007
    Jeez, I've missed so many chapters! ;.;

    Holy crap.. That's all I can say about everything XDD Just when I was reeling from one tidbit of news, another one would come along XD

    What I can say:

    *snerk* Testical jar XD

    Awwww, Tom/Myrtle is amazingly sweet *wibbles*

    Ah, so that's why Draco was female. Makes sense.. and ow.. he's going to kill Harry during the birth.. er re-kill c.c

    WTF XD Two cocks? *DIES* I love it!

    Mmm.. A Harry/female!Draco lemon is yummy

    Holy shitballs.. I never would have thought I would have liked that threesome pairing before O.O;; *can't stop staring*

    *DOUBLE DIES* Two prostates! XDD I applaude Snape for not becoming a simple mass of quivering goo after what he just did XD

    ARG! And who is that evil bastard?!! *STABS HIM* No hurting the vampire babies!


    I need to check for updates more often =D
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  • From devilfancy on March 20, 2007
    Most wizards only change to their female forms just before giving birth but Draco,
    being Draco, just has to be a little different. He will stay male most of the
    time, and for most of the sex, but due to consequences beyond his control; (AKA/ I was in the mood to write het.)
    he just happened to be a female on this day. However, most of the Draco you will see in
    the remainder of the story will be male with an occasional fem pop-up.
    As for the threesome, I like them.
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  • From graballz on March 20, 2007
    Chapter 20--Is the pregnant sex kitten back for this chapter???? (PS I absolutely ADORE calling Draco that in relation to this fic! It so fits!) Okay, now on to read about my favorite blonde bombshell...*squeal*

    OMG oh shit....oh yeah, Draco's a woman! Hmmmmmmm, not too sure about that....okay, I am personally not a fan of the taco...(hence why I like Harry and Draco) but I'll go with it that Harry enjoys going down on Draco-as-a-woman ONLY because he's Draco...wow, that's a weird sentence...

    Wait, wait, so Draco CHANGES from male to female and back to male (while still pregnant?) I thought he changed from male to female and would remain as a female until after the birth...so the orgasm is the trigger for the changes from male to female? *CONFUSED*

    oh god! oh fuck, the reality of the threesome! *wince* sort of....but it's not necessarily bad! Ack.....wow Just a huge WOW...if Severus likes it, then power to then!

    Monster??? Who's the monster? What's the monster? Well, with Riddle/Voldie no longer a "bad guy" I guess we have to have a new bad guy, huh? But FUCK! Harry will protect Draco and the babies!


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  • From devilfancy on March 18, 2007
    Yes, I know I said Draco would be back in this chapter but I realized as I was writing it
    that the story wouldnt make sense unless I did a chapter on Tom and Myrtle first.
    Sorry. No worries though. The next chapter of this is going to singe your eyebrows off, and
    Draco will be in it also. =p
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  • From Jan on March 18, 2007
    AH! Tom and Myrtle together how romantic. Never would have thought that Severus had two dicks(nice tough by the way) lucky Narcissa. Please update soon.
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  • From DracaMalfoy on March 18, 2007
    Monkey eyed turd bunny? OMG!!! I fell over laughing at that!!! I thought you sad that the pregnant sex kitten would be back!? *pouts* I really love your writing style! Keep it up!
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  • From graballz on March 18, 2007
    Chapter 19--*shocked silence at the abrupt end* WAIT A MINUTE I SAW NO DRACO IN THIS CHAPTER!!! *points finger in mock-accusation* This means you owe us an update and quick! ;)

    Yay for redemption! I like Myrtle's addition to Step 1, too! "YOU ARE NOT IT" hahahahahahahaha I laughed at that one! And fuuuuuuuuuucking christ, Dumbledore?? *shrug* Okay. I agree with the title of the chapter, and I'm glad he's already dead! Fucker. At least he didn't try to touch Harry, right?

    And just another not-so-subtle NUDGE for Draco! haha I know you're probably getting really tired of that by now. You DID say that our "favorite snotty blond" would be back in the next chapter (which should have been this one)...but I like the storyline between Tom and Myrtle. That was good.

    *singing* JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR DRACO! Oh, and I LOVED the way persephone716 put it! "Emotionally-impared, pregnant sex kitten" BAH HAHAHAHHA I love it!
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  • From persephone716 on March 17, 2007
    Hi! This is my first review, ever! I absolutely love this story and its prequels! You combine the perfect amount of witty, twisted, irrevrent humor that I (being 1/2 English) so admire! *smirk* Along with some juicy smut combines into one of the most entertaining stories I've ever read and look forward to more! I almost wish you were JKR!!

    WARNING: PERSONAL RANT...I had a bad week. My son & I had the flu, and my husband and daughter were being completely obnoxious! I was this close...[]...to putting a bullet, or six, into my head! I sent said offenders to the park and while my son was sleeping, I hunkered down for some escape and came across this gem! I laughed so hard I had a temporary perma-grin stuck on my face for a few hours. I think I scared my husband! 0_o

    From Filch and his "pussy" and the giant Jabba the Hut made of snot, from the enlightening antics of Lucius and Riddle..."You made an ugly snake!"..."Blondes are stupid!"...to poor Harry enduring the wrath of his emotionally-impared, pregnant "sex kitten" of a husband and his not-so-approving godfather who only acknowledges him as an intellectually-impaired, over-sexed "sperm-donor"...you weave a wonderfully expressed, unpredictable tale that almost made me piss my knickers! I can't tell you how much I needed that! Thank you!
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