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Reviews for Calorie Count

By : xXBrokenDreamsXx
  • From Veracityrules on November 28, 2007
    That is absolutely disgusting. Wicked, I love it and don't feel guilty, freedom of expression etc...
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  • From ANON - DragonQueen on April 07, 2007
    Omg my friends and i have had this discussion so many times. We decided it depends on serving size
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  • From graballz on April 06, 2007
    Chapter 1--Oh fluffy goodness! YAY! The summary was intriguing, so *ta da* here I am!

    You felt guilty while writing it? Well, everyone feels guilty to some degree while talking about sex. Until they get to 'beyond embarrassment'...and they can talk about sex whenever, wherever, with whomever without feeling guilty or embarrassed while others still squirm just to hear the word.

    I myself am one such person...who talks about sex without being embarrassed or guilty now. It's actually quite liberating, IMO. My sister is the squirmer! haha)

    Okay, okay, I'll read your story now!

    *blink blink* THAT'S GREAT!!!!! I might be able to talk about sex, but I totally didn't expect Draco to bust out with that one! LMAO Harry's not the only one who was just shocked!

    *bursts out laughing* HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD Harry's reaction is THE BEST!!!! PRICELESS!!!! It's even better than Draco's question, me thinks!!!! I'm with Harry! *raises hand* I VOTE FOR DRACO TO FIND OUT! and there will be no recall or recount here (*groan* bad dig at American politics) but that means it's TWO (me and Harry) to NONE, so SUCK THAT BOY, DRACO!

    OH OH OH !!!! He's going to do it! Hotness alert! YES YES YES GO BABY GO!

    Draco not notice? Pfffft *rude raspberry noise interrupted by gasping* OH YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! But Harry, baby, seriously, Draco noticed! *knowing smile*

    Harry...whining and pouting??? Okay, I can see that! (I always thought of Draco as the 'spoiled' one who would whine and pout to get what he wants, but I'm sure Harry's undoubtedly picked up a thing or two from his adorable Slytherin husband!)

    Cheeky brat indeed! You deserve to be teased, so just sit there and enjoy it! *mumbles* Bloody Gryffindors

    MWA I LOVE their exchanges!!!! SO ADORABLE but right now, Draco has other (better) uses for that perfect mouth of his!

    OH GOD OH GOD SO SWEET AND HOTTT AND SEXXXXY!!!!! I LOVE IT!! Yeah, Draco, keep control, baby! Mmmmmmmmmmm this is GREAT!

    Awwwwww NO MERCY!!!!!! (this is probably one of the ONLY times that I scream "NO MERCY" because it's so deliciously torturing that I'm not ready for it to be over!)

    Gag reflex? *arched eyebrow in perfect imitation of Draco* Amateur! (Okay, I'm going to guess that they spend most of the time shagging the ever-loving fuck out of each other--as well it should be, mind you--but a gag reflex on the Slytherin Sex God? I'm surprised, is all. Not bad surprised...it makes me giggle...and preen about my apparently superior fellatio skillz.....but I didn't say that *shutting up now*)

    *speechless and panting* That....was.....so.....bloody......hot!!!!! OH. MY. FREAKIN. GOD. YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

    *snickering* hahahhahahaha forever Draco!!!! I FREAKING LOVE IT! Okay, so now of COURSE you know we're going to ask....does Draco gain ANY weight??? *wink wink* See we have to know that, since YOU brought it up, so is there going to be a Chapter 2? (Think of that little innocent slave girl from "Gone With The Wind"...the one who is like "I don't know nothing about birthing no babies, Miss Scarlett"....THAT's the voice I was using just there!)

    OMG What is there not to like about this fic?? You should SO be proud of yourself for writing this! It's so bloody adorably cute! (and sexxxy) I hope that you don't feel guilty for writing it by the time you read my review, because then we *should* all feel guilty for reading it...and I just don't! lol

    If your guilt stems from talking about sex/cum (you know, blushing, giggling, that sort of thing) then I hope you will continue to talk about sex until you are no longer embarrassed or feel guilty about it. (Then I say to you, "Welcome to my world! It's extreme, but I love it!")

    Also, GRRRRRRRRR on AFF right now! This is the THIRD TIME I've typed this review! (Not all of it, thank GOD!) But the first time, I was about two lines in and the page refreshed randomly. So then I started "copying" every so often, and it refreshed AGAIN but I had only written two lines since the last "copy". But this is technically the THIRD time I've tried to write this bloody review, AND IT FINALLY WORKED! WOO

    Anyway, seriously, this was a GREAT fic, and I hope you can/will be proud of it! I'm proud of you for writing it!
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  • From NightLo on April 06, 2007
    An ounce? That's too easy - so you must write a sequel for this! Actually I totally believe that only Draco would come across with such absurd idea!
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  • From thrnbrooke on April 06, 2007
    Oh way too too funny!
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