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Reviews for 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

By : Ms_Figg
  • From CarlaRush on January 20, 2008
    Thanks for the info on the wine. I used merlot because I knew how to spell it (I don't even know if it's red or white) my neighbor came over and busted my buttons so I didn't spell check as well as I should have, but I still had fun! lol some of these stories are a hoot!
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  • From LisaJean on January 20, 2008
    A very interesting take on what has become a fandom staple. A few minor technical issues to point out: there's only 1 z in wizard; merlot, like most red wines, is usually severed room tempreture and seldom iced or chilled, if you must ice the wine consider a chablis or chardonnay, or maybe one of the noveau blushes: white merlot, lighter than a true merlot but mustier than white zinfandel.
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  • From bluezauza on January 20, 2008
    Thanks Mrs_Figg for a brilliant idea! I'm having a great time ,enjoying all these great stories!! All of you writers are amazing, thank you!
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  • From wudelfin on January 20, 2008
    love this, hope for more
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 20, 2008
    All right. I fixed my own SNAFU. Sorry bout that ya'll. ***
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 20, 2008
    Aw crap. lol. Told ya'll my head isn't right for writing. I'll fix it . . . somehow. Boogers. lol
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  • From ANON - AFC on January 20, 2008
    Ms Figg! How dare you become a "rule breaker" yourself. Rule # 2. Ron's death MUST occur after Voldie's death, simply because he was so important in DH. We are destroying the epilogue ONLY.

    Moldie-Pants was still alive when Ron died.


    good story none the less.
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 20, 2008
    Yes, Melissa. This is a great way for other great and interesting writers to be found. I hope a lot of readers are checking out their work as well. It's pretty nice that I'm able to use my account for something other than shameless self promotion. I don't participate in a lot of outside SS/HG writing thingees, I'm so obsessed with my own writing. I was like that as a poet too, but did used to showcase other poets, getting them into bookstores, getting free advertising in the papers, on the radio, featuring them on a website I had called "The New South Poets Association" and just promoting them. It was easy since I was known and published, so I just used that to give others a leg up. I'm not competitive at all and like to see others do well. I enjoyed promoting as much as reading, but I rarely would go out and do any heavy socializing with them afterwards. I'd just go home. lol. But I'm weird anyway . . . I'm the most reclusive yet social person I know. And I'm really enjoying this. I'm glad you are too.
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 20, 2008
    Oh my god. lolol. What a way to go! Raped to death by the Giant Squid. POOR RON! I tell ya'll what . . . if this little series of deaths doesn't garner Ron some sympathy in the long run, there are a bunch of cold-hearted people in this world. lolol. Wonderful, Grey Lady and well written. Thank you. ***
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  • From ANON - Melissa on January 20, 2008
    "What's the worse that can happen? She'll say no?"

    No... a squid will kill you and then rape your corpse.

    I'm torn. I like Ron. Maybe not for Hermione, but he's a decent sort. Oh well, the snippets are entertaining. I've discovered many excellent authors, and consequently, a lot of good reading material. Still, poor Ron. He's died in so many unpleasant ways, and we're only at 25. Maybe I don't like him as much as I thought, because a well placed "And score he will, indeed." makes it all worth it. ^^ Keep it up.

    (A warning of character death in the summary is a bit redundent, eh?)
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 19, 2008
    AV: You know I missed that entirely. Snape didn't register for me. It was subtle I have to give you that. Because I overlooked the "well-endowed" wizard waiting in her bedroom, please accept my apology and no changes are necessary unless you'd like to make the Potions master more apparant. Again, I'm very sorry. ***
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  • From ApollinaV on January 19, 2008
    Snape was implied as her well endowed wizard waiting back in their chambers. Too subtle? I'll pump it up a bit and resubmit.
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 19, 2008
    ApollinaVL I absolutely LOVE Death to Won-Won, but the chapter is missing an important element: SNAPE. As I told Lyssander, Survivor!Snape has to be in the story in some manner and shown to be pursuing or intending to pursue or with Hermione. So could you please rewrite and add Snape, then send the chapter to me, and I will replace this chapter with the new one. Thanks. But Ron as a stripper was hilarious! lol.
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 19, 2008
    Lyssander: As much as I enjoyed the story, it doesn't mention Survivor!Snape which is important in order to keep these shorts SS/HG. If you can tack something on at the end that involves the Potions master, that would be great. Otherwise, I am going to have to pull the chapter. We must have Snapey! You can send the story to me in email and I will replace this one with the altered version. truthsolomon@yahoo.com
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  • From Ms_Figg on January 19, 2008
    AV: That was an absolutely chilling scenario. What's even more scary is that there really are men like that. Thank you. ***
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