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Reviews for 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

By : Ms_Figg
  • From nonentity on March 21, 2008
    re The Marriage Law, by sinbad--very cute to have such a specific potion--only harmful to males under 30, who knew? I like Snape's running commentary about insufficient and adequate rewards. Very nice closing line also.
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  • From nonentity on March 21, 2008
    re: "Death to Won-Won"--the last line about pulling a Longbottom is just brilliant. I like that Hermione nonchalantly mentions she's "had bigger". And that she wouldn't have dumped Ron if he danced like that for her, and she still wants to pinch his arse. Clenching buttocks, yum. Ron gyrating into Millicent Bulstrode's face, oh dear.
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  • From nonentity on March 21, 2008
    Very cute, Ms. Figg, on your new Potions Lab ficlet. I guess Ron should have paid more attention in Potions class! I have several fairly well-developed ideas, but RL interfered
    re: "Bound to Happen"--"He pondered for a moment what her snotty little tears were going to do to his freshly cleaned cloak before realizing that a distraught dominatrix was writhing in leather in his arms." I love his perpetual thoughts on his cloak, and I REALLY love that turn of phrase "distraught dominatrix".
    re: "Pyreing Ron"--The game of swaying forwards and backwards to see Molly's expression change is very funny. The fiendfyre singing catchy tunes was hilarious.
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  • From Sampdoria on March 19, 2008
    I think I am a bit morbid; I just adore this wonderful series of stories on how to kill Ron Weasley, making sure that Severus and Hermione can enjoy their time together without that annoying prat around:-)))Seeing new updates makes me go get a new cup of coffee, make sure I am comfortable and with glee enjoy every fantastic way Ron is removed from the picture:-))
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  • From ANON - hey on March 15, 2008
    where are the chapters at lately?
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  • From honeybee on March 11, 2008
    nonentity: This one was a great twist, I love it. The idea of the Hogwarts ghost population doing it like bunnies all over the castle...ROFL. And tough luck for poor Ron. I hope he meets someone nice in the hot place, lol :)
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  • From Ms_Figg on March 10, 2008
    nonentity: I've personally always believed there are an endless number of cosmic plans for our continuity which pretty much depends on either your belief or . . . just who you are. Possibly, there are heavens for the christians, nirvanas for the buddhists, paradises and virgins for the muslims, and hells for those who believe or deserve or just end up in it. I don't know if that's all there is, but I doubt it. "As above so below," the adage goes, and here on earth there are endless cultures, lands, languages and places where those of the same mind, hearts and belief congregate. If we're to believe those words . . . then there a good chance there's more waiting for us at the end of the road than we can ever know. I don't think we just fade away, because that would be a waste of experience and the universe wastes nothing. Those who profess a certain faith, I wish them all the best but I think an open mind and heart is another kind of faith . . . and a good one. :) Didn't mean to go into a monologue, just trying to say I hope no one was upset at your dip into faith or as some might even say, mythology. I know I'm not. I thought it brilliant.
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  • From nonentity on March 10, 2008
    Life is about loopholes. Er, sorry about the squick in the Polyjuice. I guess I should have posted that warning after all. Poor Hagrid needs to get laid more though; he's a sweet guy, despite his disturbing grooming habits. Glad no one's been offended yet about the religion parts in Well, Hell. I'm from the NYC metropolitan area, so comparative religion is sort of par for the course . . .
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  • From Ms_Figg on March 10, 2008
    nonentity: lolol. This was a great addition and different. Well, you did fit the requirements. Severus did survive . . . although he and Hermione were later killed. Still, the idea that Ron became so jealous he actually killed himself to become a ghost is wonderful. lol and the fact he ended up in hell is priceless. Again, a wonderful addition to this little series of Ron deaths. Thank you very much. ****
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  • From coallynn on March 10, 2008
    I have to say that #89 "Well, Hell" was a great twist on this challenge and I loved it. I am still trying to think up my own.
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  • From Ms_Figg on March 08, 2008
    non-entity: That was absolutely brilliant! Really ingenious and I for one wasn't squicked at all by Hagrid and Madame Maxine. Well done! Thank you for your addition. ****
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  • From honeybee on March 08, 2008
    Okay..while the whole concept of Hagrid and sex squicks me beyond comprehension, the ending was worth it. And Snape is wicked! Love it!
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  • From wishbunny on March 07, 2008
    I laughed my ass off with that one, nonentity. What a creative method of killing him off =)
    *Tips hat*
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  • From ANON - LeahDS on March 06, 2008
    Loved the chapter about Skittles. I kept wondering what was going on and then BAM! Bye Bye Ron. What a way to go! Death by Skittles. Quite hilarious. My four year old actually thought I was going insane because I was laughing so hard.
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  • From ANON - asd on March 05, 2008
    Cool!
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