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From LadyVoldemort87 on May 27, 2008
Oh god 1 of 30? Poor Hermione! I love how devious Lucius is hehe, makes my day when you post a new chapter :P I actually like Kingsley in this story, usually I hate him, and I love Harry! Hmmm little Ly sounds like a handful LOL, wonder are his possessive qualities a relflection on his father? The mystery deepens!
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From ANON - mariteri on May 27, 2008
Poor Severus! No wonder you have him being like a monk in this story! Anyone would after going through that! And Lucius a stalker? No, that's not his style. Not unless it involves pouncing right away that is! LOL! It should be interesting to see how Hermione reacts to his attentions. It would seem that she would have very little trust in anyone, least of all a former Death Eater.

So I have got to ask (probably one of a hundred at this point doing so) is Lucius the father of Hermione's baby? There! I did it! I just had to ask. I know you won't answer, but I asked and that was enough for me for the moment.

And yes, this story is a very shiny gem indeed! Please update as quickly as possible as the curiosity may do me in, but luckily for the lot of us it is not a deadly affliction. LOL!
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From Clare1984 on May 27, 2008
ooh, naughty Lucius stalking Hermione. Although, if he kept whispering italian he could follow me anywhere... mmm, I LOVE when he does that.

and what have you done to Snape? will he ever get healed or is he stuck this way? I hate to think of a Snape out of commission.

roll on next chapter - can't wait to see how Lucius gets stalkin'.
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From chickaboo on May 27, 2008
Oh poor Severus. I just want to cuddle him up and hold him. I feel so bad for him.

Great update though! I can't wait for more!!
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From LadyVoldemort87 on May 27, 2008
Silly AFF cut the whole of my epic review off LOL, anyway as I was saying...Luci in a sparkly party hat and nothing more? Madam you spoil me hehehe. Poor Sevvi! The Dark Lord is a bastard, which is HUGE coming from me, hes my beau (my and my sick twisted imagination LOL) but not the snake man its Tom Riddle all the way! I adore the relationship you have between Lupin and Cissa, I love how she can let loose now she no longer has to maintain the image of the perfect Malfoy wife....I love how she can just go from stick-up-her-arse Ice Queen to Roll in the Hay Werewolf loving woman! God this story is good! I think Hermione has major issues, 'Juiet' seems to be there one minute and gone the next, who in the right mind would leave a wet and naked Luci? LOL 'Max' needs a good woman like me? Can I have him when your finished? So the issue of Hermione's childs father is playing on my mind, wondering who it could be? Luci? Sevvie? or OMFG Voldie?? Is it?? LOL, mind you some people think he was asexual, or that he just aint got the equiptment! I make it my misson to argue the fact that he has got it LMAO. Mind you why if you cant have a nose would you have reproductive organs *blushes* I just didn't want to say C*#k in my review LOL.

Well done on raising allll that money Doll! Proud of ya!

I plan on drinking responsibly for the first hour or so...LOL I can guarantee I will wake up on saturday, with the worst hangover..If I ever get to sleep as I never can when intoxicated LOL and will spend the entire weekend trying to get over it.

The chapters were brilliant and I cannot wait for more!!!

xoxox

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From NutsAboutHarry on May 27, 2008
Hey girl!

I can't remember if I've reviewed before but if I haven't let me say this fic is HOT HOT HOT! It's not just a Once Upon a time they had sex and lived happily ever after sory' there's a developing storyline! I can't wait to see how Lucius finds out Hermione's true identity and how Kingsley goes about gettign Hermione to work for him!

You write really well and I look forward to your next update...If I promise ot make a seven course banquet with the most horribly disgusting rich chocolate cake for afters would you update really soon?...LOL

Anyway well done and keep up the GREAT work!
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From LadyVoldemort87 on May 27, 2008
Oh god, these last 2 chapters where brilliant! *Curtsies to her lovely writer for the birthday song* Thanks Doll, Oooo, Lucius in a sparkly party hat
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From nonentity on May 27, 2008
btw--they whisper a lot of stuff to each other--some for the performance, some asides. The audience can't hear the whispers? So the sweet nothings are spontaneous?
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From LadyofClunn on May 27, 2008
Just how fast DO you write??? Poor Snape! I really, really like him and will never forgive JKR! I hope, he
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From haxrskilz on May 27, 2008
Sigh, poor Snape. Yay for another very welcome chapter! Update again soon, please?
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From carha on May 27, 2008
Awwww poor Snape :(
Doing really good on this story. Looking forward to seeing more soon. Keep up the good work
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From gorgeousbowneyes on May 27, 2008
RUN AND RUN YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, just kidding, although I am a rather angry Snape fan. But I'm not angry at YOU, I'm just kinda all upset about Snape's predicament in this. Poor thing. I was kinda lost as to what had happened to him, I couldn't remember if you'd already talked about how he'd gotten nerve damage like that and I'd just forgotten or if it was actually meant to be slightly confusing. I figured that after Lucius and Snape had their little thing, and went back to face their mistakes that something happened to Snape and then you confirmed this by saying crucio's directed at his genitalia yadda yadda yadda and I was just like awwww poor Snape can't have sex anymore that's no good. He'll just have to be a bottom and take it like a man .... errr yeh man. But I know I know, he's not gay. Sorry.

I'm hoping Harry will have a little more presence in this story. I know you said he wouldn't be with Draco, and that you like to put him with OMC's ... but I had a kinda wonky thought that maybe him and Kingsley ...? But even if you don't put a pairing in for Harry, it'd still be good to see some interaction with him and Hermione. Does anyone know what Hermione does to make money? Say like how Lucius has told Severus, has Hermione perhaps told Harry? And what role does Ron play in all of this? Is he friends with Hermione and still supporting her as a good friend? Does he perhaps have unrequited love for her? But can't thinks he can't acknowledge it because of the stigma about her, and therefore has basically lost her.

And Lucius wants to meet the real her. Well I wonder what he would think if he found out that Juliet was Hermione and what pre-conceived ideas he has about her because of the press? I pray he's not a sheep like the rest of the community and believe what those silly reports say about her, and I don't think he would because he's a Death Eater previously, and would have had people talking about him and scorning his name as well. Really, it is a good match in that sense.

Ahh look, my imagination has run away with me again. I'll leave you to the writing, and hope my thoughts on the matter have been an interesting read if nothing else :P

~gorgeousbowneyes

PS when you're done with this story, I think you mentioned you had another Lucius/Hermione with more slash in it planned, but I'd encourage you to try your hand at a totally slash pairing story, even if it's just a one-shot PWP style thing, I think it would be worth it for you to try some HP M/M pairings. I always find pushing yourself into an area that's a little out of your comfort zone is good for improvement in writing styles (And this is a totally different subject, but as I was writing that I realised that "Out Of The Comfort Zone" was the title of my very very first HP fanfiction - a silly little Ron/Hermione then Hermione/Draco that I never finished, lol.)

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From nonentity on May 27, 2008
summarized-->> surmised
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From nonentity on May 27, 2008
I'm really digging the Hermione/rape/baby subplot, because it has the ring of truth to it.

I didn't quite realize why Severus was in pain--poor, poor man. It sounds horribly lonely. Maybe Lucius will support Hermione financially and she'll invent a potion to cure him? (For the unrealistic happily ever after version, where everyone decides not to ostracize Lucius and Hermione anymore because they save the world or some such rot.)

I just figured Lucius and Hermione would accidentally identify each other at Remus and Narcissa's wedding. But Lucius being somewhat attached to "Juliet" and tracking her down is a lot more interesting. Plus apparently it's fall now so they'd have to wait for almost a year.

Why is it their last performance together? Did they specify no more bookings after that month to the manager? I'm sure there's still great demand for them by word of mouth.

Oh, love the glass bathtub. And the lame "ambrosia" excuse to avoid the nasty champagne.
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From LadyBlueEyes on May 27, 2008
wonderful update!! poor severus.....thats a harsh punishment he received. i wonder if hermione will help him once remus asks for the potion ingredients. we are getting closer to hermione and lucius discovering who each other is.....can't wait!!! keep up the awesome job!!
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