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By : Utopia
  • From StarKneazle on May 29, 2008
    There is no need to run at all. This is fast becoming one of my favorite stories. I truly enjoy every bit of it and I can not wait to see what Hermione's going to do. I don't have children, but I am the aunt of many kids and the very last thing you do is upset someone's baby. It's that whole 'mother protecting her young' thing. Can't wait!!
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  • From ANON - Rini on May 29, 2008
    Chapters 11-14

    Poor Sevviekins!!!! Voldemort really was a bastard :(

    Ugh! I
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  • From nonentity on May 29, 2008
    btw,
    http://www.wasauna.com/glass-bathtub.html
    I figured the sides would be so thick you couldn't see anything interesting, but they made a superduper clear one, perfect for porn performers.

    I was looking for pics of those champagne glass shaped tubs, but I think they're mostly opaque.

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  • From on May 28, 2008
    Very unexpected turn of events. I'm blissly baffled and looking forward to reading more as you have time. Thanks!
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  • From nonentity on May 28, 2008
    Oh, great bit about Lysander going bonkers and the whole thing with the blanket.
    Would Lysander be eligible for all the Lestrange estate? Or would it already have been dissolved at the deaths of the other Lestranges?
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  • From nonentity on May 28, 2008
    The spell for the stairs to avoid creaking sounds is pretty cute.
    I'm surprised Hermione didn't take the Potions apprenticeship as a way to tread water while waiting for a better opportunity. At least she's have more income or at least free housing, instead of having to borrow from Harry or Kingsley. Maybe it would take Hermione too much away from Lysander?
    I'm surprised also that the bookings dried up, if people were willing to pay 500 galleons for a performance, surely more people are willing to pay somewhat less for performances. I'm a huge nitpicker though.
    I'm very curious about what Hermione is plotting now. It's good to see she still has some compassion for Lucius, although of course she doesn't forgive him. Will Narcissa and Draco be informed of what Lucius did?
    Also, why weren't Kingsley and Harry surprised about her working at the Theatre of Porn (or whatever you called it). Did they know all along?

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  • From LCGrabski on May 28, 2008
    I really can't wait now, that chapter 14 was an excellent cliff hanger. This is getting so interesting and I love how quickly you're updating. I wish I had the pull to do that with my other stories.
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  • From LadyBlueEyes on May 28, 2008
    You are certainly spoiling us with all these updates....please keep doing so! =) I wonder what exactly she will do to get back at Lucius. And i kind of feel bad for lucius. he was startled by her appearance and the little boy and just acted without planning it all through. Brilliant work....Keep it up!!
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  • From distinctlyME on May 28, 2008
    ahahaha I LOVE IT!!!

    he's so stupid!!!! hahahahhaha. omg I couldn't stop laughing at his insanity induced state of kidnapping a little kid and Hermione. ahahahahaha. oh god I have tears streaming down my eyes and THEN he confesses and acts like a little kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar instead of being overly defensive Lucius Malfoy. ahahhaa. oh priceless. Thank you I needed that laugh.
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  • From tambrathegreat on May 28, 2008
    WHat a hot and intriguing story. I hope Lucius isn't going to be in too great a trouble, aside from the revenge. I liked what Hermione said a bout pitying him. He really is a lonely man if he has to resort to this to get a woman. I liked the vanilla chapter. It was sweet. (No pun intended.) Thanks for such a fun read. I hope to read more soon.
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  • From LadyVoldemort87 on May 28, 2008
    Oh my god!! Hermione best not hurt my Lucius!
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  • From chickaboo on May 28, 2008
    Um.....wow. That was seriously intense. I kind of feel bad for Lucius though. He is alone and his wife left him his son doesn't live at home and the wizarding world pretty much wants nothing to do with him. But I can't figure out what Hermione is going to do to him though. Sending him to Azkaban won't really do anything to his pride seeing as how he's been there fairly often eh? And Hermione is smart enough to know that so, I'm wondering.....just what has she got planned? And I know it's a bit of a long shot, but, maybe he could kinda sorta redeem himself just a tiny little bit by informing her that Lysander is the LeStrange heir? I'm assuming they still have property and money? If so that would certainly make it a little easier on Hermione yeah? Anyway, really great updates and I can't wait for more, so get back here and post soon!! LOL
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  • From LaBibliographe on May 28, 2008
    Oop - did I precipitate Rodolphus LeStrange being the designated father of Hermione's baby? His birthmark is a teardrop and Lucius recognized it. I imagine any Death Eater would recognize that mark. Did Snape? If so, did he ever tell Hermione? Will Lucius? And what mark does Lucius'family generate? Yup, weave one item into a story and more loose ends appear. Writing is complicated sometimes. So I apologize in advance if this is my 'fault'.

    LaBib
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  • From LaBibliographe on May 28, 2008
    Chapter 13: Oh oh, Lucius, don
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  • From luvhp on May 28, 2008
    Once again I have missed the three latest chapters and could not review individually. I have been studying all morning and yesterday was the first day of the week so I had no time to spend reading :(
    This weekend was nuts as it stormed it's ass off in my town and the storm drain backed up right into my driveway, garage and eventually a foot into my finished basement where my oldest child sleeps! Crazy ass weekend!
    I re-sit for my exam again tomorrow, wish me luck!

    Now, onto your story!! Wow, how sweet of Kinglsey to give Hermione his cottage. And Ron?? What an ASS!! Git! Idiot and all those other names you KNOW fit his character (for this story :) )
    Lucius, uh-oh! He was obsessed, and now he's going to pay. I only wish Hermione would wake up BEFORE Harry and Kingsley get there. The backstory was very well done, poor Hermione. As for her decision, it isn't the baby's fault, so why should he suffer? (although MO on the matter is unless you step into her shoes, you'll never know what it's like to have to choose)
    Good for her for keeping him. Lestrange is the father though huh? Ick, ew, yuck.
    Harry is being as sweet as ever, but who is his 'mate'??? Do tell!
    Remus & Narcissa are too cute together and kudos to Lucius for handling it so well.
    Snape, well, what can one say about Snape. Snarky, greasy old bat, lol. Poor guy. Hopefully Hermione can continue to work on potions that will eventually help him.
    Later for now.
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