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Reviews for The Small Print

By : faithwood
  • From MasterAkira on July 18, 2009
    I thought this was absolutely delicious, and very, very sexy.

    The Snape part was so funny I thought my laptop was going to fall off my lap and brake from laughing so hard. He was absolutely perfect. I'm glad you kept it as one long story, it flowed perfectly.

    You're stories are impossibly great. I was in for some slashy Harry/Draco after movie six, and they hit the spot perfectly.
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  • From Elphaba on October 24, 2008
    This was hilarious!!!
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  • From bananasforyou on October 23, 2008
    hahahahhahha
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  • From dracoharry4life on October 23, 2008
    To help the friends thing along, maybe they should buy two more of the packages from the twins. They could buy Hermione a Blaise fantasy pack and buy Ron a Pansy fantasy pack. That should keep them busy for a while. By the time they finish or get through most of the fantasies they won't care what or who Harry and Draco is doing. Snape could be a recipient of a fantasy pack also. I vote you give him a Trewlawney pack. Sex could do her and Snape a world of good. These fantasy packs could be an interesting way to do away with the whole war and deatheater problem. They could buy a bunch of them and send them to the deatheaters and Voldy. Most stories say Harry's power to love will help him win the war....let him spread the love and be creative on who you pair people with. I say Voldy and Dumbels have repressed sexual fantasies. They give into each other and the wars over. Also, the Weasley/Malfoy fued could be ended by a Weasley/Malfoy foursome. Yes! Nobody has ever done that...it needs done. They could balance each other. Minerva/Olivander.
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  • From ANON - I.Drowned.My.Goldfish on October 23, 2008
    I love it. It's cute and it's funny, though I hope you do realise you are now supposed to write all hundred fantasies!
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  • From rAiNwAtEr on October 23, 2008
    This story was absolutely brilliant. It has been a while sense I have stumbled onto a one-shot that left me warm and content inside. Your characterization of Draco was brilliant, I wouldn't have him any other way.

    One of my favorite lines was:

    "Then the Weasleys are lying. Maybe you did buy this incomplete set, but I bought the real thing. They've tricked you." Draco nodded. "How awful of them. You should go and hex them. Go. I'll cover for you."

    Absolutely hilarious!

    Thank you so much for sharing. I hope to read more from you in the future, and hopefully even a multy-chapter fic.
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  • From Jilliane on October 23, 2008


    Fabulous, as always! You certainly have a way with words, and I love the humour of your stories. It's always a treat to see a Faith Woods story. If you have a mailing list, please notify me whenever you post something; I don't want to miss anything you write!

    jillianetpr@yahoo.com
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  • From thrnbrooke on October 23, 2008
    Love this!
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  • From vanessaclarke on October 22, 2008
    LMAO! Awesome! Bloody HILARIOUS!! I... I don't even have words...
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  • From ANON - lilly on October 22, 2008
    LOVELY!
    I especially loved the whole Ron passing out/Snape puking in a hat thing
    I have to say, despite the whole magical world and half of these things would never happen aspect that is inevitable, you managed to keep their relationship extraordinarily realistic. The fact that they do have issues to work out and things to discuss not only makes it seem like an actual relationship, but it makes clear the fact that this isn't' a one- off. They will actually date and do filthy, smutty, dirty things that Pansy will record and sell for much more than a galleon a piece.

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  • From ANON - rhaniyago on October 22, 2008
    That was a fantastic way to end this day. I can't even remember the last time I laughed so hard. Draco's denial was just soo sweet, and I really loved Pansy in this story. Very well done!
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  • From callistianstar on October 22, 2008
    Woohoo! You posted this! I read this on your livejournal account but it was entirely cute. It was hilarious to read this again and have Draco go after Harry thinking it was a daydream. of course, Part III and IV are my favorite as "the small print" is revealed. I loved Pansy telling him to "come out...of the room." That made me lol so bad. Plus the rhymes on the sets were hilariously good fun. Although I'm uncertain as to whether anything can now beat Severus showing up. I could have died. Wonderful job.
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