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Reviews for The Reluctant Detectives

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  • From Tsukee39 on August 17, 2023

    Bravo vraiment excellent j'ai adorée et été tenue captive du début à la fin !


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  • From cocoalubber on April 05, 2020

    Fun read!


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  • From wudelfin on February 17, 2016
    Great plot, thanks so much for sharing.
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  • From ANON - Kim on January 24, 2010
    Hey! Im not trying to be a witch or rude or anything but I noticed in this story and the one or two others of yours that I have read (great job by the way) that you made one little spelling mistake. It was the only one that I noticed; opposed is supposed to be spelled with an o not an a. Other than that your work is amazing. Keep it up.
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  • From ANON - wiccan on November 20, 2009
    Ah...Nick and Nora with sex. I missed Asta though...was Crookshanks gone? Lovely, wonderful and fun story. Great job!
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    That was great fun to read. I like seeing Hermione in a role like Kate Beckett (Castle) or Olivia Dunham (Fringe) or Dana Scully. Severus makes a great sidekick. I wonder what a poster of them would look like? Hermione a step forward with her wand extended, looking around warily, while Snape stands behind her inviting anyone to attack so that he can make them wish he'd just Hexed their balls off...
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    “You mean with those little metal thingies that they showed me? They cost too much. Merlin, I can barely afford to feed my wife and kids as it is!”

    How sad is that? Let me count the ways ...

    Hero is a most marvellous villain btw
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    “Oh,” she whispered weakly. “But Ron said that you…” She frowned. “That you were still in love with him and were just waiting for him to leave me.”

    Heather must be real dumb if she still stayed with Ron after he said that - then again, you'd have to be truly dumb (like Jo) to like Ron.

    "You can't fix stupid."

    How patently untrue. There is nothing wrong with Ron that a guillotine couldn't fix.
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    I do so love your take on Dumb & Dumber!
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    “She’s clinically depressed and Mr. Potter is hiding away from the world. They need help. They did your work. Stop giving them medals and start helping them.”

    Well said! Funny though how Severus carefully avoids mentioning his own need for a therapist. Preferably a ghost therapist that he can't Hex into oblivion.
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    “Why just checking to see if they aren’t transgendered must take hours alone!”

    LOL!

    “Because unlike you, I masturbated.”

    2^LOL!
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    I love seeing Lucius not in charge... I wish fanfic writers wouldn't treat the poncey (not-so-)little fain
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    Ever watch Fringe? It's on hulu. The detective's boss - Phillip Broyles - looks like Shacklebolt and speaks like Snape. He's awesome.
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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    “True,” she said, looking straight at him as she repeated what she had said the first time.

    LOL

    He nodded. “True, but at least my so called good friends didn’t abandon me when all was said and done.”

    Glad someone's there to point out the obvious

    “He is a good boy,” she whispered. “But if he ever wants to be a man, he must pull that thick head of his out of his ass.”

    Glad she agrees!

    “You listen to me, you obsequious little shit,” he growled into the receiver. “I will rip your innards out through your throat keeping you alive so that I may torture you for hours there after if you call this number with any sort of idiotic temper tantrum again. Am I understood?”

    I think I just wet myself. Still unsure of the precise nature of the bodily fluid involved.

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  • From thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames on November 16, 2009
    This included a few gay men’s guides to fellatio. Her reasoning behind reading them being that if there was any group on the planet that knew what was good as far as sucking a cock was concerned, it would be a gay man.

    lol! that's actually true! Not that I've read such books, but the bi guy who taught me could certainly have written one ;-)

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