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Reviews for Mad Snorkacks and Englishmen

By : SalonKitty
  • From SoftObsidian74 on April 28, 2009
    Very interesting developments. Ginny's caning was just...wow. That was hard to read. I love the way you're telling the events at the castle while the Trio is out horocrux hunting. I always wanted to know what happened and JKR only hinted at it. This all feels very real and true to the books, and decidingly frightening. Ginny's humiliation was just ...DAMN. That was hard to read, even though I don't like her, that's just fucking wrong. I wanted to slap that Carrow bitch. I like seeing all of this through Luna's eyes, especially in light of her new interests. Now, you scared me to death when Terry and Anthony came up to Luna and the ensuing confrontation. I was like 'oh no here we go again'. That was an emotional rollercoaster for the reader. My heart sank when she woke up with those boys around her in the RoR. I'm so happy Ginny and Neville came through, I had a little hope they might. lol@at their plan to set those assholes up. Good thinking. I thought everything rang true to everyone's character, especially Neville and Ginny. I like how you're showing a more confident and outspoken Neville. God, he's so hot in DH : ) And I'm glad Ginny, although still upset, knows where her loyalties should lie. I'm a bit worried about Ginny to be honest. I hope she's gonna be OK...geez, now that's a testament to your writing. I actually care about the bint. : ) I found one error, at least I think it was: She had watched Neville and Luna during dinner as usual, noticing for the first time how Ginny
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  • From Shinteo on April 27, 2009
    I think it's high time there's a mass exdous from Hogwarts. Get them out before they get killed or worse.
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  • From NutsAboutHarry on April 27, 2009
    Awww man a cliffie!

    I loved this chapter particularly the internal conflict Luna had during the time Ginny got whipped. She's quite a complicated girl that one and I'm glad you made her feel a bit icky about it. I learnt a lot more about Luna in this chapter. She's much stronger then most give her credit for and that being with Harry has strengthened her physically but I think more importantly mentally. No wonder she kicked arse in the final battle!

    I can't wait to see what happens when she goes to see Harry, and I'd love to know how she gets away from Hogwarts! Does she know about the secret passageway into the Honeydukes cellar?

    Well done I love this fic!
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  • From PotterEntourage on April 24, 2009
    Here from the Smutastic Awards on LJ! OMG Luna getting fisted WAS spiritual! Just like Soft said! Not my deal, but whoo! The way he's insatiable around her, as she is and her desire to please....! The only thing is the last chapter with her and Harry at the table! Man, I wanted Hermione to punch them both in the face! I get the teen thing of showing off, but he was so disrespectful to R/Hr, that was some bull! I mean, I really got upset!!!! This is a great fic, and i'm so glad i found it!
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  • From tommye on April 21, 2009
    Chapter 19 was pretty good. Harry is a naughty boy. Sending Kreacher to get Luna just so he can fuck her. I think Hermione had a little bit of an under-reaction when she saw Luna naked at the table. And I can't wait for when you give Ron and Hermione another chance. I think you should get them drunk again if it fits in nicely, but I don't think Ron and Hermione should be into BDSM. I don't think it fits in with either of their characters the way you have described their approaches to BDSM.

    Good work
    Update soon
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on April 20, 2009
    Whoa, Harry is WORKING Luna out. lol. I can totally see someone discovering the rush of D/s and becoming addictive. That's the experience of most people when they first discover it. Its highly addictive to find something that makes you feel powerful or powerless yet safe and the emotional connection you have to have to engage in that sort of play is just so powerful in itself and hard to come by that you just want to lose yourself in it. so this is very believable, and more importantly, very likely for two teenagers exploring this type of play. Now Harry's actions in regards to parading his power over Luna around his friends is just funny as hell, but I can see it as well. I mean these are his road dogs, they know practically everything about him, and this is one facet of himself he probably is rather excited and almost proud of and of course he's going to play with it for all its worth, and he's already losing himself in it so he's probably like whatever about their reactions. lol. I am still worried about Luna, not because of her response to Harry but her need and attachment, I hope she stays strong and can use this new trick to see him soon. Very creative, that, btw. Hermione's musings were really spot on...you have her voice down pat. Which is hard because a lot of people turn her into whatever they want her to be. I love your respect for each of these characters. Ron's reaction and responses are funny and at times much needed considering how plussed Hermione was at all of Harry and Luna's public play. lol@Harry doing sexy stuff to Luna under the table. And why did I get the feeling Hermione was trying not to think about Harry's sexiness by projecting her disgust onto the situation. : ) OK, I'll leave my hopes for some Hermione wanting Harry loving aside. I'm glad Neville is there for Luna...this thing with Snape and Luna being scared is scaring me... lol. Can't wait to see what you do with it. Excellent update Salon, as always.
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  • From serenagold on April 19, 2009
    Ha! I'd love to hear what Snape has to say in his welcome back speech. ^^

    Although that slight tremble of recognition? You don't think the Carrows were responsible for Luna's condition, do you? O_O I just assume that those child raping bastards in the woods by her house were muggles. ~_~

    Keep up the great work!
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  • From chocoman on April 18, 2009
    damn this happens every semester. about a month before finals i always have this little 'i cant take it anymore moment' and then me and my friends go off for a 'couple of days' we always call it a couple of days even though we ask for about a week off of work. i guess we just call it a couple of days in the hope that we'll ACTUALLY be back home in two instead of fucking six or so. and every semester its the same go to a major city with a bunch of money and leave with nothing but 100 bucks worth of gummie worms, no underwear, and all our left shoes painted in bright neon colors........ though the weird things we get from our trips changes from year to year. though thankfully this year we didn't spend all our money on booze, ganja, and whatever 'party favors' we can find. this time i acutally got a new t-shirt, sure its for a cruise line that only caters to the elderly but beggers cant be choosers. but anyways i get back and with far fewer brains cells and trying to figure out what i missed out on in my life and in my wonderfully naughty stories and now you seem to think im mad with you..................................which im not btw. i understand sometimes i can come across as a little girly i suppose. but i take no offense because i am actually quite comfortable with myself and my gender/sexuality/personality which for a quick recap from last nights episode is male/straight/fucked up so im okay kitty cat. and just to be clear while were on the whole gender thing are you a boy or a girl. now on to the two chapters i've missed. i've only read 17 just yet so here i go with that.

    i loved your spin on the Remus/Harry fight. as usual much more realistic and compelling. from the reasons why remus wanted to dissapear on an adventure to the language used in the fight (which makes it seem far more like grown ups are having an argument versus a couple of 3rd graders) and the length that remus would go to get in good with harry. btw i hope remus gets some balls soon. also i hope that harry does have some balls also in this reality and doesn't stick to basic spells.... though it is fun when someone gets their ass handed to them with basic spells.

    oh yes....... now hermione is noticing harry. i likey.

    and harry finding regulus' sex toys....... how fitting for a death eater to be that kinky.

    now onto the smut............................... im sorry i was day dreaming again. well the smut was GLORIOUS. im so happy that harry finally found a good medium in his punishments of luna. no longer wild, random, and dangerous. but now cool and calculated. though still quite HOTTTTTT. and the fisting. holy shit wasn't expecting that. nor all the dping. though it was quite nice. and the snitch being a clit stimulant was genious. and im now so happy that they have completely fallen into the Master/Slave role so seemlessly........... and that line at the end "Luna you reilize your completely mine now" i think i kinda drooled a little bit. now.... onto the next chapter. also spunk on the face is fine with me
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  • From tommye on April 16, 2009
    Also I never did understand why in Chapter 13 Harry was giving Lupin the mean looks over the table and thinking about him 'That's right bitch, eat your meat'. I never got what Lupin did wrong that made him glare at him a few times.
    Please could you explain

    Thank You
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  • From tommye on April 16, 2009
    Just started reading this story a couple of days ago. And have already read the first 18 chapters. It is one of the best fan-fics I have read (although I'm not really into BDSM). I loved it when everybody found out about Harry's dirty little secret. And I think It's great that you've started to mention Hermione more now.

    Keep it up
    Update very soon
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  • From serenagold on April 16, 2009
    Heh, I think Harry's a bit drunk off the post-coital high too. =^^=

    Also, in regards to stories and the reading of them... I'm not partial to any particular pairing or sexual orientation when it comes to stories. For me, its all about the plot. The smut is a nice after thought. (The vast majority of my Recommended Reads are long stories.) Something about the plot needs to catch my attention. While I admit, some pairings come out better than others, its up to the author to make it work.

    Things that are too OOC always annoy me, though.

    Keep up the great work!
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  • From Shinteo on April 16, 2009
    Yeah, Ron's a good guy and all, but I really hope you don't put Hermione with him. I hate it when they spoil a great story like that.
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on April 15, 2009
    That was insanity!!! First of all, I really appreciate the feel of your writing. I've told you before, but when I'm reading this story, in many parts, I feel like I'm reading a Harry Potter book. Now that's hard to pull off. There's a richness to the dialogue and descriptions you give that carry a novel feel and stay devoted to canon in many ways. I love that. The whole Ron and Hermione discussion cracked me up. Of course Hermione would have read up on S&M, I like how she knows about it, but is still innocent and very curious in many ways. I love that she and Ron both confessed their virginity and their almost moment. I was very mad at Kreacher for interrupting. The section on Harry coming to the door nude was FUNNY! He's got some bollocks...pun intended. I'm with Ron, what if that had been Hermione, would he even have cared? His head is getting a little swollen but that's realistic too with all of the power Luna is giving him. And WOW, their sessions are getting more and more intense and experimental. That was just fucking insane. lol. I love him smacking her jaw a bit and correcting her. My personal kink. Oh and about your poll, what draws me to a fic is the summary first of all, then the pairings, and finally the warnings : ) I'm a bit worried about Luna. She's really falling deep, and Harry's about to go on his mission, and now she can't even hang with Ginny. I hope Neville is a good friend to her, she'll really need it. The whole scene with Harry feeding Luna on his lap was nuts, and only shows how absorbed Harry is in his new little kingdom where he's in control and has a faithful subject of one. lol. Poor Ron. lol. I really got a kick out of his inner thoughts here. And wow at Luna being in subspace like that for that long....Harry did her proper, eh? *SWOON*
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  • From Dracosslut on April 15, 2009
    This is a pairing I've never read before, but I love Luna, and Harry, well, he's just Harry!!

    I'm really enjoying it so far - that was some hot action there. But i feel sad for both of them - they're so messed up.
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  • From serenagold on April 13, 2009
    Heh, Lupin sounds like a desperate man trying to get out of a desperate situation. He failed miserably.


    Also, love the way Harry broke the news to Hermione. lol
    Keep up the great work!
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