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From NutsAboutHarry on April 12, 2009
I'm sorry if I came across overly critical last chappie review, I honestly didn't mean to sound like that.

But WOW how hot was that chapter? And the emotional angst! A lovely meaty chappie!

Can't wait for the next update, you're doing such a GREAT job!

Well done as usual and keep it up!
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From SoftObsidian74 on April 12, 2009
Oh, my FUCKING GOD!!!! I have NEVER read anything like that before in my life. THAT was incredible. Wow!!

First of all, LOL@Hermione's POV in this chapter. That was just SO Hermione, you have her character down. Often, we like to sexualize and girl her up in fanfiction, but she really isn't a girly girl at all and she's every bit as investigative and bossy as you portrayed her without going overboard. Great job on that. I love how you're keeping Ron pretty smart too, he has his clueless moments, but he's a pretty smart bloke, but seeing him through Hermione's eyes is hilarious. My favorite line is when she's annoyed Harry gets away from her grilling but she turns and realizes that Ron is there and he's not going anywhere. lol.

The fight, the fucking fight! Intense. You know JKR totally annihilated Remus in DH IMO, and you brought all of my disappointment and frustration with the man back tenfold. But then you flipped it and made me root for him as well. ^5 for manning Remus up. I love his raw energy and gall to take Harry on like that. I thought they were going to come to blows. Hermione would so act the way she did, so thank goodness for that. But in the end, Remus running up the stairs and slamming the door just made me feel pity for him.

LOL@Harry in this entire chapter, from him staring down Remus to him turning to Hermione and basically saying, "yeah, I'm fucking Luna and its pretty kinky, what?" He was just so badass but still in character. You do his voice well. Speaking of which, I LOVE LOVE LOVE how we're getting in Harry's head during his sessions with Luna. Its rare that the Dom's perspective is shown, and its very insightful and rings very authentic. I'm really impressed with this story all around.

That last scene BLEW ME AWAY. I don't even know where to began. I mean, Luna's trust and submission to Harry is HOT but Harry's need and his own submission to her through his dominance is HOTTER. The caning was rough stuff but you made it so cathartic. It was a like a seal on what they are now. I love that they're both coming into it more assured. And OMG, Luna is a trooper...that's all I have to say. 20 strokes with a cane is no joke but with the clamps too? Damn. That's love. I love Harry's thoughts about her before the caning and how he knows that his whole world would go to shit if something happened to her, yet he can't push her away like he did Ginny. There were so many great lines in this chapter, but one that sticks in my memory is when he said Luna was more than just a great idea....That was beautiful. Yeah, she's fucking real, what they have is real, and you've really made it come to life. I'm so happy Harry's love for her overrode his guilt and fear about the Ginny/Luna confrontation. His response was perfect. She so needed to be comforted. And the fisting...omg, Kitty, I don't even like fisting but that was sexy and damned near spiritual! The fact that Harry cried afterwards just made it that much more powerful. And Yay for her calling him Master and for him calling himself that as well. I loved that he's taking risks and she's not only accepting it but loving it. Loved the dirty talk, but you knew that. So so hot.

This was just a brilliant chapter Kitty, probably one of the BEST BDSM stories I've ever read, and definitely the best coming of age BDSM story I've read. Seriously.
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From chocoman on April 11, 2009
wow...................... im not quite sure how to respond to that............ do i really seem like that much of a girl................... i can actually feel my masculinity decreasing. no kitty i am not a woman i am sort of a man................. at least thats what i thought........ but you have proven me wrong. yeah but seriously im a guy its just that my brother is 10 years older than me so he's always been more of a parent like thing and at the time i told my bro about my eliminated virginity i was 14 and he was 24 so that only added to the awkwardness as i wasn't really all that suave and confident at the time and that is where the awkwardness came from b/c i was telling my WAY older bro/authority figure about his hs freshman bro was quickly progressing on the road to manhood. looking back now it's kind of funny............................. but yeah im not a woman. though there are days.......... like when i watch Homeward Bound and Shadow runs over the hill that i cry like a baby......... but that doesnt make me a woman just kinda sensitive............ i think.......... yeah. but anyways bitchin chapter that confession scene was kind of like watching a train crash in slow motion like oh shit here comes the agony. but hey at least the truth is out there now..... i just hope that Ginny isn't a complete fuck off and tries to get revenge on luna.................. why do i feel a 'no comment' coming on. oh and one Alan Rickman/Snape 40 yo virgin face coming up........ i just gotta figure out a way to get Greasy in the poster so it looks natural. keep it cuming kitty kat

Coco

P.S im definetely a man
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From NutsAboutHarry on April 11, 2009
Just so you know this fic does rock my world....LMAO! I like the emotional complexity of all the characters though Ginny was a tad OOC for my usual tastes, but you did warn us all and while I think her reaction wasn't to my view of Ginny she is fiery and does have the capacity to be a bitch.

Great fic and I very much look forward to the next chappie whenever that shall be.

Well done!
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From serenagold on April 09, 2009
Ack! Ginny knows!!

Great scene. I loved her response.

Keep up the great work!
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From LondonMarie on April 09, 2009
Ginny is such a bitch. Ever since reading half-blood prince, i was a luna/harry fan. so disappointing when J.K ended with Harry with Ginny. Can you kill off Ginny? that would be awesome. I can't wait until the next chapter. please update soon.
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From thesteffis on April 09, 2009
Saw my name, couldn't NOT review. :) Keep it up, the story is great. I'm loving the portrayals.
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From SoftObsidian74 on April 09, 2009
Whoa man...I was NOT expecting ANY of that. Fucking KICKASS...not Ginny slapping Luna, cause that shit was out of order, although, understandable (I do wish Luna would have slapped her back) but the fact that Ginny now know what's up. HAHAHA, in your face biatch!! Why was that so satisfying. I'll tell ya, cause Ginny was being herself, a grade A vindictive self centered little.... The way she was ragging on Luna was not cool at all, but oh so in character and typical of a teenage girl was is about to lose the best fucking thing she ever had. OK, now I'm a bit worried about how Harry will react to the fact that Luna and Ginny had this "talk". And how disturbing is it that Draco glamoured Luna's hair red to pretend it was Ginny sucking him off? That's wild. I can see him doing that though. Poor Luna, she's sorta like a spectator in her own life, if you know what I mean. I feel like so much of her is locked up in this shell because of all that's gone on in her life, but it makes her deeply introspective and wise. You're doing an excellent characterization. I think this is the best Luna I've ever read, even better than JKR's. Great rendering of the interrogation at the Weasley's, I had forgotten all of that. You're making me want to read DH again. Sigh...so this revelation of Luna's love for Harry is pretty much public now, I mean, Remus, Ron, Ginny, her father...it's hit the fan, and I hope that Harry handles this properly..I mean he has a lot on his shoulders, and he will want to protect Luna the way he protected Ginny, but I hope that doesn't mean pushing her away the same way. He really does need her. I guess Remus has figured that out. BTW, really appreciate Remus having "the talk" with Luna about her power to say no. Nice touch, and it needed to be said. Can't wait to see the next development and what advice Remus needs Luna's presence for in order to help Harry hear him better. Exciting update, Kitty.
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From Shinteo on April 08, 2009
I too don't like Harry with Ginny, but for me is because I far prefer Hermione to Ginny. Thanks to work like yours, I am starting to like the idea of Luna and Harry too. It'll be best if you can add Hermione in and keep Ginny out, but as I'm unsure how you feel about Hermione, I wouldn't be holding my breath... This Luna stuff is good enough now. :)
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From serenagold on April 08, 2009
Checkmate, motherfucker.

This line had me laughing out loud for a good twenty minutes. Checkmate indeed.

Honestly, Ginny has always struck me as a packaged deal for Harry. He was never very outgoing when it came to romance and his one attempt with Cho turned out disastrous. When he finally falls for Ginny, its kinda like an easy and comfortable situation. Throughout the books I've always noticed how uncomfortable Harry felt around the warmth that the Weasley family shows him. He's unused to it and feels awkward and undeserving of any of the affection he so greatly desires. Marrying Ginny sort of legitimizes his place in their family. Ending up with her never really struck me as some great passion. She always struck me more as this beautiful girl who he got along with well that allows him access to the life he wants. Don't rock the boat, you know?

Anyway props to you for having Luna buy Harry a watch. It was such a great moment.
Keep up the fantastic work.
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From SoftObsidian74 on April 07, 2009
I continue to be amazed how you're weaving canon with your own story. I really liked how Luna even made Ron a little flustered at the wedding, and it was so kickass that she recognized Harry by his aura. SIGH!!! Harry's playing a very dangerous game there with Ginny and Luna. And I totally agree with you about him trying to take advantage of having two people want him, and probably still being attracted to Ginny, but I do hope his love for Luna rides out over his enjoyment of Ginny's attentions. I think Ginny knows what's up. hehe. I would love to see that bitch's face...oh sorry : ) I forgot myself for a minute there. Anyway, what I really loved watching his Harry's appreciation of Luna as a person, and how you're featuring how smart she is, even going toe to toe with our Hermione. I mean she is a RAVENCLAW..shit! lol : ) lol@Krum and Hermione. This chapter was amusing and hot. I love this story, and how true you're sticking to the characters and the series that gave life to it. Can't wait to see what's going to happen now, and if Luna and Harry will be able to meet up soon. Great update, as usual, Kitty.
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From chocoman on April 07, 2009
damnit...............another cliff hanger................. are you trying to drive me bonkers...................AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!............dolphin balls yeahhhhh....... oh crap there goes my mind. great chapter Harry and Ron's conversation was so funny it kinda reminds me of the first time i seriously told my older bro of my first time......... it was amazingly awkward. the tweaking of a DA coins was a great idea for their continued communication throughout their journey. i was kinda wondering how they would keep in touch for those couple of months. and dont worry im currently working on making a 40 old virgin snape thingy but do you want an animated snape or an alan rickman face

Coco
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From LondonMarie on April 07, 2009
Good chapter. I can't wait to see what you have coming up next. Also no Hermione/Viktor. ewwww.... anyway i'm waiting anxiously for the next chapter.
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From chocoman on April 05, 2009
P.S The Ginny scene was great. and Ron was also great in this from the wanking off to the whole suspicious brooding. trying to find the best way to say 'hey harry sooooooo yeah when did you start banging Luna' thing...... if i forgot anything else i will make it a P.S.S

Coco
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From chocoman on April 05, 2009
first off. im so glad you agree with my opinion of Snape the greasy haired 40 year old virgin. secondly i just have to say that DAMN ANAL IS SO HOOOOOOOTTTTTT. i heart anal.................... ahhh. well now that i've got that weird thing out of the way onto the serious stuff. which will be closely followed by more silliness. im so happy that Harry found love. and when he said i'll come back for you luv.... well there are no words to describe how wonderful that was. i wonder how your going to alter their reuinion............ and i fear how much more realistic you'll make it than compared to how........ well yeah......... dont wanna be a prick and....... well yeah. anyways that is totally something our Constant Hero would say being that it's absolutely the PERFECT thing to say. lastly AHHHHHHH CLIFFHANGER WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.............. e tu brutus.

your perverted supporter of love, smut, all things naughty........ and chocolate eggs. mmmmmmmmm cadbury eggs. are the only reason i get excited about Easter

Coco
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