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Reviews for Mad Snorkacks and Englishmen

By : SalonKitty
  • From chocoman on March 26, 2009
    good good now the master lets some of the demons out of his closet. and you did bring up a very interesting point in all seven books never once did Harry mention to his two bests friends any details of how he grew up. obviously its a weird conversation to start off "Oh yeah guys, by the way, before we solve another mystery i just have to say that i lived in a closet for 10 years.". this trust that Harry and Luna are building with each other is the same kind of love that i dream i'll find one day. truly letting the other into their hearts.......... not sure if that made sense. and don't worry about making me cry its just that Luna's story hit me with the force of 100 Law and Order SVU episodes with a side of A Time To KIll.

    Also, i always imagined Dudley smoked up.......... i also always thought that if anyone should be able to get stoned every once in a while it should be Harry The Constant Hero. I love the building friendship between Harry and Dudders........... do i see a bonding moment involving lots of booze and weed.

    Lastly the smut as always is amazingly fitting to the emotional development of Harry and Luna's relationship..........oh yeah and incredibly HOOOOTTTT!!!


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  • From serenagold on March 24, 2009
    Oh thank god. I was really fearing for the worst there for a while that it was her father that had raped her. In a weird twisted way this chapter was quite a relief.

    Over all fantastic chapter. I like Dudley throwing out the olive branch and I really admire what you did with Luna's confession.

    Keep up the excellent work.
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on March 24, 2009
    Wow Kitty...I'm very impressed. That was so erotic, and intense, and heartbreaking. How did you manage to do that all in one chapter? I'm glad that Harry and Dudley seemed to have reached an understanding, I hope Dudley sticks to his word. It's a nice place for them. But everything after that...when Harry returned to the room, tying Luna up like that and gagging her, the passion...the intensity, that just blew me away. So fucking hot the way she surrendered to him. And then the conversation afterwards. I'm speechless. I can totally see something like that happening to her, and I can see Mr. Lovegood clearly in my mind, having the second love of his life destroyed and losing his mind for it...so tragic. This will only bring Harry and Luna closer, I'm so glad she shared that with him. I can't wait to see if she uses Harry's teaching/advice to protect herself from now on, and how Harry will manage to stay in touch with her while he's away. I'm worried about what's to come, but excited as well. What an excellent story, you're making me fall in love with the Harry/Luna ship all over again. I had lost hope. Update soon!
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  • From chocoman on March 24, 2009
    the bonding between Harry and Dudley was so wonderful and realistic but......... well lets just say that thats the the first time i cried in three years
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  • From Shinteo on March 23, 2009
    This story is brilliant.

    My email is Shinteo5@gmail.com. Please keep me updated. Thanks
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  • From NutsAboutHarry on March 20, 2009
    Oh bugger you how could you leave suck a fecking cliffie? That was mean beyond reason!...LOL

    Seriously though I cannot wait to see what Dudley's reaction is and what happens if and when Vernon and Petunia find out. I wonder if Luna apparently has no trace on her wand she could obliviate Dudley and his cronies? Oh I hope so because I don't want him to go through the embarrassment of copping ribbing from Dudley and then a bollocking from Vernon and Petunia.

    I hate the cliffie but love the story!

    Well done!
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  • From serenagold on March 20, 2009
    Bwahahahhahahahaa YES!!

    I've been waiting for this. =^^=

    Keep up the great work!
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on March 20, 2009
    Ok, first off, I'm SO glad he and Luna had that conversation about Ginny and that Harry came clean about his feelings on the matter. That was so Harry. I'm so intrigued with how *that* situation will be resolved. I love how Harry has been avoiding Luna giving him head out of fear of disrespecting her or being associated with those others, and I love how she hinted that she thought of him when she was placed in that position. I think the potential for love is great. I hope so anyway. Yay for 69s! lol. But damn Dudders and his cronies. I'm so very worried with how this is gonna end up. I hope Harry kicks his ass if he dares to try to exploit the situation the way the Slytherins have been doing. Really awesome writing as usual. This story makes me happy : )
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  • From thesteffis on March 19, 2009
    Really phenomenal story here. Curious why Harry hasn't let Luna go down on him, but I guess you'll get to that soon. Keep up the good work.
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  • From serenagold on March 19, 2009
    Excellent chapter. Keep up the great work!
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on March 19, 2009
    Damn Harry! He's just fucking pushing it and pushing it. I loved the unsure awkwardness and anxiety coming from him as he begins to come into his own as a Dom and exploring some of his desires. The conversation rings true, especially from his end. He's really lucky to have such a secure and trusting submissive as Luna, but she's a natural, isn't she? I love her questioning of him, wanting to know the whys behind his requests, that's fun stuff because its true that a submissive wants to be just as much in the head of her dom as he does her. Very nice at the end. Harrys a love machine. I love it. Close call there with Dudders...glad they weren't discovered. And I really really love Harry's embarassment/shame at what he was doing and Luna's reassurances. Very good chapter Salon. This story is not only hot but really rings true of teenage exploration of bdsm : )
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  • From serenagold on March 18, 2009
    lol They're quite loud.

    Maybe, once Harry looses his restraint in a loud nightly tryst of passion, Vernon will kick him out and he can go live with Luna. >:) hehehe..
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  • From chocoman on March 17, 2009
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. oh sweet fuck. the sex was amazing.
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  • From NutsAboutHarry on March 17, 2009
    Oh hell yeah I'd like to be on your updates list! I'm not a huge one for the Harry/Luna pairing but I like the way you've written it. My email is ratscentral@hotmail.com

    Thanks!
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  • From SoftObsidian74 on March 16, 2009
    I love Harry's sneakiness! His planning for Luna's arrival rang true, and I felt like I was sneaking along with him. I love how thorough he tried to get ready for her. He obviously likes her a lot more than just a shag, yet his thoughts of her are so deliciously dirty. Very nice. I love Luna's welcome and how they didn't waste any time getting to it. God, they're hot together. This is so fucking yummy Salon. The way you have him emergining into his dominance is just so natural and RAWR!! I don't think it's possible for you to get carried away, so don't ever worry about that. That ending scene was fucking perfect. Yay for dirty talking. I don't want this to ever stop! Awesome update : ) You have my email....
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