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Reviews for Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

By : CryingCinderella
  • From ANON - lemonade on July 20, 2013
    All of Hermione's intimate questions about him just show him that she is interested in if she can fit into his life and how. I think it was a good sign that he sat with her on his porch and that he voluntarily joined her at the table, answering her personal questions. I also don't blame him for not wanting to try to pursue something with her while he's being forced to have intimate contact with her. They are going to have to try to work backward, as the physical intimacy and moving in together normally doesn't precede the 'getting to know you' phase.

    I do sort of like how this Snape is such a contrast. He's aloof and closed up to all outward appearances, but open in regards to who he might consider as a partner. He claims that 'an orifice is an orifice' but I don't see him screwing everything in his path, so he wants a bit more than just an 'orifice'. He probably feels emotionally safe with her, as well. She lets him put up his defensive walls and stands without any but her shyness and uncertainty. He might shake his head at her inability to spar with him, but he knows she's not going to play games at his expense, which probably is refreshing to the guy after everything.
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  • From HarryGinny4eva on July 20, 2013
    Wow! Once George has fixed it to stop when it should, can you send me a bottle please? lol I am glad they got to talk a bit, though haltingly. His complete and total unflappability wouldn't work for me, but I am glad his explanations seemed to work for her. :-) Thanks! HG4eva
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  • From demonsangel on July 20, 2013
    Yeeaah...while I think "orgasm in a bottle" is the perfect name for it, "wonder water" is a bit more tasteful XD Great chapter! I laughed when George asked if the water just fucked her. A rather disturbing and amusing idea at the same time. Hermione should bring up the hammock idea to George, he could probably make a fortune with sex slings, and since it was her idea, she would probably make a good amount too. Can't wait to read more!
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  • From ANON - blackraine on July 20, 2013
    I absolutely adore this story. I can't wait until you update. Snape seems to be his over all snarky self. I hope that he is fighting the same feelings that poor Hermione can't seem to hide. I do wonder if you will grant George a taste of Snape before its over. I can't imagine how the prankster will fair against Snape's cock. Patiently waiting for your next update.
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  • From flamingmoth on July 20, 2013
    You know, this story keeps getting more and more impressive. The magical products are really imaginative, and you've written Severus really well here -- I can't figure him out at all, any more than Hermione can! It's been a long time since I read a fic that is so entertaining, well-characterized, and (frankly) hot. Bonus point for the accurate and no-bullshit descriptions of bi/pansexuality, too! Keep up the great work!
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  • From ANON - Anon on July 19, 2013
    Nice
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  • From ANON - Nightqueen on July 19, 2013
    OMG!! Now that's what I call a bath! Makes me want to have one of my own! Dear lord I think I need a cold shower!! I wonder how long Severus is going to fight having any feelings? Or with Hermione get better at concealing hers! Will it be too late if or when he realizes he does have feelings?! Absolutely delicious story that always leaves me wanting more!
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  • From ANON - Mary on July 19, 2013
    You never cease to amaze me. The creativity of the products and the dream
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  • From MagicWords on July 19, 2013
    OMGOMGOMG!

    Where can I get that? I'll take a CASE...right now!!!

    LOL

    I was a little disappointed when you skimmed over a whole night of testing in a couple of paragraphs, but you definitely made up for it the next night.

    I can't WAIT to see what they test in the bath products line next...or their interactions when they get home.

    Can you please just stay up all night writing and post the next update tomorrow?

    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

    Awesome update and obviously, I can't wait to see what's next!!!

    --S
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  • From serialcabbit78 on July 19, 2013
    Oh... my... God...!!! I think Hermione is a good influence on Severus. He needs to learn how to feel again...and..he's learning quickly. I hope George don't wear them out too much.
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  • From MagicWords on July 19, 2013
    WoooHooo! I'm doing my "Happy Dance" and I haven't even read it yet!

    LOL

    I'm just happy there's an update TO read!

    --S
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  • From ANON - Meagan on July 18, 2013
    I am desperate for an update! Love your story!! I can feel Snapes shell cracking and I can't wait! No pressure, really, but you are killing me here! Please update!
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  • From Marie on July 16, 2013
    im going to be one of those readers that harasses for updates....
    please please update??? :D
    i would love you forever and ever~
    I just reaaallly love your story and its creativeness XD cant wait for the newest update to come!
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  • From ANON - RLinC on July 12, 2013
    I am loving this one so far. One thing is bothering me. Please tell me this is not going to turn into a three way with George. A favorite author of mine on Ashwinder recently started a new story and I was so excited at first until I realized it was a three way with HG/SS and unfortunately Lupin. I can't read it. Something about Hermione with another man really pisses me off. I think if another of my favorite authors went down the same path right now I may have to give up on HG/SS.
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  • From TheTVJunkie on July 12, 2013
    Wow!!! I just happened to come across your story and I absolutely love it!!! :) Guess I would spend a fortune to buy all of the awesome products you have dreamed up!^^
    You're a great writer, the story line is intriguing and entertaining and I can't wait to see what happens next! :) Are you on other sites, too? Sadly, I can't seem to put you on alert here and I really don't want to miss an update!

    A little suggestion regarding future 'products': Since we have learned about Snape's bisexual tendencies (hence him being responsive to anal action) it would be great to read about Hermione using various sorts of magic plugs on him (of course, he could use them on her, too!^^) AND maybe you could even bring in a third (male) party in the testing process, like Lucius Malfoy for example! ;) I'm sure both Hermione AND Severus (and your readers, of course;)) would be very pleased with that developement.

    Anyway, thank you so much for this wonderful fic, keep up the good work and please don't let us wait too long for another update!

    Here's my email address: thetvjunkie@yahoo.com - I'd be happy to hear from you!^^

    The TV-Junkie
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