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From Chaz on June 25, 2019
Interesting story wish there was more

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From ANON - bill560682a on August 12, 2015
now i think something that would be funny would be that ron weasley end up in slytherin were i think he belongs and have him get into the tri-wizard tournament by dropping his name in from above from the rafters then making a total fool of himself in each event. such as when he has to face the dragon he pisses himself, drops his wand and runs back to his room and hides under his bed.

now if harry inherits the slytherin title from voldimort do to his killing him at age 1 or 11 or 12 then should he also not get any and all other titles of people voldimort has wiped out before him as well? i would think that voldimort would make sure he was the one to take out heads of families if by doing so you could claim thier title. an yes i know the title would pass down unless the whole family is wiped out but most have it done by right of conquest. so since harry beat voldimort he gets everything that belongs to voldimort but by that thinking that would also mean that all the deatheaters and everything they have also now belong to harry. voldimort was a lord and his deatheaters swore loyalty to him thereby making them his vasils and a lord has control over all his vasils. so in the end it would not matter who took out the head of the family or the rest of the line as a lord voldimort could and would claim those titles to himself, which means all those titles now belong to harry. so you are looking at 20-30 titles from families voldimort and his deatheaters have wiped out plus 20-30 titles belonging to deatheaters for 40-60 titles in all. now of course voldimort can not walk into a goverment meeting and say i want to use me votes an he can not have his deatheaters do so on his behalf since everyone knows who killed off the family because the ego of voldimort says we have to leave the darkmark.

so why not just create a magical bomb? all you need is a ward stone or any other magical item that can hold raw magical power an then power it to the max and put a time delayed reducto curse on it set to release all the power at once and boom a magical bomb.just add a feather weight charm and a shrinking charm and a charm to cloak it an you can then just drop it any place you want. heck you could even slip it into someones cloak pocket and have them take it were you want it.

harry could have dobby clean out all of the not really dark items in the come and go room also know as the room of requirements and fix any items that are broken and sell them all. since this room has been collecting junk for a thousand years then these items should be worth at least a million galleons if not much more, the books alone should be worth that much. he can then have that million galleons melted down and sold on the muggle gold market and turn it into about 250 million pounds sterling or sell it on the american market for about 380 million dollars then change the american dollars into pounds sterling and it would become about 300 million pounds sterling.

also have dobby go to the trash demention since wizards use some sort of banishing charm on their trash cans to get rid of garbage it has to all end up someplace. so how about it end up in the trash demention, have dobby go there and clean it up and use his magic to fix up the items and sell them, then take the gold and change it into muggle money. think about it if the wizards have been using this same demention for trash for 500 years or more the amount of old parchment, ink wells, quills, and books dobby just needs to remove the ink from the parchment or the newspaper and put it into the old ink wells then we have fresh blank paper to sell to the newspapers and fresh parchment to sell as well as quills that are good as new and new bottles of ink. these items alone should make harry several million galleons which would become billions in pounds sterling. an any of the items who's protection charms have failed those things have likely rotted away and turned to dust which is dirt and we can sell dirt too. an the best part is you are giving dobby a job that will likely keep him out of your hair for years since people are always throwing stuff away, unless you need him for he will be busy for years to come.

selling galleons to coin dealers or pawn shops in the muggle world a million galleons could be changed into 380 million american dollars then into about 300 million pounds sterling. 300 million pounds sterling could be changed into 60 million galleons could end up being 18 billion pounds sterling which could become 3.6 billion galleons. an if need be you could crash the muggle gold market by selling the 3 billion galleons an turn it into about 900 billion pounds sterling which would be 150 billion galleons after muggle taxes. an the price of gold would drop to almost nothing an once maybe a pound or two sterling an once. so if you take say 100 billion pounds sterling and buy 100 billion onces of gold certificates that will cause the market to go back up an if you dump that gold off at 200 an once 20 trillion pounds sterling which is about 4 trillion galleons. with that kind of money you could buy hit wizards to create your own army. you could offer them a million galleons each for a life-time contract an get 1,000 hit wizards per billion galleons. so you could end up with your own private army of 10,000 battle hardened troop ready to fight who ever you wanted. it would likely take all the aurors on the planet to group together to stand against an army that size. if there are a million witches and wizards on the planet less then 4% are going to be in law enforcement more like 1% so about 5,000 world wide. an as far as getting into the shops seeing as they are unlikely to buy gold coins from a kid use glamor charms to change harry's looks and make him look older and use magic to create a fake i.d.

an as far as getting this done without anyone finding out, well there should be about 50 wizarding countries in the world if not more and at least one magical bank in each one so just spread the money out threw different banks an countries like america likely have several banks. buy a million galleons here, a million galleons if there are 100 goblin banks world wide then that would be 100 million galleons just by going to each bank once. 100 million galleons would become 38 billion american dollars which would become 30 billion pounds sterling which would become 6 billion galleons. there an you can hire some of your hit wizards early on and have them do some of the money transfers for you.

an how would harry know about the price of gold? well his uncle of course who would whine about not having enough money to invest in gold do to his worthless nephew costing him so much money to feed and cloth.

we have yet to even think about winky as well who harry could have use the room of requirements to bring up the oldest and rarest books known to wizard kind an make copies of these books and sell them off for million galleons each, an yes i know they are only copies but when there are only 2 or 3 of a book in the world even a copy becomes worth a lot.

an we have yet to talk about land. i figure harry would own about half a dozen houses with large tracks of land around them. so if you hire house elves to build houses the muggle way but use magic to make the work go faster you could build 100,000 houses per property in no time. then you split the selling cost of the houses with the goblins who you have overseeing the job. so if the house sells for 300,000 that is about 100,000 for you and 100,000 for the goblins and 100,000 for supplies. so if 5 properties are done this way you now have 500,000 homes for sale which will make your share 50 billion pounds sterling before taxes. an if you keep ownership of the land and charge monthly land rent of 500 pounds a month that would be 250 million pounds a month in rent or about 2 billion pounds a year rent after taxes.
an how are these lands big enough for 100,000 homes plus roads is simple expansion charms are used on the land but with that being the only magic involved it should not be enough to short out muggle items.

weasley twins could make tons of money if they made cheer candies. what cheer candies are is a candy that can be put into any food or drink that causes the person to say the stated thing every time they open there mouths. best place to start selling such an item is the world cup match. this way krum fans can drug the irish food and drinks to cause they to praise krum and the irish fans can can drug krums fans to cheer for the irish. the weasley twins and lee jorden should be able to sell 10,000 or more of those at that event, seeing as they get to the event about 12 hours before it starts. people will likely be buying 10, 20 or even 50 at a time to drug the other teams fans with. an after that event they can start selling them for every team by owl order an with world wide sales they should pull in a million galleons a year easy if not several million. you figure if there are 500 quittich teams around the world which is likely a low number and 10 games a season per team which is also a low number an a thousand people at each game who want cheer candies then that is 5 million candies a year sold. an we have yet to even talk about school sales of this item. if there are 50 wizarding countries world wide an each has a school quittich program an 4 teams like hogwarts then that is 12 games a year per school. so that is 600 games a year an even if you sell as few as 100 candies a game that is 60,000 candies a year. an we have yet to get into the idea of custom candies made to promote a businesses. an if you send owl order forms with the rest of your items on them you can easily double that number since you will have tons of people wanting the candies to make you sick to get out of class or work. selling the snack boxes at the world cup you will have every kid there spending every bit of their pocket money on those to use to get out of class. these candies are also great for those guys who do not wish to have to go see their mother in-law. so bringing in millions a year with this idea would be easy.

if the twins wish to start their business early on they can start with the patil twins from idia and sue lie and cho chang from china since they all likely have cousins back home which will get them started in those schools also during harry's fourth year you have the twins try to make contacts at the two visiting schools so now you have sales at 5 schools instead of only hogwarts. an if you need to pay the patil twins or chang or lie you can offer them one galleon out of every ten made from sales at that school up to 100 galleon max. an 95% or more of the twins business will be owl orders an if you do not count kids then the store in diagon alley would likely only get maybe 500 customers a year.
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From ANON - bill560682a on August 12, 2015
so is harry going to claim the spot as head of both house potter and house black right from the start as in his first known trip to the alley. i would think harry spends the first 2 years age 9 and 10 setting sit up so that POW so when he hits the scene he hits it hard. an if harry remembers who the deatheaters are set them up to get their heads blown off, so when tommy boy does come back he has few if any flunkies left. harry does know when and where barty jr. will be at the world cup and that peter hangs out with the weasleys as for the other deatheaters they think themselves above the law so are not even trying to hide. several of them have kids in harry's year so picking them off as they make the trip to the alley with their kids would be easy. an if harry sneaks into the wizarding prison then taking out those deatheaters would be easy as well, as a result tommy boy has to start from scratch. an with peter dead as well as the other deatheaters it would take longer for tommy boy to get any power. it was peter who left to go find and help his master at the end of harry's third year, so no peter no help since tommy boy would have found better help if he could before then, he had all of second year as well as third year to find help.
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From ANON - bill560682 on August 12, 2015
you mentioned crime in your listing as well as greed. granger was able to create fake galleons in cannon so the question becomes how good were her fakes. also bagman was able to pay off his debts with lepracon gold so how hard is it to get such things. take that stuff to muggle banks and if it passes then flood the market with the stuff. what do you care if the muggle gold market goes from 300 pounds sterling a troy once to 1 pounds sterling a ton of gold. an if it does then buy back gold dirt cheap. then of course does the wizarding world have a slave market other then house elves such as veela thereby giving harry the chance to buy fluire and gabby.
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From ANON - bill560682 on August 12, 2015
now what harry will or will not be able to change will all depend on how much info. he got from his future self and the dreams his future self had. also how much his future self remember such as quittich scores from first threw fifth year he could make a killing placing bets with the goblins who of course would quickly figure out harry always wins and ajust the betting after he places his bets to cause everyone to bet on the other team. an if harry learns about things such as protrons, nutrons and electrons which make up everything and learns about the chains these atoms create he can cause anything to happen any time an thereby not be limited to what magic says can and can not be done. transfiguration says you can not live off of conjured food but if harry learned the D.N.A. of a pig as well as it's anatomy he could create a pig you could live off of. just think about what air it's self could be used to do if the air atoms are packed tightly enough together. you now have a shield no spell can break or if done in a ball shape a weapon or a dome shape it becomes a prison. now as far as who harry has sex with guys i am a fan of the creevey brothers, girls fluire and gabby, luna, susan and hannaand tracy and daphney. now thou since you did mention other schools that begs the question was that just referance to tri-wizard or is harry in fact going to a place such as fluire's school as a student? in cannon we never hear about harry getting offers from other schools but they could have been in the bunch burned by uncle vernon.
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