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person Lavinia Savant
schedule March 23, 2004 at 12:00 AM
this is really well done... funny and i\'m learning a lot about mixed drinks! looking forward to chapter 3
person sp1v
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I wipe my eyes from the crying I\'m laughing so hard, Dumbledore...what a mental picutre. Very fun story, thanks.
person spaz141
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I do love a comedy, thanks.
person deblovesdragon
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Fun fic egg.
So, Severus and Hermione had a past. Interesting.
I liked the explainations of the mixed drinks. The history was interesting. Could you throw in a \"liquid Viagra\" in there? It\'s jagamister(sp) and 2 other things. If you know it. Had it once and it knocked me on my ass. Or maybe an \"Irish car bomb\"? (No offence to anyone... I didn\'t name the drink.) Bailey\'s Irish Cream and once again, I can\'t remember the rest. (It was a fun night.)
Could you please throw a guy Luna\'s way? It sounds like she really needs to get laid.
Thanks for writing.
person Heather
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Great way to end that chapter! I can\'t wait for more. I love drunk Hogwart\'s!
person Rilla
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
You do a great job making this poignant and funny. I love naked Dumbledore! I\'m sure it did kill Hermione\'s libido. :) Fantastic.
person LoveThePotionBoy
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Meeehhhhh!!! Great start, Egg. Life can get so very interesting when people start mixing their liquor. Great comeback from Hermione re: blow job. Your final zinger \"swallows or not\" was very funny indeed. Play on! I want to know what Snape\'s having (or is the title a clue?)

many blessings, Kait
person Bambu
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Great! Snarky Professor,evereverent student, scarred and alcoholic Draco, and one huge party filled with inebriated guests. What fun. I love the title.
person Cordelia
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
I wasn\'t sure what to expect from the title, but I love this story so far. The \"whether Draco swallows\" line was great, and Dumbledore naked and dancing on a table is absolutely hilarious. (An image I\'d prefer not to dwell on -- ugh! -- but hilarious regardless.)

I\'ll be waiting for the next update!

person excessivelyperky
schedule March 22, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Oh, my God! This is the most fun I\'ve seen with booze since I helped make bathtub screwdrivers by the quart at the 1987 Jaycee National Convention, or overestimated my ability to drink applejack (it doesn\'t _taste_ strong) at the 1989 one in Memphis. More!

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