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person cnlipfor
schedule August 22, 2008 at 12:00 AM
That's funny
person kmkmk
schedule March 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
potato
schedule January 22, 2008 at 12:00 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL! Ms_Figg you are a tru tru genius! And I love you!(Not in that way though!....LOL) I think you are a truly truly creative bird and I'm jealous as hell! I'm shite-house at poerty and adapting traditional songs to my own lyrics. How do you do it? Please tell me! You might be able to inspire me even if it's just a liddle bit!
person Lexy Malfoy
schedule January 17, 2008 at 12:00 AM
LMAOROTFOMFG!!!!!!!!

LOVED IT!!!!
person Utopia
schedule December 27, 2007 at 12:00 AM
MARVELOUS! I'm a bit of a poetry fan, and this made me smile and appreciate the work you've put in to create rhyming couplets. I've been working on a poem for another fandom with rhyming triplets as there are 3 characters involved... and I'm nowhere near finished!

10/10 for such a good idea and brilliant work!
person mayax
schedule December 27, 2007 at 12:00 AM
*sits in bucket of ice water* Sorry, just had to cool myself off there for a minute...WOW !! Tons of Lemons in that ditty..FANTASTIC !
person KraeHi
schedule December 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Hmm... Thats a tough one... How about;

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four gentle teases, a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

gay I know but I hope that'll work LOL

LOVE IT!

Anya
person Ms_Figg
schedule December 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
AnyaGreyback: Actually I love that. The softer side. But it would have worked better as the actual twelfth day of Christmas rather than the fourth. Still, what a closer. :)))) Thank you. *****
person honeybee
schedule December 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
You just gave Christmas a whole new meaning :) ROFL We don't have a dungeon, but I wonder if I could persuade my husband to corner me somewhere in the cellar... *sigh* I guess it will have to do.
person Alex7
schedule December 25, 2007 at 12:00 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twleve contraceptives, eleven searing kisses, ten tossed salads, nine little spankings, eight Snape-like golems, seven lovely lickings, six magic dildos, FIVE PURPLE POTIONNNSS!!, four negligees, a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

How was that?

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