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Oh my! I have spent the last few days catching up to current chapter posts and I must say I am enthralled by your characters and your lovely lemons! I normally have a hard time seeing Hermione with Lucius and every having the slightest chance of Happiness, but this fiery start has all the makings of a long standing hatred gone Love! I love the Hat, I do believe it should sort itself into the beloved Slytherin House! But honestly Lucius' reaction to Hufflepuff's would have been priceless!

Love it! I especially liked the part where the sorting hat told Lucius that Hermione was pregnant! Looking forward to reading the next chapter!

Oh LaBib. That was a tonic. That banter between Lucius and the Sorting Hat was amazing and really, really funny. Were you a script writer for Monty Python in an earlier life by any chance? I've still not fully worked out the connection with the toxin yet. A bit of a shame really as I'm a research chemist's daughter, but I'm thick. But why did you have to padlock Lucius' fly, my dear? We could still have peeked at it from time to time. Christ! You're corrupting me. Go away......just go away. Oh you're back are you with a new chapter? Oh go on then.But no funny business mind. Got to go. Hubby's back from his walk with the dog and wants his tea. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxxxx. PS I'm at home entertaining this weekend not in the Lake District.

Jesus. I forgot the really exciting bit. She's pregnant!!!!!!! So when she's recovering after the birth can I help Lucius out?

Best wishes, Love Ali xxxxx.

It will be interesting to see how Hermione will react when she discovers she's pregnant, especially since she wanted to wait. I loved the update, I like the idea of there being a toxin affecting their brain. Now the question is, boy or girl? I kind of think Lucius with a little girl would be cute, because she'd have him wrapped around her little finger in no time, lol.

Well played for the Hat! And now the plot thickens further ... air pollution, eh?

First, I must say, the use of the Sorting Hat was beyond inspired! I am so impressed with you right now. Brilliant! And, to then use it to tell Lucius that Hermione was pregnant (and cared for him, but he missed that I think until Sev said it)... wow! Oh, and her being pregnant, wow again, but it was inevitable with all the time they spend in bed. ha ha ha I really enjoy the banter between Lucius and Severus. Plus, I loved the Slytherinesque way their minds work when they speak to one another. My favorite line - "Well, fuck me with a friggin

Well...I tried to hug the Sorting Hat, but a few pieces came off, and then I got lice, and I think there's a strange rash behind me ear now. There may be some emotional scarring involved. Ah...Anyway! This was the perfect Birthday present for me. Lucius arguing with an animated magical hat is all I could ask for on my 21st b-day. Oh, and once again I just want to hug Snape, if I thought I would be able to keep my arms. He's a bit prickly at times. WIth Lucius, you can just pet him a few times and he starts to purr again. You try to pet Snape and he uses your hand as a chew toy. Not a good way to spend the night.

So they are finally figuring out what's going on. It's a chemical. And, it's also a FREAKING BABY! Sweet jumping tortadas!! *Huggles Hermione* I love babies....so long as they're someone else's. Then you can give them back when they poop and cry! Aw...Lucius will be a good daddy this time around. He was a good daddy previously, if a bit overzealous in his attempt to give his son a good childhood. Anyhooters. I'm so happy that you updated, and you should be getting a dose of Riverbend really soon, as soon as I stop laughing my arse off over a flame I got. Sweet Baby Ray people are stupid.