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Do not be hard on intermittent lurkers. They love you too! Reasons for not commenting include;

Lovely to see another new story from you. Stories are always well written and I enjoy the ship, whichever it may be.
Please continue with Hermoine's sex education. We can wait for the plot to be revealed.
Hoping for quick updates.

This is a much nicer story than the Shakespearke one! I like that she caused him about as much pain, serves him right! lol

I came back after a long pause to all these yummy updates!
and the only reew I can give you is:
gaaaaahhh................

Blood and sand.....that was mesmerising. Hermione is one lucky wee witch. Beautifully and (hopefully this is not patronising)incredibly maturely written. Definitely sex and banter for the grown-ups. Well done. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

I must admit that Lucius makes a cute monster based on the picture for this chapter. I wonder if Lucius' special cologne is a product of Snape? I have no doubt Lucius must have aided its invention and sale if it is.

He must really be good if he managed to make her enjoy that after the initial thrust. That was hot, and enjoyable. God, I would totally love Lucius to hold me down. Thanks for the smut!

I honestly don't think I'm feeling coherent enough to review after that scene. It was absolutely delicious!

ch 9 - "airborne Hermione" -- heh-heh! Lucius is definitely not Ron. I love the "after" pic of Lucius on your LJ, although I am a wee bit disappointed in his technique. Insulting Hermione's supposed virginity, comparing her unfavorably to a mermaid, and not even summoning the numbing potion -- he's definitely not wooing her gently. He behaved more like a Mafia debt-collector demanding a week-overdue payment, which is sorta what this was, but he's just lucky Hermione sees him like the "after" pic. If she is still in pain when she wakes up, he might look like the "before" pic on your LJ! Thank you for the new chapter, and I look forward to seeing Hermione's response in the morning.

Chapter Nine: I'll be the loquacious lurker to comment on Lucius's technique. His technique is... Hmmmmmmmm. It seems... effective. With that pine-scented love cologne and his lithe digits glissading across her sex, flicking and frotting and fishing around, it would be rather difficult to be ineffective, wouldn't it? And I suppose his inexorable assault was appropriate in this situation, given Hermione has the--if you'll pardon the slightly vulgar slang--vag of a pixie, as you so aptly put it. Hermione's effrontery was actually quite surprising; biting him, digging her nails into his arse... Then again, perhaps its not. The termagant has always had a predilection for verbally lacerating her husband; I shouldn't be shocked that it carried over to the coital realm.

A massage is most certainly not smut! I can think of innumerable situations in which it is entirely platonic. Admittedly, it's difficult to keep things non-sexual when one partner is stark naked, but still! I maintain that an erotic massage is considered pre-smut foreplay. There was no, erm, happy ending. Snerk. And bask away, if you like, because there is plenty of sarcasm to bask in; my wit is like the sun: scorching and incandescent. Am I pugnacious when I review other stories? Not much, admittedly. I suppose I sensed your snarkiness and deemed you capable of experiencing my pugnacity without promptly fainting/crying/moping in response. I mean that in the best possible way you know. I can't think of any higher plaudit I could give, LaBib... Other than your writing style is unrivalled in its potency and variety and that your smutty scenes are some of the most rousing I've ever encountered. ;-)

With all due respect and affection,
Bea