Hogwarts a FILKING | By : Jeanette Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1362 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Anti-litigation charm; JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe, to her we bow. Warner Brothers and Various Publishers also have their own rights. We are just playing in their backyard and we promise to clean up when we have finished.
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The Twelve Days of Detention (12 Days of Detention): Sung to "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
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I'm sure you know the tune:
On the first day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
The First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the second day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the third day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the fourth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the fifth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the sixth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the seventh day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the eighth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Eight Quidditch Brooms,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the ninth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Nine Animagi Collars,
Eight Quidditch Brooms,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the tenth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Ten Ministry Officials,
Nine Animagi Collars,
Eight Quidditch Brooms,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the eleventh day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Eleven Gryfindors a growling,
Ten Ministry Officials,
Nine Animagi Collars,
Eight Quidditch Brooms,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
On the twelfth day of Detention,
Severus Snape he made me clean,
Twelve Death-Eaters dancing,
Eleven Gryfindors a growling,
Ten Ministry Officials,
Nine Animagi Collars,
Eight Quidditch Brooms,
Seven Hufflepuffs a huffing,
Six Sly Slytherins,
Five Fluffy dogs,
Four flobberworms,
Three Thestral stalls,
Two Caked Cauldrons,
And the First Year Boys Bathroom.
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