Smoke and Fire
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
7,918
Reviews:
26
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
7,918
Reviews:
26
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Smoke and Fire Disclaimer & Challenge
Smoke & Fire
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Disclaimer:
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are characters invented by JK Rowling.
I do not earn any money with this.
What happens to them in this story was challenged by Curazon and shaped by my mad mind in the gutter.
Rating:
NC 17 at least due to swear words, ambiguity, sex, masturbation, alcohol and all the other stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Personal note:
After reading a lot of good stuff this is my first HG / SS fanfiction.
Have to admit that reading all sorts of orgasmic orgies – fascinating as they undoubtely are – this is a true challenge.
Try as I might, I could not completely forsake the idea of a wicked shallow depth in what is supposed to be a comedy in the first place.
Please forgive me for all I am doing wrong, I am merely trying to entertain. And please turn a blind eye to grammar mistakes and not-so-neat phrasing, English is not my first language.
Reviews are always welcome.
That being said it’s time to lift the curtain.
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For your viewing pleasure: Curazon’s challenge:
Requirements:
Severus:
- hair is greasy - it can't be silky shinny or limp from the humidity in the dungeons
- long, hooked nose -> very distinguishable
- socially reclusive, so little to no experience sex sex other than constant masturbation
- is not hung like a horse
- crooked anatomy (optional) *snigger*
- hairy (optional)
Hermione:
- long, bushy hair, (on both ends)
- bossy
- book worm, so she "knows" all about sex, but has little to no experience
- is convinced how sex should be done and proceeds to instruct Severus
- can't have a Barbie Doll figure, but can have a part of her anatomy
more pronounced than the rest of her body
Possible Scenarios:
- Severus and Hermione's first date
- Severus and Hermione's first experience being intimate
- Severus and Hermione talking about sex
- Severus and Hermione experimenting with their so called sex life
Optional Quotes:
- Wrong hole!
- Is it in yet?
- Don't fake it this time, okay?
- If you would stop staring at me, it would get bigger.
- If you keep playing with it, it will get hard.
- Have you considered shaving or at least trimming?
- Even a Weasley would be more appealing right about now.
- Albus told you to try what?
It can be long or short, one shot or multitasking, I mean multichaptered. The rating can vary, but I assume with the criteria, it will be R or NC-17.
Deadline: Cinco de Mayo, May 5, 2004. *snigger*
________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer:
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are characters invented by JK Rowling.
I do not earn any money with this.
What happens to them in this story was challenged by Curazon and shaped by my mad mind in the gutter.
Rating:
NC 17 at least due to swear words, ambiguity, sex, masturbation, alcohol and all the other stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Personal note:
After reading a lot of good stuff this is my first HG / SS fanfiction.
Have to admit that reading all sorts of orgasmic orgies – fascinating as they undoubtely are – this is a true challenge.
Try as I might, I could not completely forsake the idea of a wicked shallow depth in what is supposed to be a comedy in the first place.
Please forgive me for all I am doing wrong, I am merely trying to entertain. And please turn a blind eye to grammar mistakes and not-so-neat phrasing, English is not my first language.
Reviews are always welcome.
That being said it’s time to lift the curtain.
_______________________________________________________________________
For your viewing pleasure: Curazon’s challenge:
Requirements:
Severus:
- hair is greasy - it can't be silky shinny or limp from the humidity in the dungeons
- long, hooked nose -> very distinguishable
- socially reclusive, so little to no experience sex sex other than constant masturbation
- is not hung like a horse
- crooked anatomy (optional) *snigger*
- hairy (optional)
Hermione:
- long, bushy hair, (on both ends)
- bossy
- book worm, so she "knows" all about sex, but has little to no experience
- is convinced how sex should be done and proceeds to instruct Severus
- can't have a Barbie Doll figure, but can have a part of her anatomy
more pronounced than the rest of her body
Possible Scenarios:
- Severus and Hermione's first date
- Severus and Hermione's first experience being intimate
- Severus and Hermione talking about sex
- Severus and Hermione experimenting with their so called sex life
Optional Quotes:
- Wrong hole!
- Is it in yet?
- Don't fake it this time, okay?
- If you would stop staring at me, it would get bigger.
- If you keep playing with it, it will get hard.
- Have you considered shaving or at least trimming?
- Even a Weasley would be more appealing right about now.
- Albus told you to try what?
It can be long or short, one shot or multitasking, I mean multichaptered. The rating can vary, but I assume with the criteria, it will be R or NC-17.
Deadline: Cinco de Mayo, May 5, 2004. *snigger*