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They\'re Really Fluffy!	By : Padfoot79 Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1412 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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They're Really Fluffy!
Author: Prongs
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all things 'Harry Potter.'
A/N: This is just a short, fluffy story with no real point.
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"Happy anniversary, love," James murmured when he saw Sirius' eyes open.
Sirius grinned and passionately kissed his husband. "Happy anniversary," he replied. "How many presents am I getting?"
James laughed. "Let me think for a second…"
"Well, that could take you forever," Sirius remarked with a smirk. "And I don't want to waste any time today."
"Git," James said with a wink. "You're getting five presents from me."
Sirius' eyes lit up. "Five?"
James smiled. "You're twenty-four, Siri, and you're acting like a child on Christmas day!"
"So what?" Sirius mumbled, waving his hand in the air impatiently. "You're getting only four presents. I'll have to find something else."
"No you don't," James replied. "And ay, ay, two of yours really go together, so you're really only getting four, I suppose."
"Count them separately," Sirius said, grinning. "Five sounds better!"
"Merlin help me!" James exclaimed as he and Sirius watched an owl fly into the room.
"It's from Dumbledore," Sirius said as he grabbed a package from the owl and started opening it while James scratched the owl.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Sirius shrieked as he unwrapped a book and saw the title.
"What is it? It can't be that bad," James said as he reached for the book. "I mean, it's from Dumbledore."
Sirius brushed several strands of hair out of his eyes and held the book up for James to see.
"Oh Merlin," James groaned.
"Exactly," Sirius replied as he set the book down on top of the bed.
"Is it just me or is it really strange that the Headmaster sent us a book about sexual positions?" James asked.
Sirius snorted. "It is really strange because he's really strange, James."
"No kidding."
"Oh, look. He wrote a note."
"Dare we read it?" James asked with a smirk.
"Why not?" Sirius asked as he unfolded the parchment. "Dear Boys, I do hope you both have a wonderful anniversary. If half of what I heard about your sexual escapades during your Hogwart's days was true, you probably already know most of what this book mentions, but I thought you would enjoy it just the same. You can expect a more realistic present later in the day."
James laughed as he stopped scratching the owl and picked up the book again. "What does he mean, implying that this isn't realistic?"
Sirius shrugged his shoulders and watched Dumbledore's owl almost collide with another owl that had just flown into the room.
James put the book down and reached for the package on the owl that had just arrived.
"What is it?" Sirius asked, moving over even closer to his husband.
"No idea," James replied as he shook a small box. He carefully opened it and jumped slightly when a large envelope popped out.
Sirius grabbed the envelope and hurriedly opened it.
"Who is it from?" James asked curiously.
"Remus and Severus," Sirius replied.
"Well? What's inside?"
"I don't know ye….whoa. Merlin!" Sirius exclaimed.
"What is it?"
Sirius held up two tickets.
James read the tickets and his eyes widened. "Two tickets for the rock and roll festival next month! Siri, that's a weekend long festival! Do you know how hard it was to get tickets?"
"Yes, because we tried to! And we didn't even know who was going to be there!"
"What does who was going to be there have to do with anything?" James asked. "You love all rock concerts."
Sirius grinned. "Read the small print on the tickets."
"Yes sir," James said as he studied the tickets. "Featuring Jimmy Page and Robert Plant together for the first time since Led Zeppelin split-up." James lifted his head and grinned at Sirius. "Nah, you hate Page and Plant, Siri!"<
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Sirius narrowed his eyes. "We've talked about jokes like that, James! They're NOT amusing! Zeppelin breaking up was the one of the worst things to ever happen in the history of the world!"
James snickered. "Whatever you say, love. That was really nice of them. I would love to know how on earth they managed to get tickets."
"Severus probably threatened the people in charge."
"Most likely," James agreed. "Would you like one of your presents from me, love?"
"Do you even have to ask?" Sirius said with a grin.
"No," James replied as he reached under the bed and pulled out a girapprapped in red paper.
Sirius tore into it quickly and screamed out when he saw what was inside. "Gods, James, I love you so much!" Sirius exclaimed as he hugged his husband tightly.
"Only because I give you Led Zeppelin shirts," James replied, but he was smiling.
Sirius pulled away from James and studied the shirt closely. It had a black background and said 'Led Zeppelin' on the front. On the back, the four symbols were listed on the shirt in silver.
"Thank you!" Sirius said as he started to put the shirt on.
"Whoa, whoa, hold on," James said, reaching out a hand to stop his husband. "Can't you put it on later? I happen to enjoy looking at your chest!"
Sirius laughed and put the shirt down on the bed. "Next?"
James once again reached under the bed and pulled out another present. This one was incredibly small and was wrapped in gold paper.
Sirius looked at James curiously before opening it. He gasped when he saw a small, delicate, silver earring in the shape of a phoenix.
"He'll move," James said quietly. "I think he's sleeping right now."
"He's beautiful," Sirius whispered. He quickly took out his earring and replaced it with the phoenix. The bird slowly awoke and fluttered his wings. Sirius stroked him affectionately before embracing his husband. "Thank you."
"You're very welcome."
"Would you like one of your presents?" Sirius asked.
"Of course."
Sirius smirked and reached under the bed.
"It sure is good I don't look under your side of the bed and you don't look under mine!"
"I agree," Sirius replied as he handed James a present.
James tore off the silver paper and grinned as soon as he realized what his gift was. "Siri, this is perfect! I have wanted this for so long! Thank you!" James exclaimed as he practically attacked Sirius with a hug, which caused both men to fall down onto the bed again.
"You're quite welcome," Sirius said as he kissed James passionately.
When the kiss had ended, James sat up and opened the box of miniature quidditch players.
"Are we going to play right now?" Sirius asked, raising an eyebrow.
James just grinned, and minutes later, the two were directing their teams on a tiny quidditch pitch set up on the bed.
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"Ohhh, look, it's another owl!" Sirius exclaimed.
James smiled and carefully placed his most recent gift from Sirius aside (which happened to be a designer pair of extremely tight, black pants).
"Who is it from?" James asked. He grinned when one of Sirius'nea nea pigs hopped on his lap.
Sirius smiled. "Where's Robert? Jimmy seems to be the active one, you know?"
James laughed and looked under the blankets. "He's hiding, poor thing. He must be shy!"
"I can't believe you actually got me guinea pigs!" Sirius exclaimed. "They're so adorable, and cute, and…they're really fluffy!" he said as he picked up Jimmy and started petting his black fur.
James shook his head in amusement. "Yes, they're really fluffy! And I know you've always wanted them because whenever you see some, you freak out."
Sirius just smiled as he continued petting Jimmy. "Thank you, James."
"You're very welcome, love. Why don't I open that present that the owl just brought in while you coax poor Robert out from under the covers."
"Right," Sirius replied. He set Jimmy down and crawled under the blankets, talking to Robert.
James burst out laughing, causing Sirius to immediately reappear with Robert in his hands.
Sirius took one look at what his husband was holding and started laughing, too.
"From Dumbledore perhaps?" Sirius asked, staring at the bunny-rabbit slippers.
James nodded.
"Any notes?"
James smirked and unfolded the parchment. "Enjoy, boys! They're really fluffy!"
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THE END
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