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Harry and Tonks World Tour	By : oldwolf Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Harry/Tonks Views: 46874 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter List
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Disclaimer: Harry
and Tonks belong to J.K. Rowlings. I�m just borrowing them.

A/N: This was
written for the Pinkhairgreeneyes September challenge.

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Harry�s standing
in the middle of his room with his trunk already packed and Hedgewig already
sent to 12 Grimmauld Place
for the summer. He still remembers the owl he�d gotten from Professor
Dumbledore earlier.

Harry,

The time has come to move you to
Snuffles old house. Unfortunately, due to concerns about security, a rather
rare form of transportation has been arranged. As such, your luggage and
belongings shall be traveling apart from you. Expect a member of the Order to
pick you up before evening.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore.

Harry grins
maliciously as he wonders who�ll come to pick him up.

From downstairs,
Harry hears his uncle bellow, �BOY GET YOUR WORTHLESS FREAKISH HIDE DOWN HERE
RIGHT NOW!�

Harry takes his
time making his way down the stairs. He finds his uncle standing in front of
the door puce faced and huffing like a raging bull, �BOY DIDN�T YOU WRITE THOSE
FREAKS THE DAMNED LETTERS?�

Harry catches a
glimpse of bubblegum pink hair and says, �Hiya Tonks.�

�Wotcher Harry,�
she says in a bubbly voice.

Harry addresses
himself to his uncle, �Uncle Vernon, this is Tonks. She�s here to escort me
back to school. I should also tell you she�s a fully certified witch, so if
you get unpleasant with her, she can legally turn you into a toad. So please
step out of her way.� Although he phrases it as a request, the command is
evident.

Vernon huffs
several more times before storming off to the kitchen.

Harry keeps his
eyes on his uncle until the large man�s out of sight. �Sorry you had to see
that Tonks,� Harry says as he turns his attention back to Tonks. �I�m glad
you�re�� is as far as Harry gets before he takes in what Tonks is wearing, or
rather what she isn�t. She�s got her hair up in its normal spiky form, the
only covering on her upper body is what looks like a black skintight,
strapless, black leather tube top, it covers her breasts (barely), a black leather
miniskirt that�s about ten inches long, and a pair of black leather knee boots
that leaves a lot of golden skin that�ll feed Harry�s fantasies for a very long
time.

Harry�s mouth
drops open as Tonks steps in and closes the door behind her.

Tonks sniggers as
she says, �Enjoy the view Harry?�

All Harry can do
is nod dumbly.

�Come on Harry, we
have ta get going.�

Tonks gently takes
Harry by the arm leads him up the staircase to his room.

When they get to
his room, Tonks strolls over to the trunk and says, �Everything in here? What
about Hedgewig?�

At his pets� name,
Harry�s mind snaps to attention, joining another part of his anatomy.

�I already sent
her to Grimmauld Place.�

Tonks says,
�Excellent,� before she produces a flat disk from somewhere. She puts the disk
on the top of the trunk, produces her wand, and taps the disk three times, instantly
the trunk is gone.

Tonks turns to
Harry, �That�s a luggage-key. Good for transporting inanimate objects, but it
doesn�t work on the living.� Suddenly, she has a clear crystal orb in her
hand. �This,� she says, �is something special from Dumbledore. It�s called a
Wild-Key, a very rare type of portkey. It�s almost untraceable; the important
part is that it�s directed by the will of the user. Subsequently, I�m your
only escort today.�

Harry looks at her
for a second, �Pardon me for being obtuse, but why aren�t we taking the Knight
Bus or a regular portkey?�

Tonks smiles at
Harry and he almost looses the ability to think again, �I�m glad you�re
thinking. The reason is security. Even though the Death Eaters and
You-Know-Who have been quite since the Department of Mysteries, no one wants to
take a chance. Alright?�

Harry gives Tonks
a big grin, �Alright. Also, thank you for explaining it to me.�

Tonks blushes
slightly, �Ok Romeo, I want you to get behind me, then reach around and grab
the orb. I want you behind me so I have a clean line of fire when we arrive.
Also, the Wild-key will take us where ever we�re thinking about when it
activates, to try and think of Grimmauld Place.�

Harry walks behind
Tonks and wraps his right arm around her hips while his left arm sneaks under
hers. He wraps his hand around the orb which is strangely warm and covered in
a slightly sticky residue. As he leans forward to get his grip he gets a whiff
of strawberry shampoo. Harry�s mind is dragged to a dark closet where he can
snog this lovely lady.

As Harry�s hand
wraps around hers, Tonks feels something poke her in the arse. �Hmm, I wonder
just how big Harry is.�

These are the main
thoughts in their heads when the Wild-Key activates. Both of them feel the
familiar tug behind the navel as the key attempts to take them where they want.

The two appear in
a dark room and Tonks instantly casts a Lumos spell that reveals a
rather small closet.

Both looks around
confused for a second before Tonks speaks up, �I don�t even want to know how we
ended up here. But let�s find out where �here� is.�

Both the orb and
her wand disappear as Tonks opens the door.

Instantly, the two
are bombarded by music so loud it�s felt rather then heard.

As the two emerge,
they scan the room. There�s what passes for a heavy metal song playing,
they�re in a rather large room filled with females in various stages of
intoxication, and there�s a walkway with a man on it wearing a bobby�s uniform.

Harry quickly
spots the door and begins to drag Tonks towards it only to find she�s seemingly
been rooted to the floor. He follows her eyes back to the guy wearing the
uniform, or at least he had been. Now the guy�s only wearing a pair of bikini
bottoms. As the dancer grabs the bottoms, Harry quickly glances away, and
yells in Tonks ear, �Let�s get out of here.�

Hearing her
charges voice is enough to help Tonks focus and she follows Harry out the side
door.

As soon as the two
are out in the street and their hearing returns, Harry says, �If you think I�m doing
that, you�re mental.�

Tonks looks at
Harry for a second before she breaks out laughing, �Alright Harry, get behind
me and well try that again. Remember, focus on 12 Grimmauld Place.� Her wand
and the orb appear once more.

Harry again
positions himself behind Tonks and tries to focus on the headquarters of the
Order, but in the critical moment before the key activates, Harry�s
embarrassment comes to the forefront and he thinks that he wants to be
someplace well away from here, in the middle of nowhere.

Tonks mind slips
when she feels Harry�s firm chest press against her back and his �wand� poking
at her behind.

In that moment
when neither of them could focus, they feel the tug behind the navel.

When they land,
they find themselves in the middle of a dense tropical jungle. Harry pulls his
wand as he looks around. The clearing is less the fifty feet across.

�Any idea where we
are this time Tonks?�

�No clue Harry.�

Suddenly a
creature bursts into the clearing and charges them.

Harry sends a
quick Stunner while Tonks uses the Banishing charm.

Tonks spell
manages to push the creature, some type of raptor, back maybe five feet and
Harry�s attack seems to only have annoyed it.

The raptor shakes
its head and charges directly at Harry. It�s on him before he can react, as it
draws its head back for a large Harry snack, Tonks roars, �Avada Kedavara.�

as the shot of green light hits the
dinosaur, it drops to the ground, lifeless.

�Ok Harry, one
more try, and then I�m owling Dumbledore for help.�

*Thunk.* The
ground literally shakes. *Thunk*. The sound draws closer.

�Harry, do you
know of anything the might cause that?�

*THUNK*

�Since we�ve
already seen one dinosaur, I can think of another one that could make that type
of sound, a rather large meat eater.�

They hear a roar
above them. They look up and find themselves looking at the maw of a
tyrannosaurus rex.

They both grab the
orb with the same thought in mind, �As far away from here as possible.

The T-rex brings
his head down and they feel the tug less then a second before the ancient
lizard snaps his jaws closed where they had been.

This time they
land in an alleyway in some city.

Harry slides his
wand up his sleeve while Tonks wand and the orb disappear again.

As they walk out
onto the though fare, they notice that they stand well above the average person
and all the people have oriental coloration. As the continue to walk, the come
across what looks like a fast food place like Harry heard the Dursleys talking
about. The only problem is that what look like the price isn�t in any language
they know. The price is a series of numbers that starts with what looks like a
�Y� only it has two bars across the bottom.

Tonks exclaims,
�That�s it. It�s time to find the British Magical Embassy and call in the
reinforcements.�

So saying, she
storms down the street, not being at all mindful of her attire.

Harry rushes up
and gently grabs her shoulder. He whispers, �Tonks you might want to take
smaller steps.�

She turns on him,
anger etched on her face, �Now why is that Mr. Potter?�

He blushes and
says, �Because taking as large of steps as you where, I, and everyone else
around, could tell that you aren�t wearing any undergarments.�

Tonks blushes
deeply and reaches behind her to pull the miniskirt down, before she starts
walking down the street taking much smaller steps.

As he walks along
side Tonks Harry thinks �At this rate, I'll make it to school by seventh
year."

A/N: Well, that
was my first attempt at writing for a Challenge

Any rating and no word count limit.

Despite the reprieve from Death Eater trouble since the DoM incident,
Dumbledore arranges for Harry to get to school in an unusual, but safer way.
Tonks is chosen to be the only escort. Too bad things never go as planned.

Required phrases in a story:

"If you think I'm doing that, you're mental"

"At this rate, I'll make it to school by seventh year."
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