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MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!	By : Roman Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1340 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Authors’ Notes:
Moviecrazyness: Hi. Just to say that all Harry Potter characters belong to us, Roman and me.
Roman: *enters the room where Movie is writing their latest MST’s disclaimer. Reads it* You forgot your medication again?
Moviecrazyness: But they do belong to us. Otherwise, what would they be doing walking around in our rooms and consuming every shred of patience we had left? By the way, how was it with Severus?
Roman: Oh’hmmm’*blush* Nice’*cough* Don’t change the subject. *looking in the medication cabinet* O.K. Was it the Valium or the Prozac that you forgot this time?
Moviecrazyness: But-but’ *mumbling* They’re our boys’
Roman: No, they’re not! They’re J. K. Rowling’s! She owns them!
Moviecrazyness: But-but... They don’t even like her. They’re always running to my room’
Roman: Oh *shoves a couple of Valiums in Movie’s mouth* The Harry Potter Universe is J. K. Rowling’s owning’ *waits for the pills to take effect*’ right?
Moviecrazyness: I love them like my ow’ ‘ ooh ‘ *looking at the ceiling and at the walls* When did the room start to spin?
Roman: *grin* When Lucius and Severus and Sirius became ours’
Moviecrazyness: *looking dizzy* Does that mean that they’re ours now? *banging head back and forward*
Roman: *to herself, realizing what she had just said* *to Movie* No. It means that, even though they spend an awful lot of time with us, it doesn’t make’em our property. They used us and didn’t ask J. K. R.’s permission ‘ that’s wroooong.
Moviecrazyness: Could we care less?
Roman: No, but that’s not the point. Anyway: H_A_R_R_Y__ P_O_T_T_E_R: N_O_T__ O_U_R_S.
Moviecrazyness: *eyes wide open’ much wider than wide means* Ok’ Will you make the room stop now? Please?
Roman: *helps Movie sit down* Breathe, Movie. Did you get what I just told you?
Moviecrazyness: Yeah *distant look* Harry: not ours. Sirius, Severus and Lucius: ours’ Yeah, I got it’ *dreamingly*
Roman: *rolls eyes* I give up. *makes Movie lie down* Stay. *turns towards the computer* *to herself, remembering what she’d told Movie earlier* You do the disclaimer this time. What was I thinking? They say it: You want something done you do it yourself.
Moviecrazyness: *quite amazed that the walls seem gell-o and that Roman can walk so awkwardly without stumbling down*
Roman: *starts to write* Harry Potter is definitely not ours *stops* oooh’ now it doesn’t feel right *she thinks* I’ve got to do this. O.k. Characters *gulp* not *gulp* ours’borrowed *gulp**sigh* There.
Moviecrazyness: *ronc, ronc* No’ *ronc* ... you shouldn’t make me write that, Sirius’ *ronc*
Roman:*looks at Movie* Back to the disclaimer’*resumes writing* Reviews, flames,- the central heating in these dungeons really sucks - jokes and cartoons, sexy pix of naked men and ideas on how to kill my Economics teacher are welcome.
Moviecrazyness: *ronc* I know that J. K. R. hasn’t paid enough attention to you in the last two years’*ronc*
Roman: Our e-mails are alessapt@yahoo.com and Moviecrazyness@operamail.com ‘
Moviecrazyness: *ronc, ronc* Oh, Ewan’ I like you better when you’re werewolfy ‘*ronc*
Roman: *hardly noticing Movie*
Moviecrazyness: *ronc* Stick it up and get it through’ *ronc*
Roman: *stops**frowns* What?!
Moviecrazyness: *ronc*’ that’s right’*ronc, ronc* *grin**ronc*
Roman: *blink, blink* Do I want to know more? *blink, blink*I guess I do’*grins*
Moviecrazyness: *ronc, ronc* ‘be a werewolf’ now’ *ronc*
Roman:uickuicked* Oh God!!! *squicked* *shakes Movie so that she wakes up*
Moviecrazyness: *starts clawing at Roman and calling her something she doesn’t want to decipher*
Roman: *throws a big bag of ice at Movie*
Moviecrazyness: *wakes up* Wha-what?
Roman: *still squicked* You were having a’ humm’ a nightmare.
Moviecrazyness: *grins* Oh, yes. A dream. *looks dreamily* And they say fairytales don’t exist’ *grin*
Roman: *blink, blink* *moving swiftly on* Just finished the disclaimer. Any last words?
Moviecrazyness: Did you tell them what the MST is about?
Roman: Huh?
Moviecrazyness: So that people know what they can expect’?
Roman: Don’t people already know what they can expect from us?
Moviecrazyness: We’re gonna get flamed’
Roman: Since when is that bad?
Moviecrazyness: There are some people who just don’t like NC-17 slash’
Roman: There are?! And who cares about them?
Moviecrazyness: And there are others who just don’t like the pairing, or the MSTers, or the plot’
Roman: ‘Plot?!
Moviecrazyness: Or whatever it is that happens there, and the disclaimer is supposed to be a sort of warning so that people don’t get squicked. You saw what happened with *snort* fanfiction.net.
Roman: Don’t you just hate it when parents don’t educate their children and we are the ones to pay for it? Ok, the original fic is called ‘Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!’, NC-17 rated, it’s MSTed, also in NC-17 mode , by Severus *swoon* Snape, Sirius Black, and Lucius *snort* Malfoy. It was in fanfiction.net. Current location: unknown.
Moviecrazyness : Aren’t you forgetting about anything? The pairing’? That detail’?
Roman: *snort* Lucius Malfoy and’well’*grin* something, I mean someone else. *grin*
Moviecrazyness: *bored* Won’t you ever get over that? Lucius is not that bad’
Roman: Not after we handled him, no’ *evil grin*
Moviecrazyness: ...Come on, he’s kinda nice, actually. And he’s a well-developed character. And you have sort of a crush on Jason Isaacs, so don’t give me that shit.
Roman: I don’t have a crush on Jason Isaacs. *cough* I just like him. He makes Lucius bearable. And Lucius isn’t nice. I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM!!!
Moviecrazyness: Don’t be such a child. Besides, you like Snape, you don’t have the morals to criticize Lucius.
Roman: Severus has nothing to do with Lucius. Lucius has no possible redemption. I HATE HIM! * starts yelling madly*
Moviecrazyness: *eyeing a Lucius Muse that just popped up* The muses aren’t gonna like that’
Roman: *glares at the displeased muse* Don’t you. Even. Try. That. *creepy music starts* FUCK OFF or I’ll have you spend a month with the PoorandHappy!Weasleys. NOW!!! *muse disappears* I hate him. I hate him. I_hate_him. I hate’*goes back to cursing Lucius*
Moviecrazyness: Perhaps it wasn’t such a great idea, having you write the disclaimer, after all.
Roman: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Moviecrazyness: Moving on: dedicated to Slash_Griees’ es’ members, and the author, who made us laugh so hard as we read this priceless fic. And Muffy, who gets a small cameo.
Roman: Now that you mention the author’We didn’t ask for any permission to do the MST, nor do we want it. We don’t see anyone asking for JKR’s permission to write HP fan fiction, so, what’s the point?
Moviecrazyness: As a means of compensation, here’s a piece of news to the author: we chose your fic, not ‘cos we thought it was bad, but because we found it hilarious.
Roman: We rarely MST bad fics, ‘cos we find it more fun to just pick a good/funny fic and comment on it than spend 20 pages complaining about the grammar.
Moviecrazyness: So we spend 50 pages complaining about the lack of plot.
Roman: The fic’s or the MST’s?
Moviecrazyness: Huh’ Both?
Roman: *lol* Who’s complaining?
Moviecrazyness: Sirius’?
Roman: Oh, yeah, the poor thing’oh, well, he’ll make it, eventually. Won’t he?
Moviecrazyness. *evil smile*
Roman: Ok, forget it. Let’s move on, shall we?
Moviecrazyness: And off to’*Roman glares* ‘the fic. What did you think I was going to say?
Roman: Hmm’ Moulin Rouge? *rolls eyes*
Moviecrazyness: And that’d be bad? Beauty lasts forever. Classics never die. Diamonds’
Roman: ‘yeah!, we know. Couldn’t let go of Ewan, not even for once’ To bad I bought something you’re not the slightest bit interested in’ So *turns to the disclaimer* nice reading, people. *waves a Sean Bean clone at Movie. Movie shows Roman her new acquaintance, who looks remarkably like Alan Rickman. They both suddenly forget about the disclaimer*
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