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Dirty Laughter	By : Naive Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 6528 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author: Naīve

I thought it would be funny if...

Summary: One-Shot Oh dear goodness!!? What do you think you two are do-
STUPEFY/OBLIBIATE! They both screamed..

Dirty Laughter

Hermione Granger has done it again. She out nerded herself as Ginny would say it.
Look, Im not saying its bad to want perfect marks... But It was only ONE question wrong! You dont have to obsess over it! Ginny said trying not to laugh.
Well, wasnt I right anyway? Hermione huffled crossing her arms over her chest. It would be ridiculous to get a mark off for answering right she said as Ginny sat down beside her on a court yard bench.
Youre right, youre right Ginny said rolling her eyes. Hermione smiled satisfyingly. Fuck, I forgot I had detention with Flitwick Ginny sprung up. Hermione frowned up at her in disapprovement (sp?) of her profanity.
What did you do to earn yourself detention? Hermione asked raising an eyebrow.
I skipped to meet up with Dean and got caught Ginny smiled smugly.
Hermione was jealous of Ginnys ways with the boys. Ginny and Dean have been going on and off since they started dating back in last year. And in between the break ups, boys have went after her. See you tomorrow Ginny waved as she ran inside.
Hermione sighed and shuffled through her bag for her homework, ha. Typical of a Granger, doing her homework at every moment possible a voice drawled as Hermione closed her eyes.
Well, at least Im setting a good example for the younger grades as Head Girl, unlike a certain Head Boy she said putting her homework away as Draco Malfoy came to stand in front of her.
He towered over as she glared up at him, her eyes narrowed as he gritted his teeth at her, filthy Mudblood he suddenly said and before Hermione knew it she had slapped him across the face. Hard.
Hermione covered her mouth with her hand as he slowly turned back to her.
Hermione wanted to apologize and run for her life but at the same time she wanted to be mad and tell him he deserved it.
So she came up with, ohmygidit! And ran away.

Draco stared after with a frown as she ran into the castle with her bag thrashing every where. He held his hand to his cheek where it burned. That was a good slap. It got him right of his little fantasy he was forming.
Draco had been fantasizing about Hermione since 3rd year when she had punched him. No girl had ever punched him before so it was kind of a shock that zapped him. Hes been planning his revenge for quite a while now, but through the past 4 years he started to form this thing about her.
His revenges got all kinky and sexual the more he plotted. He couldnt plan straight without them getting naked at the end.
It was crazy. He would tell himself, shes a mudblood! Its disgusting just at the thought of seeing her naked! But his body didnt seem to care what his brain was blasting about.

Hermione walked down the hall with her books clutched at her chest as she made her way to the library. Maybe Ill get some peace and quite in there she thought opening the doors. She was about to turn around and leave, Granger, I suppose youre setting an example for the younger ones? Sneaking out at night to go to the library? But it was too late he had spotted her.
She let out a long sigh, I just wanted some quite so I could relax, and frankly the library on its after hours is the perfect time Malfoy she walked in, clutching her book tighter to her chest.
It was quite embarrassing. She was in her midnight blue long sleeve knit that she usually slept in and powder blue pajama bottoms. And she wasnt wearing a bra.
She wasnt expecting anyone so you cant blame her! And who sleeps with a bra on anyway? Its so uncomfortable. She quickly sat down on an arm chair and curled up.
Draco watched her as his mind raced with his plans, he bit his bottom lip for thinking such thing as bruising her with kisses.
He studied her face, soft brown ringlets for hair and honey colored eyes. Her smooth cheeks, and moistened pink lips...
Her honey eyes flicker up to his, what? She asked with a perfectly arched eyebrow. Draco looked away and went over to the book shelves.
Plan: Dracos Revenge activate!!!

...ranger elp!..
Hermione looked up from her book, Malfoy? She called out. She realized he hadnt come back from the book shelves for a while, help... the same voice said again as Hermione put down her book and got up cautiously.
Malfoy? She said it loud enough in hopes he would hear her.
G..ranger.. Dracos voice echo through the dim library.
Hermione bit her lip, Malfoy! Dont play games with me! She said trying not to sound scared.
Help! Draco chocked out and Hermiones eye widened.
I swear Malfoy, if youre just trying to scare me its not going to work!
HELP! GRANGER! A loud crash followed and everything went dead quiet.
Hermione stood in her spot frozen, Malfoy? She called out but no reply came back for a while. Hermione slowly walked towards the book shelves. Half of her believed Draco was just trying to scare her but the other half was actually concerned something might have happened to him. She peeked into a row of book shelves...
Phew nothing.
Slowly walking to the next on and the next one and the next one to find nothing.
As she went in deeper the light became dimmer and dimmer as she slowed her pace down more, Malfoy? she whispered when she reached the last shelves. No answer came. Hermiones heart was pounding so loud she could feel the pulsing in her ear. She walked into the last row slowly when she saw something dark on the ground. She gasped when she noticed it was Dracos black robe with books scattered around it, oh my gods she said and the next thing she knew, books burst off the shelves, hitting the wall one by one.
Hermione screamed and quickly dropped to the floor on all fours, covering her head with her arms.

A loud cackling spread through the library and for a moment Hermione thought it was Peeves.
Ahahaha! That was priceless Granger! Draco walked into her view as she stood on all four with a horrified look on her face. Her chest hurt from her heart pounding so hard. She was scared she would have a heart attack any moment. Draco kept laughing as he slowly crouched down in front of her, honestly Granger, I cant believe you fell for that!! He laughed harder as Hermione felt her cheeks growing red from embarrassment and anger. How stupid could have she been? Of course he did it just to scare her! You fucking asshole! Hermione screamed at him as he clamped down, but his quivering chin gave away that he was still enjoy the moment he scared her to death.
Draco bit his lip as she furiously got up. She looked so cute when she was mad, youre such a jerk Malfoy! What if you were actually in trouble!!? Hermione whipped around to face him.
Draco felt himself twitch as he stared at her, she kept screaming about the situation he could of been in. His eyes wondering to her lips as it worked furiously. Hermione poked him in the chest, are you even listening!? She said and Draco realized how close they were. Her face was so close he could she her honey eyes reflect him. Not really Draco grabbed her, his lips crushing against hers in a sneer. Hermione literally jumped in his grip, WHAT!!!? Her mind was screaming as he kissed her softer.
Hermione felt like her body was running down. Like a candle melting away slowly. Her eyes fluttered shut as he parted her lips and slipped his tongue in her mouth. One of his hand released her arm and wrapped around her waist. Hermione softly kissed him back as their lips moved in a rhythm.
Draco was surprised at how Hermione acted. He was expecting her to throw in a punch or two but no. He smirked as their tongues battled. He freed her other arm and cupped her breast, he could tell she wasnt wearing a bra. I better enjoy the moment, he stroked her hard nipple with his thumb and she shoved him away suddenly, before something like this happened Draco groaned rolling his eyes as she muttered continuously, her back to him, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this isnt happening
Granger- Draco started but stopped when she whipped around with a wild look in her eyes.
Why did you do that? She asked.
What? What do you mean why did you do that?... I did it because I felt like it Draco didnt know if he should tell her his kinks hes been forming on her.
Inside Hermione she was going mental, how could I have let him kiss me like that?!! And why didnt I object faster!!?
You cant just kiss me because you feel like it! She said glaring up at him.
All that went through Dracos head was, god I want to fuck her hard against the library wall. His cock was erecting really fast.
What if I want to? He asked slowly advancing on her. She slowly took steps back as his eyes bore into hers. Hermiones mind went over the edge as her back hit the walls. Draco came onto her like a rush of water as his hot breath was on her mouth, will that make a difference? He smeared his lips onto to hers. Hermione whimpered as she tried to push him away but failing miserably. Her knees were shaking as she felt his erection pressing on her lower stomach. Draco took her hands and pinned them above her head, I want you so bad Granger he breathed into her mouth as he ground his body against hers.
Hermione couldnt deny the fact that she was aroused by this. Her stomach was quivering as her knees buckled. He kept her up by pinning his hips to hers. Hermione gave in as she kissed him back. She let her hand roam his built chest and down to his stomach. She slipped her hand in his shirt and felt his smooth skin.
Draco undid her pajama bottom as it fell to her ankles. She gasped as he chuckled, lacy white knickers eh Granger? Didnt know it was in you he nipped at her neck as he took of his tie. His shirt soon followed and Hermione tried not to swoon at the sight.
She had seen half naked men before mind you, but Draco was a different story. He was...
Beautiful...
Well, beautiful may not be the right word but... He was like those Roman/Greek gods she had read and seen pictures about. They were chiseled delicately, their defined features were to die for.
Draco kissed down her neck and to every exposed skin when he undid her buttons. He took a breath as he slid the shirt off of her shoulder. Even in the dim light he could tell she was a nicely developed girl. Draco smirked down at them as he cupped her breasts. Hermione suppressed her moans as he kneaded, it would help if you let me know what you like Granger Draco rolled his eyes before taking one in his mouth. Hermione let out a moan as Draco brushed his tongue around her hard nipple. Hermione wrapped her arms around his head as her fingers went into his hair. Draco quickly unbuckled his pants and stepped out of them. He kissed down her body as he reached her panties, you sure youre okay with this? He asked looking at her as she looked down at him with clouded eyes,
it would be ridiculous if I said no, after I let you go this far she panted as he slide her panties off with a smirk. Her dark curls were glittering with her wetness. He slid his own off as her eyes drifted down. Draco was satisfied as her cheeks flushed a brighter red, never seen a mans true wand Granger? He teased as she looked up at him. She wasnt about to step down here,
I have, but never seen one this... Large she tried not to stutter. Draco laughed and kissed her, pressing his body against hers, Ill bet Weasleys like a twig compared to mine
Hermione had to hide her smile at this. It was quite funny. Draco grabbed her legs and hoisted her up, getting a little squeal from her. He tried not to just thrust his throbbing cock into her, he had to enjoy her hot moist folds lubricating him. Hermione let an oh escape at the feel of him touching her there. He slid against her as the both moaned and groaned.
Draco shifted as he positioned himself at her entrance, he kissed her roughly as he pushed in. Hermione bit down onto his lip as the pain slowly went away. She wasnt a virgin. She and Ron had done it once and that was it. They decided to stay friends as they both put it. It just didnt feel right, like they tried it because they heard people say they would make a good couple... and well their house mates wont shut up about sex sometimes. Ron never made her feel like Draco was making her feel right now. Pushing into her slowly as if he was making sure she was feeling it. Faster Hermione panted as Draco grunted, if you say so. Draco thrusted into her faster and harder, going all the way in to his hilt and almost all the way out. She was firm and tight, the way Draco usually liked it.
Their moans and kisses built up the tension inside of them as they felt it coming. Beads of sweat formed all over their bodies as they were about to reach their peek.

They heard a sharp gasp as their eyes went wild.
There stood Madam Pince, the Librarian gawking at them. She had caught them in mid thrust, oh dear goodness!!? What do you think you two are do-
STUPEFY/OBLIBIATE! They both screamed as they came.
Their hands casted out, as their ragged breaths filled the library.
Madam Pince was flat on her back stiff as a board.
Draco slowly pulled out of Hermione as they stared at her still form on the ground.
Hermione burst out laughing as she dropped to the floor. Draco felt his stomach twitch as his lips curled into a smile. They both started laughing hysterically. At the end tears were rolling down their faces and Hermione was holding her stomach it hurt so much.
Stupefy wouldnt stop her from getting us in trouble you know Hermione sighed wiping tears out of the corner of her eyes with a smile.
At least it stopped her from going anywhere he grinned back.
Well at least I used a weak Obliviate on her so she wont remember what shes been doing for the past few hours Hermione said giggling.
What ever Granger, Draco rolled his eyes.
Hermione rolled her own sets, uh huh... I didnt know you could use magic without a wand
Its a gift of mine, I just havent told or shown anyone
Ha, I thought you would be the kind of guy to brag around
Again, what ever Granger. Now help me move this old bat. Draco walked over to Madam Pince and took hold of her stiff arms. Hermione giggled and grabbed her legs as they carried her over to the couches.
Madam Pinces eyes fluttered open as she let out a small shriek, Miss Granger! Mr. Malfoy! What are you doing here?!
We were doing our Prefect duties and we found you unconscious in the library so we were just waiting to see if you would wake up Hermione explained. They quickly got dressed and thought of an excuse after they brought Madam Pince to a couch. Oh dears, Im so sorry for keeping you up late. All I remember is exiting the Great Hall and then... I wake up and Im in the library she rambled on.
Get some rest maam Draco helped her up.
Hermione and Draco tried not to laugh as they glanced at each other behind Madam Pinces back.

Naive: Hope you guys, liked it. I know I sure did lol
R&R and you can go check out my other story called Moon River and it's in the General section.
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