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Bubble trouble with the Terrible Twosome	By : quitedemented Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 3884 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Bubble trouble with the Terrible Twosome
- 1
Disclaimer: I own nothing! J.K. and all those names you see on the end credits of the movies own everything. And all songs used are not mine either, they all belong to their respective artists, bands and record companies. I�m just playing with them for my own sick amusement.
Warnings: this is a song fic... kinda, and it ignores the HBP, it�s probably pg-13 but let�s say R to be safe shall we....
Okay we will have foul language (my favorite kind), sexual references, references to Mpreg, drug use and BDSM, crude humor , OOC-ness, male/male relationships and general stupidity...everybody got that? Alrighty then on with the fic!
Oh..almost forgot. Thanks to usedfork and sweetrevenge83 for being my unofficial betas thanks girls you�re the best!
Fred and George Weasley were huddled together on George�s bed in the seventh year boy dormitories putting the final touches on their latest prank and if all went well today, their latest future product for Weasleys� Wizarding Wheezes. The twins had returned to Hogwarts for their final year after Harry had finally made old snake face bite the big one, for good this time, just before the beginning of his seventh year. They decided return after coming to the conclusion that an education was very important part of a wizard�s life and since Umbridge was gone and Tom was dead now was as good a time as any to finish school. It had nothing to do with Mrs. Weasley shrieking at them so loud it would have made a banshee proud and glaring so menacingly it would have had even Severus Snape cowering in fear. No not at all.

They luckily had the dorm to themselves as the other five boys had already gone down to dinner. It hadn�t been easy to get their suspicious little brother and Harry to leave them alone in the dorm with all of their things... unprotected. Ron was still peeved at the twins because they had made it so his favorite
boxers would sing �I want to sex you up� every time he got within five feet of a girl he fancied. Though it had finally made him admit he liked Hermione and the two had hooked up after Hermione had charmed the boxers silent. So all was well in the end.

�Okay Fred I think that should do it, grab that box and all get this one� said George smiling widely. �Sure thing George! This is gonna be so wicked!� laughed Fred. The two grabbed their respective boxes and headed for the Great Hall.

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�I�m telling you Snape that there is no way my godson would have anything to do with your poncy godson!� growled Sirius Black whom had recently been rescued from the veil and given a joint position as DADA teacher with his best friend Remus Lupin. Much to Severus� apparent displeasure. �And I am telling you Black that you are blind as well as ignorant!� sneered Severus. �They have been giving each other longing glances since midway through last year.� he finished crossing his arms over his black clad chest �You�re daft! Harry�s a good kid with better taste than that. There is no way he would look twice at that arrogant little git! Isn�t that right Moony?� Replied Sirius appealing to the Werewolf on Snape�s other side.

�Well actually I think Severus may be right Padfoot Harry has been looking
at Draco quite a lot lately and they have been much friendlier toward each other this year.� said Remus quietly. Sirius gaped at his friend, there was no way Harry could like Malfoy ... Could he? Sirius looked down at his godson who was at that moment staring wistfully at the blond in question smiling lightly. Just then Malfoy noticed Harry staring and winked at him. The raven haired boy blushed and looked down at his plate while Malfoy smirked to himself.

Severus who had seen the whole thing smirked triumphantly at Sirius� gobsmacked expression. �As you have just witnessed Black I ,as always, am correct. Your godson is quite obviously smitten with mine.� Drawled the head of Slytherin. Sirius snapped out of his shock and smiled ,of all things, at the dark haired professor to his right. �So it would seem but you�re neglecting to mention the fact that your godson seems to be just as interested in mine as mine is in yours!� Sirius said eyes glittering with amusement.

Severus scowled then said in a low annoyed voice while leaning closer to the animagus �Indeed. So what do you propose we do about this unfortunate situation?� Sirius was about to reply when he was interrupted �What do you mean �What do you propose we do about this� � asked a highly agitated Remus. Severus straitened and looked at the co-DADA professor with a raised eyebrow. �If you two do anything to interfere with those boys� love lives you will both be sleeping on the couch for the remainder of term! Those boys deserve all the happiness they can get after what they�ve went through in the last few years� said Remus angrily.

Sirius paled at the threat but Severus merely sniffed in disbelief and replied arrogantly �You wouldn�t dare try to force me to sleep on the couch in my own rooms.� Sirius groaned he knew that Remus wouldn�t take kindly to Severus comment. He was proven right with Remus� next statement. �You�re right of course Severus� Remus said dangerously �It would be quite rude of me to boss you about in your own rooms . In fact it�s quite rude of me to take up so much of your space in your rooms perhaps it would be better if I simply removed myself from your presence and returned to my rooms for the remainder of term hmm?� The threat was quiet but Severus heard it loud and clear �You will butt out of Harry and Draco�s lives and apologize to me right now or you are cut off for the rest of the year!� Severus cleared his throat �Don�t be ridiculous there is more than enough room in my rooms for the three of us. And you are quite right about Draco and Potter they deserve to be happy and I shall not deny them that happiness and I apologize for making you believe you were somehow unwanted in our rooms it is entirely untrue.� Severus said soothingly. Remus nodded to show he had excepted his apology then looked to Sirius �And what about you Sirius? Will you be interfering with Harry and Draco lives?� Sirius gulped and shook his head vigorously � �couse not Moony wouldn�t dream of it I just want Harry to be happy same as you do.� Remus smiled pleasantly and returned to his meal.

Severus and Sirius looked at each other and sighed both thankful that they had managed to appease Remus, whom had been quite moody lately for some reason though nether could understand why as the full moon wasn�t for another two weeks. That is unless.... No it couldn�t be Remus took a potion to prevent that. Both looked at the werewolf again who was eating his steak and kidney pie with gusto... maybe they should look into this matter further later this evening.

They were both brought out of their thoughts by a chuckle to Sirius� left. Where the headmaster was failing to hide his amusement at their conversation he was making no effort to pretend not to be listing to. Albus found their banter highly entertaining, he was quite pleased that the three men had found happiness in each other especially with their confrontational pasts.

The fact that Remus seemed to have both dark haired men wrapped around his little finger was an endless source of amusement to the old headmaster. Severus scowled at the nosey old goat and returned to his meal, Sirius did the same minus the scowl.

The meal continued in peace for a few minutes before the door to the great hall opened to let in none other then Lucius Malfoy dressed to impress as always, followed closely by Nymphadora Tonks and Mad-Eye Moody. The highly unusual trio walked up to the head table amid many curious stares and whispers.

Dumbledore smiled pleasantly at the three ministry employees �Ah Lucius , Alastor, Tonks what can I do for you on this fine day?� Albus asked eyes twinkling merrily. Lord Malfoy sneered at him, he and his family may have spied for the light but it still didn�t mean he liked the crazy old coot. � Well headmaster it would seem that two of your students were seen in a muggle music shop in a small town not far from Hogsmeade. We are here to question them as to why they were in said shop, as that peticurlar town is off limits to all students while attending Hogwarts weather they are of age or not.� said Lucius curtly.

�In a muggle music shop you say? Whatever for?� puzzled Dumbledore. �I�m sure I don�t know headmaster that is one of the things we are here to ascertain.� replied the Malfoy patriarch tightly. �Now if you could please direct us to..� Lucius never finished his thought as at that very moment the two students he was looking for burst into the great hall boxes in hand.

All eyes turned to the new comers waiting to see what the terrible twosome was up to now. �Ah ha there they are!� said the blond aristocrat �The two of you have quite a lot of explaining to do as to why you were seen in a muggle music shop during an unsanctioned trip into a muggle town!� Lucius said glaring at the two. �Well..� said one twin. George? �We could tell you..� said the other presumably Fred �or..� said the first twin �we could show you!� With that one of the twins took the things out of his box while the other transfigured it into a table and they started to unload their boxes and set things on the table.

Fred enlarged a bowl he had pulled from his box and George began to fill it with the contents of various bottles he had pulled from his own box. After the bottles were empty and the concoction in the bowl was stirred Fred pulled out a strange item from his box and enlarged it, when finished it looked a bit like a trombone with a funnel attached to the top. George then jumped on top of the box, that wasn�t currently a table, and cast a sonorus spell on himself. �Students, faculty and guests of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry we are pleased to announce our newest product soon to be available at Weasleys� Wizarding Wheezes! �Weasleys� Amazing Magical Bubbles�!� with that Fred poured some of the contents of the bowl in the funnel like attachment on the trombone like devise and blew.

Everyone watched in awe as several dozen large multi colored bubbles were produced from the end of the horn and floated up near the ceiling of the hall. �Misters Weasley what on earth do those bubbles do!� shouted a very miffed Professor McGonagall. �Just watch or should we say we say listen!� said the twins in unison. Many in the hall were wondering how in Merlin�s name they did that when one of the bubbles broke away from the pack and headed strait for the Headmaster.

Many of the professors jumped out of the way as they had no idea what the strange bubbles were capable of. Dumbledore on the other hand knew that the twins would never release anything too dangerous in the school so he simply set there calmly. Anyway he was quite keen to see what would happen. At that moment the bubble collided with the Headmaster�s head and broke into dozens of smaller bubbles. Albus was slightly disappointed that, that was all that happened but then the most amazing thing happened the bubbles began to play music. Most the muggleborns in the school immediately recognized the whistling that signaled the being of Bobby McFerrin�s �Don�t Worry Be Happy� .

*Here�s a little song I wrote you might want to sing it note for note, don�t worry, be happy. In every life we have some trouble but when you worry you make it double, don�t worry, be happy, don�t worry be happy now ooo ooo woo hoo ooo ooo hoo oooooo woo hoo ooo woooo don�t worry ooo hoo ooooo be happy.*
As the song played the little bubbles turned into smiley faces and hearts and other happy little images and danced about Albus� head. The Headmaster laughed and clapped in delight. �Oh my these are amazing bubbles!� he chuckled. The song continued for awhile then faded and George spoke �As you may have guessed these bubbles seek out an individual and pick, then play a song based on their personality, a characteristic about them or what they happen to be thinking about at the time they�re hit!� as soon as George finished speaking another bubble zoomed from the pack this one headed for Ron.

The bubble hit the red head in the back of the head and burst once again into smaller bubbles. Ron, who had began to thinking about the upcoming quidditch match between Slytherin and Gryffindor, started at the impact then smiled widely as Queen�s �We Will Rock You� started to play while the bubbles, which now looked like tiny quaffles, bludgers and snitches, began to circle the heads of the Slytherin team while others shown colored lights on the Gryffindor team. The Gryffindors along with many people from other houses and some teachers began to stomp and clap along.

*Buddy you�re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man some day, ya got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kicking you can all over the place singing ,We will, we will, rock you *boom, boom clap boom, boom clap* We will, we will, rock you!*
As with the Headmasters song Ron�s too faded and another bubble shot out towards the crowd this one hitting Remus. Immediately �Werewolves of London� began to play while moons and tiny wolves danced around his head. Remus turned red with embarrassment as the bubbles howled along with the song. Sirius was doing some howling of his own, laughing so hard tears were running down his face. Severus on the other hand was not so amused to see their lover so upset and brandished his wand and popped the offending bubbles which burst into tiny glittery specks before disappearing completely.

Remus smiled in thanks and Severus nodded then elbowed the still laughing Sirius while Remus and he glared. �Oh come on guys you have to admit that was funny!� Gasped the animagus. They didn�t get to reply as they were soon too busy laughing at Sirius when a the next bubble struck him.

*Who let the dogs out! Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Who let the dogs out! Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Who let the dogs out! Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Who let the dogs out! Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
Who let the dogs out! Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Well the party was nice the party was pumpin ah yepee ah yo and everybody havin a ball....*
Sirius unlike Remus found his song to be quite funny and decided to play along and transformed in to Padfoot to bark along, much to the amusement of most of the halls occupants. The occupants that were not amused were staring in shock at a site that even the Headmaster in all the years of their friendship had only seen a handful of times. Severus Snape. Laughing. One of the onlookers was so shocked by the site of the potion master laughing that he failed to noticed the bubble that was headed at top seed right into his face.

It startled the young man so badly that he fell off the bench he was sitting on. Neville Longbottom stared up from his position on the floor in fear of what aspect of his personality the crazy bubbles would choose to broadcast to the school. A drum beat started.

*Nice guys finish last you�re running out of gas. You�re sympathy will get you left behind. Sometimes you�re at your best, when you feel the worst. You feel washed up, Like piss going down the drain.....*
The song continued on while little bubbles danced around in the shape of third, fourth and fifth place trophies. Most of the Slytherins and a few people from other houses laughed at clumsy Gryffindor and the song that they found quite fitting as they believed the only thing he would ever be top in was Herbology. The Gryffindors glared at the members of the snake house and other students that were laughing while Harry and Neville�s girlfriend Luna Lovegood helped him back into his seat.

By the time the song had faded Neville was red faced in embarrassment and shame, that was until Luna leaned over to whisper in his ear. �Don�t worry Nev you�ll always be number one to me.� Neville smiled than smirked in a fashion that was so Slytherin like it caused many of those around him to stare in shock when Luna then whispered. �And I know for a fact you are quite the bad boy in bed master .� Seamus, who had been on Luna�s other side, overheard her but before he could question the odd Ravenclaw as to what she meant another bubble zoomed over his head strait at the Slytherin table hitting none other than the Slytherin Prince himself.
Draco, who surprisingly was one of the few Slytherins who had not been laughing, looked fit to hex someone when the bubble impacted with his perfectly coiffured head. That was until the first lines of Right Said Fred�s most well known song �I�m Too Sexy� began to play and he couldn�t help but agree.

*I�m too sexy for my for my love, too sexy for my love, loves going to leave me. I�m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...*
At this point Draco, being the vain young man he is, jumped up on the Slytherin table and began to strut while some of the little bubbles shone on him like spot lights and others flashed mimicking camera flashes and most of the surrounding girls and some of the boys drooled.

*And I�m to sexy for Milan, to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. And I�m too sexy for your body, to sexy for your body, the way I�m disco dancing. I�m a model you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the cat walk, on the cat walk, yeah on the cat walk, I do my little turn on the cat walk.*
Draco was putting on some of his best moves to the beat of the song, many of which definitely should not be allowed in school let alone in front of the younger students. Many of which were blushing. By this point one Harry Potter was really wishing he had let the sorting hat put him in Slytherin in first year so he could have a better view, and one Minerva McGonagall had, had just about enough.

�Mr. Malfoy get down off that table at once that is no way for the head boy to behave you are being a horrible example to the younger years! Albus don�t just sit there chuckling like a fool do something about this!� shrieked the Transfiguration professor.

Lucius who had be watching his son in amusement jumped at the sound of McGonagall shouting Mr. Malfoy he suddenly felt as if he had been cast back into his first year at Hogwarts at hearing her tone. Albus on the other hand simply smiled cheerily at his dear old friend and said �But Minerva my dear If I were to stop it I would never find out what that bubble, that is at this very moment headed strait at you, is going to sing.� Minerva turned abruptly only to be hit in the face by said bubble.

*Gotta leave town got another appointment. Spent all my rent girl you know I enjoyed it yeah. Gonna hang around till there�s nobody dancing I don�t want to hold hands and talk about our little plans alright. Cold hard bitch with just a kiss on her lips and then I was on my knees...*
�MISTERS WEASLEY!� shrieked Professor McGonagall after she had banished the bubbles. Her indigent screech was soon forgotten I moment later however, when Snape who was literally howling in laughter with tears of mirth steaming down his normally dower face and clutching his stomach gasped out �Ten points to Gryffindor!� for in the in the first time in the history of all his years at Hogwarts. Neville who had a moment ago been cowering at his head of house�s tone fainted in shock at the potions professors proclamation(say that five times fast hehe).

�Severus how could you award points for such rudeness!� shouted the irrate woman down the table. Severus wiped the tears from his eyes and replied �Well Minerva I have found all of the songs played up to this point to be quite accurate wouldn�t you agree.� he said silkily. Minerva didn�t respond as at that moment another bubble burst upon impact with the smirking professor�s larger than average nose. Many in the hall, including some of the pureblooded supposed muggle hating Slytherins, began to laugh hysterically as the first cords to Paula Abdul�s �Cold Hearted� began to play.

*He's a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh ohhh. He's been tellin' lies. He's a lover boy at play. He don't play by rules. Oh oh. Girl don't play the fool...no. You're the one givin' up the love. Anytime he needs it. But you turn your back and then he's off and runnin' with the crowd. You're the one to sacrifice. Anything to please him. Do you really think he thinks about you when he's out. He's a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh ohhh. He's been tellin' lies...*
Severus, shortly after recovering from his surprise at the impact of the bubble, began trying to burst the dozens of little snake shaped bubbles that were slithering around his head singing along. � Why yes Severus.� said a grinning McGonagall �I would have to agree with you they do seem to be quite accurate.� Severus glowered at his fellow professor and was about to make, a no doubt scathing remark, when yet another bubble collided with it�s next helpless victim.

Blaize Zabini blinked as he was struck in the face then gaped in horror as the bubble revealed to the whole school including the professors, Headmaster, his best friends dad and two aurors why he was always so laid back.

*I was gonna clean my room until I got high, I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high, my room is still messed up and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, cause I got high, because I got high , because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to class, before I got high, I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed, but I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, cause I got high, because I got high , because I got high*
Blaize was frantically trying to pop the musical bubbles but it was too late his dirty little secret had be outed to the whole school. �Ah Ha! Mr. Zabini you have one months detention with me for the unauthorized growing of marijuana in the schools green houses!� Shouted Professor Sprout. The Herbology professor had be trying for weeks to find out who had been growing the plant in one of her unused greenhouses. She was hoping to find out his secret to how he had managed to grow it so potently as her�s never turned out so strong and his would be wonderful for use in some of Professor Snape�s more potent calming droughts.

�Quite right! And you will remove any of the substance you have from your dorm and your person and deliver it to my office for inspection to see if it will be useful or not in potion making!� announced Dumbledore. Snape turned to the headmaster with a raised eyebrow. �Excuse me Headmaster but wouldn�t it make more since if he were to deliver it to my office to inspect, after I am his head of house and a Potion Master and am more than qualified to inspect ingredients.� inquired Severus scathingly. Albus cleared his throat �Oh of course you are Severus I merely wished to save you the time and trouble of such a tedious task.� he reply calmly, a bit to calmly if you were to ask Snape. �How kind of you to consider my precious time Albus but the world of potions is steeped in tedium it shall take no time at all to ascertain if the substance is suitable for use in potions or not it shan�t be a problem I assure you.� sneered the potions master. �Of course my boy, you are one of the best after all!� said the old man cheerfully �Ah look it seems another bubble is heading our way lets listen shall we?� said Albus trying to distract the much-too-observant-for-his- own-and-everyone-else�s-good potions master.

�Remind me to never drink any of his �herbal teas� ever again.� whispered Remus to Severus right before Lucius was hit with the oncoming bubble.

*Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know where I am goin' to. Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Gold watch, diamond ring, I ain't missin' a single thing. And cufflinks, stick pin, when I step out I'm gonna do you in. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.*
To say that head of the Malfoy family was startled when he was struck in the back of his gorgeous blond head would have been an understatement, but years of schooling his features for years in order to fool the Dark Lord kept him from showing more than mild annoyance at the colorful projectile. His annoyed look quickly changed to one of smug amusement at the songs words. It played perfectly to his abundant vanity and ZZ Top�s �Sharp Dressed Man� immediately became his new favorite song.

�Maybe muggles aren�t all bad� mused Lord Malfoy to himself. Out loud he said �How quaint.� before fixing the single hair that had been misplaced upon impact from the bubble. The twins, who had been watching the reactions of the occupants of the hall, heard the jingling of cash registers at the blonds comment. If they had managed to impress Mr. Malfoy, kept Professor McGonagall from blowing her top(well not completely) and managed to get the snarkiest man in Hogwarts to not only laugh at their efforts but award points to Gryffindor for them they were going to be bloody stinking rich!

The bubbles continued to pummel the occupants of the hall causing various reactions. From the indignance of Hermione after the bubble that hit her played Meredith Brooks� �Bitch� much to her chagrin and those who knew her well�s amusement. Though the look Ron got after being caught laughing he didn�t stay amused long. To the obvious choice of Aerosmith�s �Pink� from the bubble that hit Tonks causing her to comment �Hey this is my favorite song!�. Then there was the comical shout from Mad-eye-Moody after the bubble that hit him played R.E.M.�s �It�s The End of The World as We Know It� �Constant vigilance or that song could come true.� of which the response was for the whole hall to break out in hysterical laughter at the paranoid ex-auror.

The most sickening reaction happened when the bubble that hit Filch played �I Feel Pretty� causing half the hall to turn green and Filch to flee the hall. Then there was the necessary explanation after Hagrid was hit, �Err Professor what�s a Barney?� Hagrid asked Lupin. �Well Hagrid Barney is a large purple dinosaur seen on a muggle children�s show baring the same name.� �Oh....Err what�s a dinosaur?� asked Hagrid. �A dinosaur is a bit like a dragon...� explained the werewolf. At this point Hagrid�s eyes began to sparkle with interest but Lupin didn�t get to finish his explanation because just then Poppy was hit with a bubble and the comical melody of �Witch Doctor� began to play.

Most of the hall laughed as Poppy tried to silence the bubbles around her. Harry Potter was one of the few not laughing, not because it wasn�t funny, it was! he had just found something more interesting to watch. Draco Malfoy laughing.

Harry was completely entranced by the site of the blond boy. �Wow!� thought Harry �He look so much better when he smiles. I didn�t even think it was possible for him to look better! I�ll have to thank to twins... or not. They might tell Ron and �Mione and I really don�t want to start another fight with Ron like in fourth year.� Harry sighed �If only Ron could understand. But I guess I don�t have to worry about that, Draco would never want to be with me anyway. Sure he winked at me but he probably just laughed at me when I looked down. I�m glad I didn�t look up to see it.... Oh well at least I can watch him now while he laughing at someone other than me.� Harry looked up to do just that. He watched for a minute or so while Draco laughed the whole time wishing Draco would smile like that at him. As Harry thought it Draco turned toward his still smiling, Harry�s breath caught. �Oh Merlin he�s smiling at me! What do I do?� But Harry didn�t get the chance to figure it out because Draco smile quickly turned to a look of concern as he looked above Harry�s head. Harry was puzzled for a moment but turned to see what had cause the blond to look at him like that, only to have his eyes widen in horror as the largest bubble yet came barreling at his head.

Harry�s last thought before the bubble stuck was �NO!� He was sure that the bubble would announce his crush to the whole school and of course Draco would surely laugh at him. But the bubble didn�t reveal his attraction to Draco what it did was worse it cause everyone in the hall to look at him with the one thing he hated most. Pity. For the huge bubble, instead of just showing images like the with everyone else, it showed memories to the heart aching melody of Nazareth�s �Love Hurts�

*Love hurts, love scars, love wounds And mars, any heart Not tough or strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud Holds a lot of rain Love hurts......ooh, ooh love hurts*
As the song played images of Harry�s past materialized inside the bubbles which had grown in size so they could be viewed by all. Images of his parents both alive and dying, images of the abuse he suffered at the Dursley�s, of Cedric dying, of Sirius falling through the veil.

*I'm young, I know, but even so, I know a thing or two. And I learned from you, I really learned a lot, really learned a lot. Love is like a flame, It burns you when it's hot. Love hurts......ooh, ooh love hurts*
The bubbles highlighted Dumbledore when the words �learned a lot� were heard they then showed Harry destroying his office after Sirius had fallen through the veil, then him breaking down later all because Albus had withheld the prophecy from him.

*Some fools think of happiness, Blissfulness, togetherness Some fools fool themselves I guess, They're not foolin' me. I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true. Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue. Love hurts......ooh, ooh love hurts ooh, ooh love hurts*
At that the bubbles showed Draco laughing and sneering at Harry and his friends through the years, then showed Draco fighting along their side against Voldemort and then helping Harry to the Hospital Wing after the battle, then sitting by his side until he awoke and sending him off to the Weasley�s with a wave to recover before school restarted, only to ignore him completely when they returned to Hogwarts earlier that year.

*ooh, ooh love hurts ooh, ooh love hurts, ooh, ooh love hurts ooh, ooh love hurts*
As the song wound down the hall was deathly silent and every eye was on Harry most filled with pity others with tears, but one pair of silver eyes were filled with shame. Draco couldn�t believe he had unintentionally hurt Harry so badly. He hadn�t known that Harry had wanted his friendship or possibly more as much as he himself had wanted it. The only reason he had not pursued the dark haired Gryffindor was because he didn�t want to cause trouble between Harry and the weasel, because if fourth year was anything to go by finding out Harry and Draco were friends, let alone anything more, would cause a row between them of epic proportions. He would have to speak with Harry as soon as he could separate him from his friends.

While Draco was wallowing in his shame Harry was mortified, oh that was so much worse then he cloud possibly imagined, not only would people start to realize he had feelings for Draco they would now look at him in pity most likely for the rest of the year. Harry couldn�t stand the silence or stares any longer so he jumped for his seat and started towards the entrance doors and the two ashen faced Twins. That was definitely not what they had, had in mind when developing this product.

As Harry began to run from the hall Draco who had managed to pull himself from his own self loathing, jumped up after him he couldn�t let Harry leave like this who knew what the green eyed boy might do. �Harry wait!� shouted the youngest Malfoy. Harry stopped not because Draco had told him to but because that was the first time Draco had ever called him by his first name. Harry looked at Draco in shocked curiosity and more then a little trepidation. What could Draco want that would make him call him by his first name? He hadn�t even done that in the Hospital Wing. Perhaps it was just to get him to stop so he could humiliate him further while he had the attention of the whole school.

What he said, however, shocked Harry more then finding out he was a wizard when he was eleven. �I�m sorry.� two words and they rocked Harry to his foundation but Draco didn�t stop there. �I�m sorry I didn�t realize you actually wanted to be my friend. I didn�t speak with you when school started because I thought it would piss off Weasley and Granger and I didn�t want to make things hard for you by causing you three to fight. I am so truly sorry, the truth is I really like you a lot.� Draco said with a real, honest to Merlin, smile. Harry couldn�t believe it Draco liked him not just liked him really liked him.

Not really trusting his ears Harry summoned up all his Gryffindor courage to ask �You like me?� he asked so quietly that had the hall not been so deathly silent in the hall no one would have heard it, but as it was everyone did including Draco who replied. �Well actually to be totally honest...� �Oh no here it comes complete humiliation. Why did I have to ask� Thought Harry when Draco paused. �I don�t so much like you as I...� just as he was about to say what would undoubtably completely make or ruin Harry�s life up to this point another bubble hit Draco that answered Harry better than Draco ever could.

*There is something that I see, In the way you look at me, There�s a smile, here�s a truth In your eyes, What an unexpected way, On this unexpected day, Could it be this is where I belong, It is you I have loved all along, There's no more mystery, it is finally clear to me, You�re the home my heart searched for so long And it is you I have loved all along, There were times I ran to hide, Afraid to show the other side, Alone in the night without you, But now I know just who you are, And I know you hold my heart, Finally this is where I belong, And it is you I have loved all along*
Harry looked up at Draco as the chorus repeated it�s self and the tiny bubbles danced like fireflies �Yeah that about sums it up I guess.� said Draco with a small smile and to the great shock of everyone in the Great Hall, including Harry, he leaned down and cupped Harry�s cheek and gave him what all the girls who witnessed it would later claim was the sweetest kiss in Hogwarts history, and as the song continued so too did the kiss.

*There's no more mystery, it is finally clear to me, You�re the home my heart searched for so long, It is you I have loved all along ,Over and over I�m filled with emotion,
Your love, it rushes through my veins, And I am filled with the sweetest devotion, As I look into your perfect face*
The boys lost themselves in the music and each other. The kiss deepened and Harry�s arms found themselves around Draco�s neck and Draco�s hand, that was not on Harry�s cheek, snuck to the small of his back to pull the smaller boy closer.

*There's no more a mystery, it is finally clear to me, You�re the home my heart searched for so long, And it is you I have loved, It is you I have loved, It is you I have loved all along*
As the song came to an end so did the kiss. Draco pulled back and rested his forehead against Harry�s to look into the boy�s wide green eyes. He smiled down at him and Harry blushed and smiled back and thought well maybe that wasn�t as bad as I thought. When the song faded completely so too did the spell that the whole hall had seeming been under. The hall erupted into cheers and whistles and Seamus managed to say what most in the hall had been thinking for weeks �It�s about Bloody time!� shouted the Irishman. �Damn strait Finnegan!� shouted Blaise. �Here, here!� shouted Ernie Macmillan pompously. Harry and Draco broke apart immediately but not completely as Draco had one arm securely wrapped around the blushing Harry�s waist, he wasn�t about to let him go now that he finally had him thank you very much.

While most people cheered a number of girls burst into tears because the two hottest boys in school were now a couple, Lavender Brown and Pansy Parkinson took it particularly hard. Colin Creevey on the other hand found it to be the perfect snapshot opportunity and whipped out his camera to take the picture that would later that week grace the front page of every wizarding newspaper in Britain under the headline �The-Boy-Who-Lived-to-Find-Love�.

Professor Dumbledore cleared him throat to gain everyone�s attention. �Well hasn�t this been a most remarkable meal, let us take this time to thank misters Fred and George Weasley for providing us with such a wonderful source of entertainment!� the Headmaster said grinning ear to ear and eyes twinkling so madly people were sure he was about to short circuit. The hall erupted once again with applause. When it died down the Headmaster spoke again �Yes well done boys, the two of you are truly...� before he could finish the sentence two bubbles hit the twins in the head at the same time.

*Bust out on it, original prankster, Break out yeah, original yeah, Bust out on it, original prankster, You never stop now, stop now, That's what the main man say*
The Headmaster chuckled �Well perhaps not the original pranksters but most defiantly two of the best!� The twins looked at each other and smiled, yep Fred had been right it had definitely been wicked. The hall cheered one last time and then started to file out back towards their dorms to talk about all they had seen ans heard that evening, many stopping by the twins or Harry and Draco to congratulate them. Lucius was one of them.

�Well Misters Weasley I believe that answered my questions as to why you were in that muggle music shop, and as your product has caused no harm I believe we can let you off with a warning.� The twins sighed with relief. �I do however have one last question.� said the Lord of Malfoy Manor. The twins nodded for him to continue. �When will these bubbles be available for purchase? I have several Ministry functions at which these may prove to be quite entertaining.� smirked Lucius. �Well..� said George �they should be ready...� said Fred �By the end of the month.� finished George. The blonde followed their banter with amusement �Very good, I would like to place an order in advance.� with that Lord Malfoy removed a small, at least by his standards, pouch of galleons and dropped it on their table (once box).

�Just send me however many sets that will buy once you�ve decided on a price but no more than a dozen I can�t see needing more than that, you are welcome to keep whatever is leftover. Good day gentleman.� Lucius nodded to them and began to make his way over to his son and his new boyfriend. The twins looked in the bag and gasped, even if they charged ten times what the bubbles cost to produce there would still be more than half left over after they filled Lucius� order. �Well looks like the butterbeers will be on us next trip to Hogsmeade!� said Fred brightly �Too right brother mine!� agreed George.

Harry looked up at Draco�s father a bit fearfully they may have fought on the same side of the war but that didn�t mean Mr. Malfoy had to like him, or allow Draco to date him. �Hello son. Mr. Potter.� Lucius nodded to them in greeting. �Hello Father.� said Draco cheerfully. �Err hello Mr. Malfoy.� replied Harry quietly. �So Mr. Potter should I expect to see you at the manor over the holidays?� inquired Lucius eyebrow raised elegantly. Harry�s eyes widened and he looked from Draco to his father. �Um well.. Err that is we um... We really haven�t discussed it sir.� stuttered Harry. �But of course. You will let me know won�t you boys?� said the aristocrat. �Of course Father.� replied Draco as he tightened his arm around Harry�s waist, that had been as good as his Father�s blessing as far as Draco was concerned.

Lucius smirked �I�ll wait for your owl then. I shall give your Mother your love. Goodbye son. Goodbye Mr. Potter.� Lucius gave a quick nod and headed for the doors. �Goodbye Father.� called Draco. �Um bye Mr. Malfoy� Harry said. Harry turned to Draco. �Um Draco did your father just invite me to Christmas?� he ask blinking. Draco laughed at Harry�s gobsmacked expression. �Yes love I do believe he did.� said Draco then he leaned in for another kiss. When they parted Harry was looking a bit dazed Draco just smirked and turned to the twins.

�Hey Weasleys would you happen to have a copy of that song that played when the second bubble hit me?� �Sure Malfoy!� said George and he began to rummage around in the remaining box and pulled out a tiny square which he then tapped with his wand and restored it to a normal sized CD and handed it to Draco. �There you are Malfoy enjoy. You too Harry!� said George smiling. The twins were happy that Harry didn�t seem to be upset after the disastrous results of the bubble that hit him, well I suppose love will do that they thought.

�Well shall we go listen to this in private while we finish our conversation?� asked Draco. �Um yeah I�d like that. Where?� asked Harry. �My room of course. Having your own room is one of the perks of being the Head Boy.� said Draco smugly. Harry smiled and they headed off toward the dungeons and Draco�s private room. Harry and Draco didn�t get around to finishing their conversation until the next morning, they did however listen to �It is You� many, many times that night. They would listen to it years later with their children telling them how their fathers had gotten together and how after that day �It is You� became known as �their song�.

Seamus and Neville walked out of the hall behind the new couple, Luna had already headed off to the Ravenclaw dorms with some of her friends. �I said it before but it really is about bloody time those to got together I was gettin sick of Harry mopin about and Malfoy trying to pretend Harry didn�t exist so not to upset Ron.� said Seamus. Neville nodded �Yeah, well I�m just happy that Harry�s with someone that can make him happy.� said the quiet Gryffindor. His Friend nodded in response then stopped and whipped his head toward the other boy �Oy that reminds me what�d Luna mean when she called you master?� the Irish boy asked. Neville just smirked and kept walking. Seamus stared at the other boy �You shouldn�t smirk like that mate it�s just creepy!� called Seamus then ran to catch up with Neville to demand answers.

�Well..� said Sirius from where he was standing behind his lovers� chairs �that was certainly the most entertaining meal I�ve ever had at Hogwarts and that�s saying something.� laughed the former Azkaban resident. �Indeed� said Severus �Though I wish my godson could have controlled his hormones long enough to have spared us of that spectacle as I find myself in need of an anti-nausea potion currently.� sneered the once again dower professor.

�Oh come on Severus it wasn�t that bad. In fact I thought he was rather sweet.� said Remus smiling. �Though I must say I am happy that all those bubbles are now gone!� unfortunately for the friendly werewolf he spoke to soon as one last tiny bubble came at him and instead of hitting him in the head hit him in the stomach. There were no words but to anyone as close to Remus as Sirius and Severus were could hear the soft but clear notes of �Brahms Lullaby�. The two dark haired mens� eyes widened �Moony?� said Sirius �Remus?� said Severus. �Um surprise?� said Remus nervously. At that point both men promptly fainted. Remus looked down at them in alarm.

�Well I suppose we should look into getting you boys a bigger set of rooms hadn�t we?� chucked Albus who�s keen hearing had picked up the soft music. Remus just nodded mutely as Poppy rushed over to revive the unconscious men. �Hmmhmm a very entertaining meal indeed.� mused the headmaster popping a lemon drop into his mouth as he strolled out of the hall. �Now.� thought Albus to himself �Time to find Mr. Zabini whilst Severus is otherwise occupied.�

~THE END~
AN: well what do you think not bad for a first attempt a fan fiction hey? Here�s all the songs I used BTW.

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Right Said Fred, �I�m Too Sexy�

Nazareth, �Love Hurts� *sobs* (sorry Harry!)

Dana Glover, �It is you� (but I made it better didn�t I)

Paula Abdul, �Cold Hearted� (cold heart hot body)

Baha Men, � Who Let the Dogs Out� (Padfoot forever!)

Warren Zevon, �Werewolves of London� (sorry Moony I had to)

Bobby McFerrin, �Don�t Worry Be Happy� *snorts* (herbal tea!)

Jet, �Cold Hard Bitch� (I still love ya Mini)

West Side Story Cast, �I Feel Pretty� *gags*

ZZ Top, �Sharp Dressed Man� (damn strait)

Areosmith, �Pink�

R.E.M., �It�s The End of The World as We Know It�

Barney, �The Barney Song� *shudders* (only for Hagrid) *hugs*

The Chipmunks, �Witch Doctor�

Meredith Brooks, �Bitch� (Come on �Mione you know it�s true)

Queen, �We Will Rock You� (Best. Song. Ever.)

The Offspring, �Original Prankster� (2nd only to The Marauders)

Greenday, �Nice Guys Finish Last� (you�re #1 in my book two Nev!)

Afroman, �Because I got High� (Share?....Just kidding....Share???)

Brahms, �Brahms Lullaby� (yay Moony�s havin� puppys!)

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AN cont: Well that�s all of them I had more in mind but I thought it was getting long for a one shot. I�m thinking of doing another story that happens after this one you know find out what happens when Harry and Draco get to Draco�s room, how Ron and Hermione react after the shock wears off, what happens when Sirius and Sev come to and realize their gonna be daddies, find out if Albus finds Blaise before Severus remembers about the �ingredient� he�s supposed to inspect, find out who Lucius is planning on releasing the bubbles on and maybe we can play with the twins next invention? What do you think let me know what else you want to hear about and I�ll see what I can do. Please R and R!

UPDATE: the sequel has been posted it is a WIP right now, go look for it it's called Soapy Residue

Thanks, quite_demented
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