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- 1-When Boredom Comes Around
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AN:/// This story and any story written under this pen name has been co authored by me and my sister. This story is mostly comedy and relationships may or may not evolve throughout the story. If you have any suggestions please feel free to leave them in a review and we will take them into consideration.

The night was dark and clear. Both sides of the war had been at a standstill. Both sides were quiet, a little two quiet. A lone figure approached a throne like room. His master was sitting in the high chair. He looked around and noticed that he was the only one.

�You called for me, My Lord.�

�Yes, Severus, there has been no raids and the Death Eaters have become quite boring. Tell me of Potter and his friends.� Voldemort said.

�They are currently staying at HQ until the start of the school term. Things have been too quiet of their side. There is nothing new to report.� Snape replied.

�Just my luck, nothing interesting happening.�

�Well why don�t we think of something, this standstill is really boring.�

�I have an idea that could brighten both of our days.�

�Mind to tell me, My Lord?�

�Well how about we stir things up. What about sending those meddlesome brats into the past?�

�The past My Lord, what will that achieve?�

�Because right now I�m in their present day and bored. But if I send them into the past, not only will I be their future, but it will be entertaining as well.� He said with a chuckle.

�But won�t somebody notice? Won�t they just tell?�

�Not if we turn them into animals first.�

�I don�t follow.�

�Well, no one would be able to hear them. Therefore, we will turn them into animals and send them back to the past.�

�But they would eventually figure out how to turn back.�

�Of course, but in the mean time it will be a good show for us.�

�And when they turn back?�

�Well, who would believe three animals that got hit with some spell and developed a human form? Muwhaha..,cough cough cough.� Voldemort began to laugh but he started to choke. He looked at Snape. �Pretend that was an evil laugh.� Voldemort said.

�Oh, you mean like this� Muwhahahahahahahahaha.� Snape replied smirking.

�Show off.�

�Yep, but you have to put up with me or I won�t make the potion to make your eyes the evil red color anymore.� Snape said walking out laughing evilly.

�Sometimes I wonder who really is the master and who is the servant.� Voldemort mumbled like a little child.

Snape spent the next night making the potion to turn the Golden Trio into the animals. Once he was satisfied that the potion was completed, he headed out to HQ. He arrived just as dinner was being served. He greeted everyone with his usual sneer and managed to put the potion into the drinks of the Golden Trio. Once dinner was over, he left a smirk firmly on his face.

Voldemort was passing, waiting for Snape to return. When the doors opened and Snape walked in, he sighed. A huge cauldron floated behind him.

�Finally, you didn�t have to spend the night.� Voldemort said.

�Sounds like you�re jealous.�

�I am not.�

` �Fine, I�ll leave and take the cauldron with me.�

�No! I was just worried. Don�t leave me out of the entertainment.�

�Behave and I�ll even let you stay up past your bedtime.� Snape smirked.

�Fine.� Voldemort said while grumbling about evil potion masters controlling the dark lord.

Snape sat up the cauldron for their enjoyment. Voldemort cast the spell to send the trio to the past. They peered into the cauldron and smirked at one another when the image of the three teens appeared.

�This is going to be good.� Voldemort giggled. Snape only raised his eyebrows at his lord.

�Remember the deal.� Snape said gently.

�Alright, alright.� Voldemort grumbled before sticking out his tongue out at Snape. Snape smirked and shook his head before gazing into the cauldron at the three sleeping teens.

The three teens were all in a single room. There was only one bed that was currently being used by the three teens. Ron was lying in the middle with Hermione on his right and Harry on his left. They were all cuddled together sleeping soundly. The only noise that could be heard was those of Ron�s snores.

�I knew there was more to their relationship.� Snape said after he lifted his head up from the cauldron. There was no reply. He frowned before he heard the strangest of noises.

�The car won�t start, it�s fallen apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyliner shows got a run in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate that

Just when I thought things couldn�t get worse
I realized that I forgot my purse
With all this stress I must confess
This can�t be worse then P M S

This job ain�t worth the pay
Can�t wait until the end of the day
And hey, honey, I�m on my way
Hey, hey, hey, hey�

�I�m not even going to ask about that song.� Snape said glaring at Voldemort before turning back around to the cauldron.
�Honey, I�m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold on and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I�m back, my head�s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, honey I�m home

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell�

�Poof.� Snape said off hand at the line.

�This job�s a pain, it�s so mundane
It sure don�t stimulate my brain

This job ain�t worth the pay
Can�t wait until the end of the day
And hey, honey, I�m on my way
Hey, hey, hey, hey�

�Will you please shut up?� Snape said rubbing his temples. His eyes widen as he gazed at Voldemort. Voldemort began to dance around while still singing.

�Honey, I�m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold on and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I�m back, my head�s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, honey I�m home

Oh, rub my neck will you, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey�

�If you don�t stop that now, I will put you in the corner.� Snape said glaring at the Dark Lord.

�Honey, I�m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold on and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat�
�Alright! That�s enough!� Snape yelled. Voldemort continued on with the song. Snape�s eye began to twitch at the annoyance.

�Honey, I�m back, my head�s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, now honey, I�m home
` I�m home, that feels much better.�
Snape continued to glare at Voldemort. Voldemort finished his song and dance then turned around to face the angry potion�s master.

�Alright, alright. I couldn�t help myself.� Voldemort said throwing his hands up, trying to look innocent. Snape rolled his eyes at Voldemort. He just motioned the other man over as he noticed the potion was finally taking affect. They both gazed at the sleeping teens as they changed from human forms to three sleeping foxes.

�Yes, now we can send them to the past.� Voldemort said as he gave a little cheer.

�You just need to cast the spell now.�

�Oh, yea, I know I put that spell here somewhere.� Voldemort said as he searched the whole room for a piece of paper.

�Check your pockets.� Snape said folding his arms across his chest.

�Ah, there it is.� Voldemort said as he checked hi pockets.

Voldemort looked at the paper and then lifted his wand. He began the spell.

�As bored as I am
Send these fox teens
To the past for
Some well deserved laughs.�

Snape raised an eyebrow at Voldemort. He didn�t understand why so many words were spoken for something so simple.

�What? I watched Charmed earlier.� Voldemort replied. Snape rolled his eyes as he gazed back into the cauldron. Voldemort peered over his shoulder as they watched the three foxes disappear.

�Now the fun will start.� Voldemort said as the view began to shift.

�You mean the spell actually worked?� Snape asked.

�Don�t underestimate the muggle contraption known as TV. They can teach you wonders.� Voldemort said smugly.

�And here I thought you hated that thing.�

�I did until I figured out that I don�t have to get up to change the channel or use that remote thing. I can use my wand.�

�Points for the mad Dark Lord.� Snape said.

�Oh, let�s just watch the fun now.� Voldemort said. Snape began to laugh evilly as the cauldron showed the still sleeping foxes in the forbidden forest.

�I will learn that laugh.� Voldemort grumbled as he watched on.
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