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George Is Not A Sexy Name	By : kitmistress Category: Harry Potter > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 3749 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I own Easy A, or The Lord of the Rings. and I in no way make any money off this story

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A/N: just so everyone knows this is connected to my story on ff.net called Wizards, Elves, Mates; oh my! same author name-give me a look up. oh and if you didnt get it this is complete and utter fluff (I like Fluff) the connecting story will be put up...as soon as my beta gives them to me (yes I don't update she does I'm computer stupid) Enjoy the fluff

Kit!

George is Not a Sexy Name

“George is not a sexy name. George is what you name your teddy bear…not the name you want to scream out in climax.”

            “Hey I object to that!” George protested

            “Same here Feorge.”

            “Yeah, there is George Clooney, he’s quite handsome.” Hermione agreed, never looking away from the TV.

            “Why are we even watching this thing?” George asked, crossing his arms and slumping down into the couch.

            “It’s called a DVD George. And we are watching it because Hermione wanted to watch it.” Harry tried soothing George a little, mainly by snuggling into his chest. George did wrap an arm around Harry but he never straightened up.

            “So why can’t she watch it by herself?”

            “Come on Feorge it’s not that bad. I mean it’s a girl dressing like a slut.”

            “Great, except I’m not really into that, as you well know.”

            “Yeah I know, you screw Harry every night, along with Draco. I know how much you don’t like...”

            “Thank you Fred. Can we just watch the movie?” Hermione interrupted her face twenty shades of red. Harry’s face wasn’t much better, as he lightly punched George in his stomach.

            “Hey, no punching little one. Or I wont…ug.” Another punch silenced George, taking his arm back from around Harry he went to sit on the other side of Hermione on the couch, crossing his arms again and slumping down into the sofa.

            Half way through the movie both Fred and George had to be explained to what OfficeMax and the Gap were, and internet in general. In the middle of the discussion Snape walked in.

            “What is that?” Snape pointed at the screen.

            “A movie.” Harry answered only turning long enough to answer before turning back to Fred.

            “Yes, I know what it is but what is it you are watching, is my question.”

            “Easy A.” All four teenagers answered.

            “It is about four different ‘80 movies?” Snape asked, sitting down where George had left, next to Harry. “Why is this girl dressing like a whore?”

            “It’s part of the movie Sev.” Harry answered snuggling into the new chest.

            “It’s inappropriate.” Snape huffed. None the less he wrapped his arms around Harry watching the movie with the teens.

***

            “That would be fun!” Harry commented when Olive did her random, no-need-for musical scene.

            “You want to dance around in, an inappropriate, female undergarments, singing a pathetic excuse for a song?”

            “Well the singing part. The women lingerie I can do without.” Harry blushed, burying his head deeper into Snape’s chest.

            “Why not Harry? You would look hot!”

            “George!” Hermione screamed smacking George in the arm. George yelped covering his abused arm.

            “Can we just watch the movie?” Hermione pleaded, burying herself into her blanket.

***

            “We will have to rent that movie again so I may watch it from the beginning.” Snape commented, after he had showed Hermione out, by floo, sending her back to Hogwarts.

            “I never thought you to be one that would want to see a chick flick.” Harry yawned crawling into bed.

            “Yes well that one was, interesting to say the least.” Snape drawled climbing in behind Harry wrapping the other side of Harry in the blanket, which would eventually be pulled away to be replaced by a warm bodies of his mates. As it was Harry was half asleep from the long night of watching movies and his pregnancy draining most of his energy.

            “Um uh.” Harry mumbled snuggling back into Snape, while Snape’s arm draped over Harry’s waist resting his hand on Harry’s expanded stomach. It wasn’t long before Lucius walked in carrying Draco in his arms.

            “How was your shopping trip?” Snape smirked, Lucius wasn’t a fan of shopping but to keep his mate happy he would go shopping with Draco for hours on end. Lucius just scowled, placing Draco on the bed beside Harry.

            “Hell. How was your day with the teens?”

            “We watched a movie.”

            “Those muggle plays?”

            “Something similar to that. It was interesting. Next time you go out I will be going with you just so you are aware.”

            “Noted.” Lucius sat on the bed stripping when he paused, looking up.

            “Where are the twins?” Lucius sounded urgent. They had banded any experiments once both boys where pregnant. But the twin being the twins still snuck around testing new jokes.

            “They said they were going to muggle London tonight.”

            “Should one of us go supervise them?”

            “No Lucius they will be fine, they are of age and the own their own joke shop. They can care for themselves for a night.” Snape drawled. Lucius went back to striping. Once done he crawled into bed behind Draco, laying his hand over Draco’s expanded stomach, brushing his fingers against Snape’s.

***

            “Hey guys wake up!” Fred pounded on Snape’s back, while George jumped on Lucius’.

            “What are you doing?” Snape asked sound much like his old teaching self.

            “We have a present for everyone!” George spoke for them.

            “Fine let us get the sleeping beauties up.” Lucius commented in a husky voice. Shaking Draco lightly and expertly dodging the punch aimed at his face. “Come on sleepy, the devils have brought you a present.”

            Draco was up in seconds, throwing his house coat on before running down stairs. Harry on the other hand ran to the bathroom to rid his stomach of its contents. Lucius and Snape shared a look that clearly showed they were glad that only one mate got morning sickness at a time, before Lucius left to help Draco down the stairs.

            A while later after Harry had finished and made his way down the stairs with Snape’s help. In their living room stood a huge flat screen TV, with Draco and Lucius flipping through cases of DVD’s. Harry walked over and sat beside Draco.

            It wasn’t fifteen minutes later that all six men sat in front of the TV, watching Easy A. Again when it came to “George is not a sexy name. George is what you name your teddy bear…not the name you want to scream out in climax.” George again protested, only this time they had a much better solution to keep him quite. Well as quite as one could be while Draco road his cock and Lucius smothered his mouth with kisses. Finally when Draco released he screamed out George’s name.

“See, George is what I want to scream out in climax.” Draco smoldered. George just hummed in satisfaction. The rest of the movie was uneventful, which only mall comments throughout. At the end of the movie Lucius got up and with a swish of his wand the TV was gone.

“Hey!” the four teenagers protested.

“We will not turn into..” Lucius passed snapping his fingers.

“Couch potato’s” Snape provided.

“Yes, we will not become a family of couch potato’s now, let’s go. Harry and Draco need to eat as do the rest of us.” The teens groaned but got up and left to the kitchen.

Three days later Draco, Harry, Fred and George, all sat in the cleaned attic watching the Lord of the Ring serious, secretively hoping that Lucius wouldn’t find out any time soon.

THE END!
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