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Do As You Like	By : Nanashi_Yasamura Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Ron/Hermione Views: 11581 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series, nor am I affiliated with anyone who does. I make no money off this, and that's a good thing.

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Title: Do As You Like: A Love(?!) Story Author: Nanashi Yasamura Summary: Ron is horny, so he puts his mind to use and comes up with a plan. Warnings: SEX!, foul language-ish, one-shot Pairing: R/Hr

Do As You Like

Ron was horny, not to put too fine a point on things. Harry had gone off and found himself some mysterious “someone who doesn’t see me as The-Boy-Who-Lived”. Seamus was the best-known shirt lifter in Gryffindor, and he didn’t care who knew it. Even Neville had a girlfriend, though why someone would want to date Neville of all people was quite beyond Ron. No one mentioned that Ginny, his beloved little sister, was the girl who was dating Neville.

Ron was horny, but he had a plan. A devious, wonderful plan, though it would eat through his allowance like crazy it was cheaper than actually asking a girl out on a date. And having spent the summer working for the Evil Twins, he had enough cash to pull it off. He spotted his quarry all alone in the common room. It was just after midnight, and it seems she was having one of her insomniac nights. The perfect time to attack.

“Hey, Hermione.” Ron said as he sat down. “Haven’t you read that book a few times?”

The book in question, Hogwarts, A History, had been read many times since she memorized it in first year. Ron knew this, and knew the package he had in his pants would be the perfect distraction.

“Ron? What are you doing up?” Hermione glanced up from her reading.

A cute pair of thin reading glasses perched on her nose, and her hair was braided for bed. She had once told him that it was impossible to brush out in the mornings if she didn’t. She still wore her uniform, though, and Ron found the skirt unbelievably sexy.

“Well, I…” Ron swallowed, working up the nerve, “I have a proposition for you.”

Hermione said nothing, waiting for the boy to talk.

“I like you, and I really, really want sex please. So, if I give you this rare book on magical families from around the world, would you have sex with me?” Ron asked, hopefully holding the book out for his friend to inspect.

Hermione took the book and looked it over, face lighting up in glee. She had found many books that referenced Magical Mysteries of Familiar Families, but had never even seen a copy before.

“Do as you like.” Hermione said, cracking open the book to begin reading.

“Right now? Please?” Ron asked. If he had been a puppy dog animagus, his tail would have been wagging.

“Do as you like.” Hermione repeated turning over on her stomach in front of the fire.

Ron traced the curve of her bum with his eyes. It was so round, and lush, and…squeezable. Carefully, he lifted the skirt up.

Never in his life would he have said it out loud, but Hermione’s bum got him all stiff every time he thought about it. He dreamed about this bum, and seeing the swell of it under those white cotton panties set his heart to racing. Licking suddenly dry lips, Ron ran his palms over the curve of her bottom.

Like most pureblood boys, Ron had never seen even a picture of a naked girl. He knew the gist of what happened during sex, but had never actually seen it. He had heard some of the muggle-born boys in the upper years talk of various things a boy could do to a girl’s… girl parts, and his mouth watered to try some. So, with trembling fingers, Ron lowered those white cotton panties.

Hermione turned a page in her book.

Seeing Hermione’s bum uncovered for the first time, Ron couldn’t believe how hard he was. He rubbed himself a little through the rough material of his pants, and just looked for a moment. His hands moved of their own accord, urging Hermione’s hips up. His fingers eased between her legs, carding first through the thick hair at the front before sliding to where the lips part. He leaned forward to see Hermione’s opening in the fire glow. His fingers opened her lips and he looked his fill. The hole looked warm and inviting, and his cock agreed. Before he could loose his nerve, he leaned forward and licked a swipe with his tongue, delving into that cave with open abandon. It was tight, and just imagining it wrapping around his dick sent chills of pleasure down his spine.

“Ron, keep it down.” Hermione chastised before returning to her reading.

“As you like.” Ron whispered.

Eagerly, he removed his trousers and pants, freeing the throbbing ache that had formed between his legs. He looked down on Hermione’s bum again for a second, then aimed his cock.

OH, SWEET MERLIN! She was tight, hot, wet, goodgoodgood. Ron’s brain shut down for a second, and he stilled, certain he was going to cum before he ever got inside her. When he could concentrate again, he began his long, slow slide into heaven. It felt GoodAmazingWonderful, and when he got to the end, he had to pull back and thrust inside again. This time a bit quicker, and it felt even better. He moaned, low and loud. Then Ron looked down. Being able to see his dick slide into that tightWetHotWonderful hole was a boner bonus. He began thrusting, watching his flesh disappear into Hermione and enjoying it. His eyes slid up a touch to that perfect ass. His hands followed, squeezing her rump and letting out another sensual moan. His rebellious hands pulled her cheeks apart and he gazed hungrily at that tiny puckered hole. Would it be as tight? Would it wrap around him and squeeze like… like… OH, MERLIN YES! With a devious smile, Ron wet one of his fingers with his mouth. In one swift movement, his finger went up Hermione’s bum.

“Is this alright?” Ron panted, praying to anyone who would listen Hermione would allow it.

“Do as you like.” she said.

Her voice was even, but Ron could feel her body tightening on his dick as he thrust his finger. Still thrusting, he did the one thing he always wanted to do to a girl. He reached around to her front and grabbed a hand full of breast. Oh, he was so close now. One last look at that sweet ass and he was gone. One thrust and his body went ridged. He may have screamed. He didn’t care. It felt so much better than anything he ever imagined.

The next thing he knew, Hermione was shaking him awake.

“It’s nearly four, and unless you want Professor McGonagall to see you like that I’d suggest getting back to your room.” Hermione advised.

Ron darted to the steps, then had to backtrack to grab his pants. Hermione was perched on the couch reading again. Ron had to wonder if that girl actually did read all the way through their lovemaking. Eh, what did he care. It was sex and sex was GOOD. Ron fell into his bed without even bothering to finish undressing, his ass bare for his dorm mates to see.

After the sun rose, and Ron had showered, feeling pretty good about himself, he strode down to breakfast. The cocky smile he wore felt like it was filled with pride. At breakfast, though, Draco walked right up to the Gryffindor table. Ron felt vaguely confused. Draco handed Harry something with a shy smile. Harry, cocked an eyebrow at Draco. Ron watched in confusion as his best friend and their rival seemed to have some sort of silent communication. He had seen a few people do that before, and it drove Ron nuts. He had no idea what was going on. Finally Harry opened the damned thing.

“1,058 Ways of the Dedicated Duelist! How did you know?” Harry smiled brilliantly.

Draco leaned in close, “Nothing says lets screw like a good book, eh?” he said just loud enough that Ron heard him.

Ron felt all the color drain from his face, and Hermione struck him on the top of his head with her book.

“I told you to be quiet.” she said mildly.

Note: Mmm. Yeah. This idea first started with some real life experimentation between me and my husband. Usually I’m a much bigger fan of watching two guys go at it, so this is my first attempt at hetero-sex. Maybe I should try again. Anyone want to see a Drarry continuation of this?

Secondly, I don’t think I could write a serious heterosexual romance. My own love life is so seriously, obliviously stuck in some medieval romance story that I just don’t have a good grasp on ‘realistic’ romances. It also makes me really super-critical of the entire romance genre. If I write a hetero-sex story, there will always be some comedic element to it, such as Hermione reading the entire time she’s getting fucked. I’m also seriously screwed in the head, so if I did, for example, a Neville/Ginny fic… The first thing that comes to mind is Ginny dressed up as Snape and/or polyjuiced into him while Neville ties her up. Like I said, seriously not good at the whole romance shit, but I’m guessing some of you might find that scene kinky.

EDIT:

YAY, NANA! I finally figured out how to edit the chapter to actually have paragraphs!
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