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In The Closet
By : lisademonicangel
Category: Harry Potter > General > General
Views: 1393 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: i, lisa kritzinger, in no way own Harry Potter. i do it for pleasure and do not make money from this. - Chapter List
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Please, I am not mentally ill.. okay, maybe I am… This is a crack fic, and you can blame my sister. She put the idea in my head!
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were, moments ago, fighting at their usual vigorous pace, spewing insults and biting words as was their ritual… that is… they were…
Now, however, they stood, silent, side-by-side, next to a popular snogging spot, a small closet, listening with their mouths open and shocked, horror stricken faces to the sound with-in.
“Oh, yes, take my cock, oooh! You like that don’t you, love?” They heard the scratchy, ever-hated voice of the school caretakers, Mr. Filch, flout out of the door. In response they heard a soft feminine mewling.
“Oh, my little pussy likes that, don’t you? Oooh!” he hissed. The boys looked at each other with equal looks of disgust.
“He’s talking to her cunt?” Draco mouthed. Harry nodded, bewildered. Both boys were wondering who the horrible man was with.
They were horrified at the loud sound of mewling whimpers, and the sound of fleshy slapping. Each boy looked slightly green.
“Oh, yes! Take my cock, oh you love that! Oooooh!” they heard the sound of completion, and both scrambled to the nearest suit of armor at the sound of material ruffling and the sound of the door unlocking.
They wanted to know who the mystery girl was-
Out pranced Mrs. Norris, looking… looking like the cat that just got the cream…
After her, with a look of disgusting satisfaction, walked Mr. Filch. He closed the door and walked of, whistling scratchily.
With equal looks of dawning terror, the boys ran to the closet and threw it open.
Empty.
Looking at the room, and them, both boys gagged, running to the nearest bath room and promptly threw up.
After that day; Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter became, if not friends, then non-enemies at least.
After all, some experiences you could not go through and still hate each other after wards.
Also, the used-to-be popular snogging spot was avoided like the plague.
The last part I got from the actual, HP-FS, when the trio became the trio. Ag, I feel sick now… hahahahahahahaah- 1
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