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Why you shouldn\'t mess with a little sister	By : Flare Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 5427 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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- 1-Why you shouldn't mess with a little sister
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Summary: Someone needed to learn a lesson of why you never say something perverted about a girl; especially in front of the boy who thought of her as a little sister.

Ron, Luna, Harry, Hermione, and Seamus were all sitting at a table eating lunch. Ron sitting by Harry and Hermione; each one on opposites sides. Luna was sitting on Harry's other side and Seamus was sitting in front of her.

They were all eating or getting ready to eat. Hermione was getting her tea ready for her to drink. Ron was getting eggs on his plate. Seamus was getting some bacon. Luna had gotten her food handed to her By Harry; who was a lot closer to the foods she liked then she was. And Harry was buttering his toast. That is when Seamus decided to say what he had been dyeing to say for a while now.

"Hey Luna how about you and me do some one on one personal 'training' later. You know increase our stamina for later on?" This was said with a perverted giggle. A giggle that was quickly cut off as a knife buried itself on the left sides of his head; just missing it by less than an inch. Seeing this Seamus went wide eyed and looked at the four in front of him to see if he could see which on it had come from.

Sadly, he could tell nothing from them. In fact, they acted as if he hadn't even said anything; let alone just had a knife thrown at him so hard that it stuck to the wall behind him. Ron was eating his sausages five at a time and staring at Hermione. Who was calmly sipping her tea and watching it a slightly exasperated look on her face as she watched Luna as she stared off in to space looking a small smile on her face as she did so. And all Harry was doing was slowly eating his eggs, eyes closed; obviously enjoying them. Seeing this Seamus sighed and sat back down and began to eat.

Unfortunately, Seamus didn't seem to be able to stay quiet for long. Nor did he seem to have gained a mental filter for his mouth because not even five minutes after the knife had been buried into the wall behind the left side of his head he opened his mouth again.

"Hey Luna how about you and me go back to my room where I can teach you a new move I learn; it has a lot to do with flexibility." As he said this Seamus leered at Luna's chest. At least he was until something silver flew past his right eye and made itself at home in the wall just behind him. Jumping slightly at this Seamus looked behind him to see what it was; only to pale slightly when he caught sight of what it had been. It was a fork and it was so far in to the wall that that the only reason why Seamus could tell it was a fork was the words fork imprinted on the handle.

Seamus knowing that, since it was only him and the others at the table, that it was one of the four in front of him looked wild eyed at them. Only to once again see them acting as if nothing had happened. The only thing that had changed was what they were doing from the last time he had saw them.

Ron was now eating his bacon, while Luna nibbled on her toast. Hermione had finished all of her breakfast and was now reading; what looked like to be a very thick and complicated book. While Harry was stirring his teas preparing to drink it. See all of this Seamus growled softly to himself before slamming himself back into his; all the while glaring at the four in front of him.

Not that the other seemed to notice this as they continued to sit there in silence and ate. That is until Seamus, still not learning his lesson decided to once again open his mouth and speak to Luna.

"You know if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together, preferably in a bed; how would you like that." As soon as this left, his mouth Seamus could only squeak in pure fear, as what Seamus was positive was a spoon buried itself in the wall between his legs. And this time it went far enough in to the wall that only the smallest amount of the handle could be seen.

Now completely terrified Seamus jumped up and immediately began to scream at the four in front of him.

"HOW THEY HELL DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING? NO WHY THE HELL DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING! I KNOW IT IS ONE OF YOU GUYS. SO JUST STOP DOING IT AND THEN TELL ME WHY THE HELL YOU ARE DOING IT!" After he finished saying this Seamus was panting hard and glare for all his worth at the now smiling four in front of him. Seeing their smiles Seamus started to get nervous. A nervousness that got even worse when Harry stood up and moved so that he was standing directly in front of him. A nervousness that turned into pure petrifaction when he heard what Harry had to say.

"Well Seamus, if you honestly must know, it was me that did all that and I promise you those WARNING will be the least of you worries if you hit on my LITTLE sister like that again. Because rest assure next time you saying anything even remotely similar like that to my sister I will NOT miss and I will be using something much more painful the forks, knifes and spoons to beat that lesson into you."
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Why you shouldn\'t mess with a little sister