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MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!	By : Roman Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1340 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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he could only hold on to his tormentor for dear life as he orgasmed yet again.

Severus: This was completely against your will. I see’
Lucius: I’m a man. It doesn’t take much’
Sirius: *smiling* Clearly not!
Severus: *still looking around*

Finally, with the ravaged young man

Severus: The helpless virgin’
Lucius: *snort* Like being chained up didn’t make me helpless enough.

on the point of fainting,

Sirius: *looks at Severus* Definitely a virgin.
Severus: *nods* Hum-hum.
Lucius: How. Many. Times. Do. I. Have. To. Say. I’m. Not. A. VIRGIN?!?!?!?
Severus: Where are you from? Denial Land?

Nagini mercifully stopped. 'Why was it doing this to me'

Sirius: Yes, why? He doesn’t deserve it.
Lucius: You damn right I don’t!
Severus: A perfect lover’ wasted! *finally finds what he was looking for*
Lucius: That’s overreacting: I’m not wasted!
Sirius: I don’t know about Severus but I was talking about Nagini!

his stunned mind asked again and again, as he waited for his body's pulsations to finally cease. How was this even possible? It's an animal. It's an animal!

Sirius: This reminds me’ I once had a girlfriend that called me ‘You animal! You animal!’ during sex.
Severus: Then, I guess anyone qualifies’
Sirius: I was dog-styling her and, well, *dog* became the *style*, if you know what I mean’ *embarrassed*
Severus: Spare me. By the way, you do that to me, you’re dead.
Sirius: *realizes Severus is close to him and cheers* Oh, I told you I’d be gentle’
Lucius: *glances at them* Hello! Have we found another bitch?!
Severus: *glares* I think I’ve already proved I’m not a bitch, Lucius. Need some more?
Sirius: What are you two talking about?
Lucius: I’m not the one who’s having Sirius, of all people, going gentle with me’
Severus: May I remind you of who was the submissive party in our encounters?
Lucius: *blush* I’m simply analysing the current situation, and it does seem’
Sirius: *suspicious*
Severus: What if I analysed our old meetings right now, one by one?
Sirius: *unpleasant conclusions slowly down on him*
Lucius: No, there’s no nee’
Severus: *glaring* Afraid of a *bitch*, Lucius?
Lucius: No’you’re not a bitch’
Severus: What was that? I didn’t quite catch it.
Lucius: *louder* You’re not a bitch. It was a misundersing.ing.
Severus: Good. Keep that in mind. *resumes his plot against Sirius*
Sirius: *feels ignored by Severus. Lower lip trembles*
Lucius: *holds him tightly and pats him reassuringly*

Near sobbing, he clung to the chains that held him down.

Sirius: It was that good?!
Lucius: I’m weeping sad. Not weeping happy!
Severus: You’re weeping. That does the trick for me. *grin* Sirius, don’t act like I want to kill you. Stop shaking.
Sirius: *unsure* You’re mad at me.
Severus: I confess getting punched in the eye is rather disagreeable. But I’m not gonna hate you forever for that. Relax.
Sirius: *relaxes somewhat, still clinging to Lucius*
Severus: *approaches him from behind, holding the object he’d picked up before. Sirius’ wand.*
Sirius/Lucius: *prattle about their days in Hogwarts*
Severus: *silent*
Sirius: *feeling a little blow of cold air* That happened in the last Quidditch match, didn’t it?
Lucius: *nods* I must say it’s the most hysterically funny memento I have of the Quidditch matches. Pity it was only done in the last one. If anyone had thought of that prank before, we could have done it more often.
Sirius: *shudders a bit at the cold air* Yeah’Pity we were always so busy with all the other pranks’
Lucius: Did you see their faces when they noticed it? They squeaked so hard it must have been heard in’
Sirius: Yeah, they squealed as if’Aaooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuccccchhhhhhhh! *starts squealing like a bitch in heat*
Lucius: *startled* What is it? You ill?
Sirius: *squeaks madly*
Severus: *finally comes into view with a most unsettling sweet smile on his face*
Sirius: *squeals and fidgets*
Lucius: *to Severus* What’s wrong with him?
Severus: I’m pleased to inform you that Sirius’ wand is now acquainted with the place every self-respecting gay knows by heart. Yes sir. The only place no sun has even been to, and the most sought after this side of the equator.
Lucius: You didn’t’
Sirius: *tiny voice* He did’right up’ooouch’TAKE IT OFF!
Severus: Magic words?
Sirius: Please!
Severus: And’?
Sirius: *squeaks* I’m sorry!
Severus: For’? *pushes the wand forward*
Sirius: *screams* The punch’
Severus: *And’? *twists wand*
Sirius: Won’t do it again! I swear! *fidgets*
Severus: Good boy. Now close your eyes.
Sirius: *does so, lolling head from side to side*
Severus: *swiftly takes wand out*
Sirius: Yyyyyoouuccchh! *watches his backside in relief*
Lucius: *watches in amazement*
Severus: I told you I didn’t like that punch in the eye. At least, you don’t have to care about hiding that bruise. Now we can start thinking about that shag again.
Lucius: Look, I know you’re both experienced, but have any of you ever considered using lubricant? You know, without preparation it’s a little harsh to just shove it up’
Both: *eye him strangely*
Lucius: Not that I know anything about it’
Both: *eye him wei*
L*
Lucius: Ok’it was just a suggestion’
Sirius: *clings to Lucius, looks at Severus and sighs sadly*
Severus: *tries, unsuccessfully, to hide a growing victory smile*
Lucius: *to himself* Why didn’t I ever think of that as a means of torturing muggles, as a Death Eater? The Dark Lord would have loved it’

Eventually, he got a grip on his shattered emotions. 'I must figure a way out of this. I can't stay here like this.'

Sirius: Hey, a little suspicious that you just want to leave when the fun is over.
Lucius: What fun?
Severus: Yeah, Sirius, he came twice. That’s no reason to be happy.
Sirius: Yeah, that’s a reason to rejoice.
Lucius: You’re satisfied with so little?
Sirius: Not generally. But seeing as *to Lucius* as you came twice, *to Severus* I never came AT ALL’two will be better than great.
Lucius: Severus, take pity on him, ask for a break and shag him before he loses it.
Severus: He’s already lost it. A long while ago.
Sirius: When I got hopes of having you shag me.
Lucius: *whining* Severus, help him’
Severus: *looks down*
Both: *do the same*
Severus: points to Sirius’ groin and then to Sirius’ right hand*
Both: *expectant* Well?
Severus: You have one and the other. You’re sufficiently equipped. Help yourself. Up and down, up and down, with an eventual squeeze’
Lucius: *blush*
Severus: ‘and some regular tending to the balls. That should be enough.
Sirius: *hyperventilates*
Lucius: *tries to calm him down, whilst keeping his own integrity* That was mean.
Severus: *laughs*

Lucius' rising

Sirius: Gosh, Lucius! Up already?!
Lucius: Up to get out of there, I’m sure!
Severus: *looks at the piece of paper* Two pages’ you’re not going anywhere.
Lucius: *We*’re not going anywhere.
Severus: If you insist’ then, we must get rid of a snake that’s trying’
Sirius: Trying?! *laughing* I’d say it’s done more than trying’ *laughs some more’a lot more*
Severus: *I’m bored kinda look*’that has - how should I put it - fucked "us" in everyway possible and made "us" cry for more.
Lucius: No need to be sarcastic.
Severus: Sorry if "we" didn’t share your pain before’
Sirius: *lean head over Lucius’ shoulder* I share your pain’ I know what’s like wanting to shag and just not getting it from whom we want. *eyes on Severus*
Severus: *Uumppf*

confidence immediately crashed when he felt a familiar touch on his right leg. "Oh, no."

Severus: *as Lucius* Draco, my son, this is no time to play ‘catch the snake’. Go ahead and catch it yourself.
Lucius: You’re playing with a serious matter, Severus.
Severus: You’re right. *turning to Sirius* Sirius, this is your matter. Please take care of it.
Sirius: *approaches Lucius* You have to understand that Draco isn’t fully grown and that a real man could satisfy your needs to a greater extent. Take a peek at, say, me’
Severus: Sirius. Less. Please.
Sirius: *nods* Will you shag me now?
Severus: No. Enough answer?
Sirius: *to Lucius*’ as I was saying’
Lucius: *looking suspiciously at the others* Wait a minute’ are you using me, Sirius?
Sirius: What for?
Lucius: Don’t know, maybe, to make Severus jealous?
Sirius: Does he look jealous?
Lucius: *looks at Severus* No.
Sirius: *to himself* Damn! Not working! *to Lucius* YOU’RE NOT GAY ENOUGH!
Lucius: I’M NOT GAY AT ALL!
Severus: *to Sirius* You need more proof? It’s not his fault I’m not jealous’
Sirius: What’s that supposed to mean?
Severus: *rolls eyes* Arthur Weasley says "Never trust something that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain". Mother always said "Never fuck anything that’s not used to thinking if you can’t ascertain that it even *knows* how to think". Why haven’t I ever listened to them?

Lucius softly groaned. "Please,

Sirius: ‘just one more round?
Severus: Yeah’ One more for the road. *snicker*
Lucius: I’
Severus: Don’t bother to answer: you’ll say something, w say say something, you’ll say something, we’ll win. It’s pointless.
Lucius: Well, if you put it in those terms’
Severus: I do.
Lucius: *reality sinking in* Hey’
Severus: *threatening glance n’ 2, for dragging, boring occasions* Don’t.
Lucius: *cowering* Ok’

not again."

Severus: You can say that again.
Lucius: Not again.
Severus: Not "Not again".
Lucius: Should I repeat it?
Severus: Not now.
Lucius: Should I? Not again? *confused*
Severus: No. Don’t say it again.
Lucius: But you said I could say it again.
Severus: It was an phrase. You do know what an phrase is, don’t you?
Sirius: *to Severus* Will you stop pressuring him? What part of S_U_P_P_O_R_T don’t you understand?
Severus: All of it. So I’m into slash. So I’m enjoying the torture of a Death Eater. So I am a crazy fuck who likes the mixture. So sue me!
Lucius: So what about therapy?
Severus: So what about not?
*keep on ranting*
Sirius: *enthusiastic* Oh-oh-oh-oh I have a good one: what about you two have a go and I watch, first, and, then, join you in a little m’nage ‘ trois? *gets those looks from the others* What? You have a better plan?
Lucius: That was a plan?
Sirius: I recognize it was a little hasty’
Lucius: *amazed*’That was a plan?
Sirius: *glares at Lucius* ‘but at least I can think of one.
Severus: Next time, don’t.
Sirius: *glaring at Severus* Don’t?! Is that all you can say?
Severus: *yawn* It is, whenever I feel it’s the only justified response to boresome, unchallenging word exchanges that I’m prone to win, regardless of the interlocutor’s effort to show a less-than-deficient IQ, due to the basic differences between said IQ and mine, along with an increasingly complex chain-reaction of various factors that involve socio-economical context of childhood, consequent psychological and cultural effects on the upbringing and subsequent interaction with others’among other details.
Sirius: Oh’ok, then. *goes back to the fic*
Severus: *chuckles* This is too easy’
Lucius: *to Severus* That was a plan?

Nagini was moving closer to him.

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