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Death Eater Double Team	By : Tigerrr Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female Views: 15510 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N: Much as I adore
Severus, I think the time has come for him to be publicly embarrassed, much as
Lucius almost always is by him.
Turnabout�s fair play, after all.
But Lucius gets into some trouble all by himself, this time � and he
can�t blame it on anyone other than himself.
Please forgive if this gets a bit silly, I can�t help it.

THANKS TO:
ExperienceMyDreams, Chavela, Anon, Glitter, SeductionsClaim,
ShadowAndFlamePanther, Cristie and Emmie for reviewing�I know a lot more people
that are just being looky-loos but not reviewing, but I am grateful for those
of you who can take the time to tell me what you think. Any special requests or
things you�d like to see happen to the characters will be duly considered and
credit given�

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Breakfast was a lively affair, given that it was attended by
the two Death Eaters. The table had been
Charmed to fit them all and Lucius was in fine fettle, elbowing Severus and
snickering at nearly everything.
Hermione blinked in confusion at some of the things they said to each
other, and the other Order members present were equally puzzled.

Lucius took a bite of his eggs and stole a glance at the
other Death Eater. �Say, Severus�did you
hear that Hestia has purchased a new broom?
Yes, it�s true, saw it myself � a �brand-spanking-new� Cleansweep!�

The former professor�s hand halted an inch away from his tea
mug, and he slowly turned to face the other wizard. �Shacklebolt,� he called without taking his
eyes from Lucius, �Would you mind if I borrowed that Pensieve of yours? I saw something interesting last night, and
just want to share it with all of you.�

Lucius narrowed his eyes to slits. �You wouldn�t.�

�Try me,� Severus hissed, his stare rivaling a basilisk�s.

They ate in silence for a while longer, Tonks striking up a
conversation with Harry and Ron about their upcoming Auror training, when
Lucius couldn�t keep silent any longer, and asked if anyone present liked the
old Muggle television show, �The Little Rascals.�

�Shut it, Malfoy,� Snape warned, knowing exactly where this
was going.

Lucius couldn�t help himself. �Severus has told me that he is particularly
fond of the character named Spanky.�

�After last night, perhaps that is what we should be calling
you,� came the retort which made a
flush appear on the blonde�s cheeks.

Hermione looked from one wizard to the other. What in the
world was going on here? Whatever it was
probably had much to do with all the door slamming the previous night. Lucius rallied quickly and grinned at his
friend.

�You�re particularly cheerful this morning, Severus. Almost�slap-happy, I�d say.�

�Feel free to stop by my quarters anytime you�d like a
potion to rid yourself of all the hair on your palms.�

�And I suppose you�ll want me to ask for it by saying,
�Thank you Mistress, may I have another?��

Severus kicked the chair out from under him neatly and the
blonde Death Eater hit the floor with a crash. �Oh�do be careful when leaning back in these chairs, Lucius - there�s
no telling how old and unstable they are.�

The wizard got back up in the chair as if nothing had
happened, ignoring the stifled giggles of every Weasley present. �Yes, there really is no telling�I�d research
their history, but I�ve been keeping out of the kitchen lately. You might try it�that is, if you�re not too
�tied up� with other things.�

Severus pinned him with a flat stare, speaking softly. �I�ve heard from Sturgis Podmore this past
week; seems he�s recovering quite nicely from your Imperius Curse. Says that Freland � you know Freland, he was
the one I switched you for � has run out of Polyjuice Potion and the Dementors
are getting a bit suspicious. We might
have to put you back as early as next month.�
He felt absolutely no remorse as all the color drained from Lucius� face
and the other man lurched up from the table, vacating the kitchen as if
Disapparating.

Hermione had finally had enough. More than enough. �Severus.
Upstairs. now.� The others
watched her, all agape. Without waiting
to see if he followed, she pushed back from the table and climbed the stairs in
a fury. She pounded on Lucius� door and
summoned him to her room; as she whirled, she noticed Severus coming up the
steps looking put-upon. I�ve had enough, and so help me, they�ll
learn the reason why�! She crossed
her arms and waited as they came in, still glaring at each other, and bade them
shut the door behind them and set a Silencing Spell as well as an Imperturbable
Charm on it. �Sit down, the pair of you,
and listen to me good.� She advanced
upon the startled wizards with flashing eyes and an admonishing finger. �I�ve had it up to here with your childish
rivalries, immature behavior and ridiculous swipes at each other. I leave you
alone for five seconds, and you�re dueling over a comment made about personal
hygiene or some such drivel; I won�t have it, not any longer. It�s past time you start acting like grown
wizards. I�m not a prize to be fought over
and won, not something you can just fuck one moment and ignore the next.�

They opened their mouths to argue, but she held up a hand to
forestall them. �I expect the pair of
you to get along, is that understood? No more sneak attacks from behind potted
plants, no more nasty comments about who likes it this way or that, or does
such and such behind closed doors, because I don�t want to hear it. I adore both of you, but you drive me to
drink! If it�s such a cause for jealousy
when one of you takes me out and the other is left behind, then figure out what
we can all do together. I refuse to
choose between you when you�re acting worse than a gang of fifth years.� I don�t
want to choose at all � I want both
of you, she thought with a pang in her chest. Both wizards looked completely embarrassed by
her harangue and were staring at their boots.
Rising from the bed, she went to kiss them and let them know that, for
now, the lecture was over. Then she turned and walked out of the room, leaving
two very thoughtful-looking Death Eaters behind.

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Lucius turned to Severus.
�What do you make of all that?� he demanded, quite forgetting that he
was not exactly in his friend�s good graces at the moment. He had been a trifle insulted when she had
informed them that they treated her like a whore, but as he thought of it, how
else had they treated her? Impossible as it may have been, remorse
wormed its way into Lucius Malfoy�s hardened heart. He recalled his thoughts when they had made love
and was startled to hear his inner voice claiming it as being Lovemaking, and
not just Sex. And just when did the
voice in his head start using Capitalization? Hmph! There it was again! He
thoroughly enjoyed being around the witch; she made him laugh and was up for
anything in bed � and on picnic blankets, and on branches, as well as against
trees, he thought dreamily. He also enjoyed the fact that she was so
blasted intelligent�Slytherins in general found cunning and witty witches to be
the most irresistible; he strongly suspected that it had something to do with
the common �librarian with glasses by day, temptress without knickers at night�
fantasy. These musings did not help his
determination to think of Hermione as not only an object of lust by one iota;
he was now consumed by the irrational desire to find her some horn-rimmed
glasses.

Severus, for his part, sat stroking his chin pensively and
thinking over the bizarre triangle they had all found themselves thrown
into. Hermione�s spleen-venting tangent
disturbed him on several different levels and temporarily sidelined his ire at
Lucius announcing to all and sundry that he wanted to be Hermione�s love-slave.
On Level One, he thought very highly of her because of her intelligence, not
just because she was fantastic in bed as well as very accommodating. On Level Two, he felt a bit guilty about his
lack of romantic overtures ever since their night together. Level Three had him gnashing his teeth over
being called childish. Level Four
slapped him across the face with the admission that he really had been acting like an idiot. And Level Five cheekily suggested that he
should just go to her this instant and ask her to marry him. Level Six was the
one that really had him flummoxed, and all it took was one four-letter word�why did it have to begin with a capital �L�???? In answer to this dilemma, he came up with a
four letter word to sum up all that he was feeling: SHIT.

Love was, unfortunately, in the air.

And both wizards wished they had some Muggle odor-banishing
spray.

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Fun Facts for Rickmaniacs:

It seems our Alan does not really like cats. Either that or he was just having a bad day
when he told a certain cat to �Fuck Off� and was observed by Emma Thompson in
doing so in a low voice and sincerely meaning it.

A/N: Yes, it�s true!
Just check out E.T.�s �Sense & Sensibility: the
screenplay and diaries.� There�s a couple of funny things in there involving him, and
for those of you who have not read it, I shall reveal more in further chapters!
A few pictures of the luscious Colonel Brandon in there as well *pant pant*

THANKS to SeductionsClaim for pointing out the typo, I hate misspelling words as bad as reading them and as soon as I read your review, I had to fix it.
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