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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it, everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review. Chapter 10. The next day Hermione was sparring with Harry in the room of requirement trying to blow off the raging inferno of anger that was brewing inside her. "Fucking slimy two faced bastard" she shouted hurling a cutting hex Harry's way, luckily he managed to deflect it in time. "Mia love it might have been blown out of proportion for all we know she could of kissed him" he said sending a tickling spell back. "That's not the point! I had the man's dick in my mouthand he avoids me for nearly three weeks, then proceeds to flirt and snog his fucking ex in front of me, the mans going down. I swear I going to turn him into a slug so I can see how he slimes his way out of this one" she ducked a jelly legs jinx "For goodness sake Harry will you give me a proper workout, how am I supposed to stay angry if you're sending light spells my way". "I see you've figured out my devious plan O mighty warrior queen, but you see I have no desire to be disemboweled today" Harry replied grinning safe in the knowledge knowing that the worst was over now. Hermione gave him a small smile back "Oh Harry what am I going to do? I really want to hex his balls off but I don't have the right it's not like we were a couple or anything" she groaned and buried her face in her hands "I sound like a right psychopath don't I?." Harry gave a great big bear hug "Just a little my love, but hey you know I love you no matter how scary you get" she poked him in the ribs playfully and he chuckled. "Hey! That was uncalled for you cheeky witch, now lets get you back to our rooms so you can repair those poor cushions you attacked last night and I will go and see my notorious godfather because I've a funny feeling that he is somehow responsible for last night". As they walked back to their rooms the castle was surprisingly busy for eight o clock on a Sunday morning,Hermione was puzzled by this until she remember that Slytherin/Gryfindor quidditch match had an early start due to the bad weather that had been forecast for later that day. When they reach the Unicorn painting that guarded their room (the password being Tim Curry) Harry told Hermione to go and rest while he found what really happened last night. As he arrived at rooms occupied by Sirius and Remus, he almost bumped into werewolf who was on his way out the door in a hurry. "Hi Remus. Just the person I wanted to see, well one of them anyway" "Sorry Harry can't stop just a message from Minerva apparently she has something so urgent it can't wait until after breakfast, besides if you're here for the reason I think you're better off talking to the bone heads in there" he opened the portrait of a couple of mermaids sunbathing on some rocks. "You're going to have to wake them, we didn't get in till gone three." Harry shook his head "Another of Aberforth's infamous lock ins?." Remus looked a little bit ashamed "Not exactly, we ended up going back to Ilsa's for a little party." "Please tell me that Ilsa's not one of the blond bimbos friends Remus?" "Look I'm sorry Harry I really have to go but I tell you every thing when I get back, I promise" Remus sped off to the headmistress's office feeling more than a little bit ashamed of his actions or lack of them the night before. As he entered the darkened room he noticed that the two men were fast asleep at opposite ends of the enlarged leather sofa and Harry grinned evilly, quickly locating Remus's magical camera which took instant photos a bit like a muggle Polaroid, he levitated Sirius and put him at the other end so it looked Severus was spooning him, taking a picture he decided that he'd better take another just to be on the safe side. "What would the twins do if they were here?" he thought and then it hit him like a thunderbolt "Revenge is sweet" his inner marauder cackled. Grabbing their wands he popped them in a draw which he charmed against them, then he waved his wand over the sleeping men vanishing their outer clothes leaving them in just their boxers or in Sirius's case a posing pouch, Harry shuddered as he noticed that both men had morning wood, great for the picture but not something he really wanted to see ever again. He gave them both matching tattoos which said I HEART SS on Sirius's arm and I HEART SB on Severus's, as he was doing this the two men had snuggled even closer together, Harry quickly took a snapshot and proceeded to cast the Aguamenti spell over them, taking one last photo of them wet and outraged, he shoved the three pictures in his pockets to amuse Hermione later and waited for the up roar to calm down before he unleashed his temper. Harry cast a semi permanent sticking charm to the sofa before taking the chair opposite to them "First of all I am not leaving this room till I get some answers, Secondly neither of you are leaving that sofa till I get some answers, Thirdly your wands will be given back to you when I'm finished, Fourthly and this applies mainly to you Severus any wandless or wordless magic will result in those tattoos becoming permanent. They looked down in horror at the matching designs and finally you really don't want to piss me off any more than I already am because I have photographic evidence of your little love fest five minutes ago, now any questions?" "What on earth do you think you are doing Potter?" asked Severus in a dangerously quiet voice. Green eyes flashed angrily at the narrowed obsidian ones "Well funny you should ask that Snape, because you took the words right out of my mouth" "Harry mate come on, let an old wizard up I really need to take a slash" said Sirius while scratching his shaggy mussed up hair. "I've told you both already nobody is going anywhere till I find out why you Severus thought it would be okay to embarrass Hermione last night with that cheap fucking bimbo who was all over you like a rash Severus" Harry said through gritted teeth. Last nights actions came back and hit Severus with a healthy dose of reality and he groaned "Why the fuck did I listen to you?" he asked Sirius. Sirius shrugged "It sounded better than Remus's idea". Harry was confused "Look why don't you tell me everything which led to last night complete fuck up on your parts." Severus sighed "Okay, Last night I told Sirius and Remus about what happened New Years eve, I'm sure you're already know the facts, and I've been unsure of how to find out Hermione's true feelings as she's been avoiding me". "She's not been avoiding you, she's been waiting for you to go and talk to her, seeing as she made the first move she wanted you to meet her half way, you dumb fuck" he said quietly "Told you so" butted in Remus as he came through into the lounge. Harry pinched the skin at the top of his nose, this was starting to give him a headache "Continue" "Remus pretty much told me to go and talk to her or to you but Sirius told me that the quickest way to find if Hermione likes me is to see if she gets jealous if I flirt with another witch, as the fates would have an old flame of mine happened to be in the pub and it just seemed like the easiest thing to do". Severus scowled at Harry who was rolling on the floor with laughter "Why are you laughing? There is nothing remotely funny about this situation". "You... took...dating...advice...from...Pads?," gasped Harry trying to catch his breath from laughing too much. "Hell, even Ron doesn't take dating advice from Sirius, the man's great for advice if you want a quick lay but relationships? I don't think he actually knows that word exists!" "Hey I'm right here you know" Sirius said looking affronted. "So Hermione is upset?" asked Severus already knowing the answer. "Look if I were you I'd be glad it's me here and not her, otherwise I don't think either of you would have anything left of your favorite appendages, quite frankly the only reason I'm here is because Hermione is my family and I will do anything in my power to protect her. But last night was just sheer idiocy so I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. However I do not want whatever you lot got up to last night with the bimbo and her friends being spread round the castle?" Harry spoke directly to Sirius as he said this who muttering something to Severus about flexibility in witches. His green eyes flashed a warning to his godfather "As a extra precaution those tattoos will stop there until I remove them. Severus as to how you make things right with my girl only you will be able to do that, however I will tell her exactly what you told me, if anything the fact you took dating advice from Sirius will cheer her up no end." He ran his hands through his already messy hair. "Harry will she ever forgive me?" Severus asked hopefully. "To be perfectly honest Severus that's up to Hermione, but to coin a phrase "Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned" and Hermione's no exception to that rule, but once she calms down and sees things rationally again who knows. Now I will release you both and leave you two love birds to get ready while I walk and talk with Remus about his early morning visit to Minnie on the way to breakfast." Sirius growled "You'd better sleep with one eye open Harry because there will be pay back for this." Harry chuckled "From you old man? I think not because you forget two things, Firstly I have evidence of you snuggled up to Severus in your lovely red silk posing pouch" he showed them to Remus who let out a loud guffaw "And secondly nothing is going to remove that tattoo unless I allow it, you can't even cover it with a glamor". Remus was trying to hold in a laugh "You've got to hand it to him Pads that prank is definitely Marauder material, Harry shall we head to breakfast?" "Certainly, see you later guys" Harry and Remus strolled out of the rooms leaving the two men to their thoughts. "You know Remus, Lady luck smiled on you today by having Minnie summon you. "How do you work that one out Harry?" asked Remus Harry grinned at his longtime friend "Easy you'd have got a matching tattoo, now tell me what did Minnie the minx want at this time in the morning?" "You're not going to believe this, our minstery is currently entertaining an American ambassador for their Vampire community, and Kingsley in his wisdom has decided to send him up here so he can tell our lovely young students all about life without a secrecy act hanging over them and how Vampire regions and their hierarchy work. He will be here later tonight to be introduced to the rest of the castle, and as I'm the DADA teacher I'm the one to look after him" he said in a weary voice. They had arrived at the bottom of the great stairs, and Harry told Remus that he'd better go and get Hermione otherwise he'd be in the dog house as well, the two men said their good byes and went off in opposite directions. A/N: Okay my lovely readers, I hope this appeases your thirst for blood. There's free cyber cookies and chocolate for those of you who work out who our mystery Vampire is. As I've told some of my lovely reviewers there is a happy ending for our favorite couple even if we can't see it yet because of the bumps and turns on life's eternal road. BTW, Harry wanted me to tell you that those photos were worth the mental anguish of seeing Sirius in a posing pouch. Love to you all. *smiles sweetly * Xx
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