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Sneaking Around Konoha	By : enchanted_nightingale Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 9779 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Title: Sneaking Around Konoha

Author: enchanted nightingale

Beta: pussycatadamah

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me. I only use them in my plot for fun.

Summary: Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem.

Pair: Harry Potter/ Kakashi Hatake

Chapter 10

Kakashi became part of the Potter-Lupin household. For three months he was an almost permanent fixture. He visited Harry at both the store and the house. Kakashi spent most of the nights with Harry, not necessarily having sex with his lover, just hanging around him. Not having to sneak around when Teddy was in the house was also a very good thing. Not that they were too blatant in front of the kid; Teddy had not caught them in bed again either, just making out, a couple of times just groping. Harry's godson was also rather mature about it and very cute when he got into his 'Get a room' stage. Having meals together, all three of them or just Harry and him, was a novelty for Kakashi who was used to either having his meals in restaurants and food stands, seldom cooking at home as he was not spending much time there except to sleep and bathe. He was a neat person, but Harry was even better at housekeeping. He was not obsessively neat, but he did keep a clean house, even when there was orderly chaos around. And his lover had really amazing cooking skills, a very nice bonus. The J�nin had been away for five days on a mission and he returned to his house first to clean up. He visited Harry's house around noon the next day, after he briefed the Hokage on the particulars of his mission. What he met with was not what he expected.

"What happened in here?" Kakashi asked.

The J�nin looked around the room. It was tidy, yes. But there were banners around the place, all saying 'Happy Birthday' in bright colours. There was a table set up and trays were already loaded there. Cups, plates, more chairs than Kakashi knew Harry to have.

"Kakashi!" the green eyed man exclaimed from the kitchen door. He walked over to the J�nin and gave him a passionate kiss. Kakashi leaned in and deepened it.

"Hey Har-Guys! Get a room!" Teddy exclaimed as he came into the room.

The two lovers broke their kiss and turned to the genin.

"You wanted something Teddy?" Harry asked.

"I personally delivered the last of the invitations," Teddy announced.

"Good," his godfather told him.

"I did not get one," Kakashi complained.

Teddy, seeing the smile on his mentor's face rolled his amber eyes. "Of course you are invited. Not mentioning the fact that you and Harry are sleeping together, you are my J�nin instructor. I won't risk extra training," the soon to be ten year old stated.

The two adults rolled their eyes.

"Go get changed Teddy," Harry told his nephew.

The boy smiled and took off.

"Have you eaten anything?" the green eyed man asked Kakashi.

The J�nin shrugged. "Sure, I had breakfast."

"Come in the kitchen to get a snack then. You can eat later. Most of the food I made are for the army of hellions that will be arriving soon."

"Really Harry, a birthday party?" Kakashi rubbed his chin. There was stubble growing there, he would need shaving soon.

"He deserves it," the proud godfather told him.

"I did not bring a present," the silver haired man admitted.

"Too bored to go out now?" Harry knowingly asked.

"My feet are killing me."

Harry frowned. "You did not get hurt, did you?"

"No, I did not engage in a fight, I just ran a lot."

The wizard shook his head. "There's a bed upstairs."

"I'll just sit here and sample your food."

"One plate coming up," Harry told him.

Not two minutes later and Kakashi had a filled plate with a bit of everything on his plate. Traditional dishes and the unique foods Harry liked cooking were side by side. The J�nin tucked in and Harry continued bustling around in the kitchen.

"How many are you expecting?" Kakashi asked his lover.

"Well," Harry paused to consider. "Three members of his team, a couple of boys from the Nara clan and one from the Yamanaka; Teddy met them because of Kenji and Akihiko. Well, Team 2, I think, it was the other team that graduated the Academy and actually passed. They also have no girls on the team, Teddy was adamant on no girls attending."

"Still terrified of fan girls?" the J�nin smirked.

The green eyed wizard snorted. "You bet. Also, there's Kurenai and her husband and kid, for a while at least. Half a dozen civilians, boys and girls; Teddy used to play with them and kept contact," Harry continued. "Oh! He invited Team 7, your former team as well. Apparently he likes Sasuke and Naruto. He's a bit scared of the girl, Haruno I believe?"

"Wise boy," Kakashi approved. He took a bite of a tuna sandwich. "This is good."

"Thank you. Are those old students of yours...?"

"Crazy?"

Harry chuckled. "All you ninjas are a bit crazy," he told his lover.

Kakashi did not refute this.

"Are they really good to the kids I mean. Teddy was very excited about the Uchiha that sparred with him."

"They genuinely like the brats," Kakashi told Harry. "And I oversee the training. Plus, you are going to have three J�nin in the house. We can discipline the hellions."

"You cannot use death threats Kakashi," the dark haired man reminded the ninja.

"Damn! I forgot about that!"

Harry chuckled.

"So, will there be cake?" the J�nin asked.

"Can you imagine the mutiny if I decided to forgo the cake?"

The two adults shared a laugh.

Teddy was all dressed up and ready for his friends to arrive. He was dressed in his favourite jeans and a green shirt, freshly showered and bouncing on his feet as he waited by the door.

Kakashi was coming from the kitchen, belly full and mask in place.

"Hello there," he eyed the kid. "Excited?"

Teddy smiled and nodded. "Hana is coming!"

"A girl you like?" the J�nin asked.

The kid grimaced. "Not like that! She's the only one that's not a fan girl, well, for me at least. She likes Akihiko though," his face scrunched up.

Kakashi bit back a smile. "Is that so?" he loved getting the dirt on his cute little students.

The doorbell rang then and the two ninjas turned.

"They're here!" Teddy called out before reaching for the door. It was Kenji with two more Aburame's.

"Hello birthday boy!" Kenji yelled.

Teddy braved the tackle and the hug. After that a gift was shoved towards him and the Aburame's stepped inside the house.

"You remember these two," Kenji pointed at a long haired boy first and a short haired boy with spikes.

"Welcome Sano and Shiro," Teddy told each of them.

The kids paused to stare at the J�nin who was hovering nearby.

"I don't bite," Kakashi told them.

"Play nice," Harry said from behind him. "Welcome boys. Come on in. We have snacks and lots of room. Teddy..."

"On it!"

The doorbell rang again and the metamorphmagus groaned.

"I'll get that!" Teddy yelled. "Akihiko! Welcome!"

One hour later the house was filled with children. Harry was by the door and he was the one to open the door for Kurenai and her family.

"Pretty loud," Asuma commented even before he stepped inside.

Harry smirked. "Then brace yourself. You have years ahead of you filled with birthday parties."

Asuma groaned. "Can we return it?" he asked his wife.

Kurenai rolled her eyes and handed Isamu to Harry.

The wizard cuddled the baby with relish.

"Wishing for another one of those?" the female J�nin asked.

Harry sighed. "Yes," he admitted. "But then I remember the sleepless nights, the diapers, potty training and the insane urge miraculously disappears."

Asuma and Kurenai laughed.

"Come on in," Harry told them. "I'll set this prince up in my bedroom. The upper house is off limits to the little monsters. Asuma, you will find sanctuary and company in the kitchen."

Sarutobi Asuma shot Harry a confused look but he followed the green eyed man's directions to the kitchen. Harry and Kurenai headed for the wizard's room. On the way they dodged a couple of sugar high menaces.

"Who is in the kitchen?" the kunoichi asked.

"Hatake Kakashi," the wizard responded.

Kurenai tripped on the stairs but managed to gain her balance.

"What?" she asked, not believing her ears.

"You heard me," Harry opened the door to his bedroom.

Kurenai entered behind him, still blinking.

"Harry, is there something you want to tell me?"

"No, not really?"

"Harry."

"Kurenai."

"Knock it off! I knew it; I noticed something back when you two came to visit me at the hospital," Kurenai muttered.

"What?"

"I was even going to help you two along..."

Harry groaned. "Just tell me you were not going to go via the blind date route?"

"Can't say that."

The wizard groaned again. He carefully put Isamu down on his bed and he and Kurenai placed big pillows all round, making a barrier to make sure the baby boy did not roll off the bed.

When they had secured the baby Harry sat by the bed and Kurenai preferred to stand and look at him.

"It was there, the subtle glances..."

"Kurenai," Harry softly exhaled. "Don't make me say it."

"What?"

"We were just using each other for sex alright?" Harry told her.

"Really?"

Harry stared.

"Oh," Kurenai muttered. "Are you still..."

"He says he wants to court me," Harry admitted reluctantly.

"And?"

"And that's not a subject for tonight. We better get downstairs. I have set up a radio to hear if Isamu so much as twitches."

"Harry! I'm dying of curiosity here!"

"Yes, yes, that's what you always say," Harry waved her off. "Now, no comments to Kakashi or I won't baby sit again."

"You dare threaten me?"

"I can go awhile without seeing Isamu but I'm a guy, I have needs. I don't want you going and making Kakashi angry," Harry stated.

"You got a deal," Kurenai muttered reluctantly.

Naruto shifted from foot to foot.

"I still cannot believe you made us come to a ten year olds birthday," Sakura muttered. She eyed the presents, one each, they had bought.

"Well, he made us," the blond pointed at the Uchiha.

"You dragged me to the market Naruto," Sasuke reminded his friend.

"Details," the demon vessel muttered.

"There's a lot of noise," Sakura muttered. "Should I ring the doorbell again? Naruto! Stop eyeing the garden!"

The blond dodged her fist.

"What? These plants are very nice," Naruto muttered. "I have never even seen half of them in Konoha."

The door opened just then and the birthday boy smiled at them.

"You actually came!" he chirped. "Come in!"

"Happy birthday," Team 7 told the boy.

They handed Teddy the gifts but the kid was more than happy to see them than the presents, something that Sakura found bizarre.

"I'll bring Harry around," Teddy told them. "I really want him to meet you guys."

"Your godfather, right?" Naruto recalled.

"Yes! If you want to eat there's an open buffet, just help yourselves. As you are adults there's alcohol in the kitchen just so you know."

"We'll take a look around," Sakura assured the boy.

Sasuke nodded and Teddy smiled at the Uchiha before dashing off.

"That kid worships you," Naruto told Sasuke.

"And he does not stalk me," Sasuke added smugly.

Blue eyes narrowed. "Was that a jib at Konohamaru?"

Sasuke just smirked.

Asuma and Kakashi continued their staring.

"So," the former Hokage's son muttered. "How come you are here?"

"Team 5, my genin team," Kakashi commented.

"Pull the other one," Asuma told him.

Kakashi shrugged, "I'm sleeping with Harry."

Asuma choked.

"Are you okay?" Kakashi asked with fake concern. "Do you want any water?"

"I'm not thirsty."

"I was going to throw it at you," the silver haired J�nin responded.

Asuma glared at his comrade. "Knock it off," he warned. "I ask questions. That's the least the others are going to do once they find out."

"We are not exactly going all over the village and making out," Kakashi commented. "Although we did kind of have sex in an alley once or twice."

The other man groaned. "I do not need to know the details Hatake. Damn, I need a smoke."

"Not inside the house," Harry called out from the door. "And I heard that conversation."

Kakashi eyed Kurenai. "Why are you staring?" he asked her.

"I'm trying to find out what Harry finds so attractive on you," Kurenai told him.

"My big co.."

"Finish that," Harry hissed at his lover. "I dare you."

"Harry!" Teddy barrelled in the kitchen. He eyed all the stiff adults. "Okay, whatever tiff you are having can wait. Sasuke's here!" He gave a bounce like he was doing a lot that day.

"Let's see this guy," Harry muttered and followed after his excited godson.

Kakashi was left alone with the other two J�nin.

"Kakashi," Kurenai started.

"Butt out," Kakashi told her.

"Excuse me?"

"This is between Harry and me. It's private, it's new, so again, butt out," Kakashi told her. He pointedly picked up a tray. "Now, canapés?"

"Teddy, love, I need my arm," Harry told his godson.

"Oh, Harry, don't be so dramatic," the kid replied.

"Dramatic? Am I being dramatic?"

"If you faint I'll still drag you to meet them," Teddy warned.

Harry smiled. "That I believe."

They passed by the sitting room where all the furniture had been spelled not to break or stain. The kids had formed several groups. Harry had planned ahead, having several board games out. He had even sanctioned part of the gardens so that they could play with the balls he had out. So far there had been no trouble despite the fact that these kids were both shinobi and civilians. Teddy's civilian friends were a bit in awe of their shinobi peers but as no taunting or fights broke out Harry was pleased.

Harry's godson led him to the buffet where three people stood, glancing around. They were in their late teens and being around so many kids made them feel a bit overwhelmed, Harry realized. He recognised them easily. The pink hair, that blond head and the dark haired one. Team 7 was looking at them.

"Harry," Teddy came to a stop in front of Kakashi's former team. "These guys are Team 7. This is Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Naruto Uzumaki. Guys, this is my godfather, Potter Harry."

The green eyed wizard nodded at them, "Please to meet you. And welcome to our home. It is usually less loud but equally colourful."

"Thank you for having us," Sakura bowed her head, nudging her team-mates into action. Sasuke offered a nod and Naruto bowed awkwardly.

"Well, please, help yourselves to the food," Harry told them. "We will be cutting the cake soon enough."

"It's chocolate!" Teddy chirped. Then a dreamy look appeared on his face. "With extra chocolate chip and biscuits. Heaven..."

The teens quirked their lips at Teddy's response and Harry gave his godson a fond smile. Teddy, despite his maturity and eloquence and being a soldier was a ten year old kid. And he was Remus Lupin's son; the little chocoholic could not be another's. Harry had fought tooth and nail to not let Teddy get addicted to chocolate and failed spectacularly.

Harry coughed. "Yes, quite, Teddy. Why don't you entertain your guests? Explain the foods? I'll be in the kitchen."

"Miss Kurenai wanted to maim Kakashi," Teddy nodded sagely.

His godfather snorted. "Yes well, she cannot. And her husband is not going to be any help so I better get back in there."

"Kakashi's here?" Sakura asked.

Teddy nodded.

"Kurenai and Asuma as well?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke shot Harry a calculating look. The civilian certainly looked at ease despite having so many shinobi around.

"Yes, Kurenai is a friend and she married Asuma so he is here," Harry responded. "They brought Isamu as well but that little squirt is sleeping upstairs."

Sakura smiled. "Oh, I so want to see him."

"Well, you need to get past the mother bear first so the kitchen is at the end of that hallway," Harry told her.

The pink haired girl smiled and nodded.

"I could do with a cup of sake," Sasuke admitted.

"The kitchen it is for all of us," Harry decided.

Right then Kenji came along with one of the civilian boys, a brown haired, brown eyed kid named Geko.

"Teddy!" both boys whined. "You promised to show us how to play exploding snap!"

Harry chuckled. "Just be careful of your eyebrows," was his sage advice. It made Teddy giggle.

"Why?" Geko asked.

"Come on," Teddy took his elbow and Kenji's and led them both away, explaining the game as they went.

Kurenai and Asuma were munching on the canapés Harry had made for the party, as per Kakashi's insistence. They kept quiet about his relationship with Harry, not willing to make any ruckus and ruin Teddy's birthday party.

Kakashi kept an eye on the door and was the first to see Harry return, followed by three teens.

"Kakashi," Sakura greeted the man. She still would not meet his eyes properly but at least she was proud she was no longer blushing.

Naruto bounced and waved at the silver haired man while Sasuke just eyed the man.

"Well, my little ducklings, can't keep away from me can you?" Kakashi teased.

"Stop teasing us," Naruto pouted.

"But it's so much fun!" Kakashi protested.

"Oh! Potter-san..." Sakura murmured. Her eyes were on some of the trays in the kitchen. "What is this?"

"Pizza," Harry responded. "And just call me Harry, okay? Kurenai, this young lady would like to meet your spawn."

"Don't call Isamu a spawn Harry," the proud mother chided.

"He is though," Asuma mused. "He was up again all night."

"He is her spawn," Kakashi agreed.

"Hey, talk better about my spaw...er, kid," Kurenai raged.

The adults cracked up.

"Come with me Sakura," Kurenai told the girl. "Let's get away from those barbarians."

"I resent that!" Kakashi protested.

"I don't," Harry replied. "I knew a Kaguya once," he recalled. "Odd people."

The shinobi eyed Harry.

"What?" the wizard blinked at them.

"One of these days," Kurenai sighed, "you will tell me of your adventures before you joined Konoha."

"When I'm certain you won't get an ulcer," Harry agreed. He turned to ask Kakashi something and Sakura gasped inaudibly.

Kurenai saw the girl pale and then blush and she narrowed her eyes.

"Sakura," she said. "Let's check on Isamu know," she decided and dragged the pink haired woman after her. She wanted to drill the girl for answers now.

The men watched them go and shrugged.

"Anyone want pie?" Harry asked.

"Me! Me! Me!" Naruto called out.

Harry smiled, happy to have someone willing to taste his cooking. Now he knew why Molly Weasley had always been so eager to please friends and family and even strangers, with her hospitality and cooking. There really was something gratifying in making people happy.

Naruto watched the dark haired, green eyed man.

Potter Harry, Lupin Teddy's mysterious godfather.

The blond did not know what to think. The man was kind, welcoming and unlike most civilians he seemed to honestly like him. Harry did not look wary or afraid of being around shinobi either, never mind the fact that his godson was one. He was friends with Kurenai, the genjutsu mistress, tentative acquaintances with Asuma and quite chummy with Kakashi, though why that pervert was around Harry Naruto could not guess. The man felt a lot like Teddy. There was a bit of a feral energy around him and that thrumming power that made the fox think him dangerous. How could that man be dangerous Naruto could not say. That he was rather familiar, that he could say. But try as he might, he could not recall where he had met the guy before. He felt relaxing a bit around the man and he hated that everything in Harry made him want to let his guard down. There was something seriously dangerous about him. He would find out eventually, just not today. He hoped it was nothing bad because he really liked the guy and the kid.

The sitting room was rather crowded as they all gathered all around a huge cake. Harry had really done the impossible this time. The cake was shaped like Teddy, much to the kid's horror and their guests' amusement. This teddy was about a metre long, had blue hair and amber eyes of sprinkled coloured sugar and the rest of this was made of chocolate.

"Happy birthday to you!" the kids sang in various tunes and tones.

Teddy sang along in a particularly off key way, a huge smile on his face. Naruto's face was smiling widely as he sang in a loud voice along with Kenji and Geko.

"...happy birthday to you!"

"Make a wish," Harry whispered to his godson.

Teddy smiled, closed his eyes and when he opened them he blew out the candles.

Their friends all clapped.

"I get dibs on the head!" Teddy announced.

"I want a leg then," Kenji announced.

"Me too!"

"An arm!"

"The eyes look delicious..."

Teddy sniffed in mock hurt. "You cannibals!"

"Well, your arms do look amazing?" Naruto commented while eyeing the cake.

Even Sasuke looked interested and he was not one to like sweet things.

"Why thank you," Harry said. He had the knife and an army of plates. He started taking off the candles and cutting the cake to pieces, generous pieces for each of his guests. The children were surprisingly quiet when they started eating the cake and soon the older guests realized why.

"This is divine," Kurenai sighed.

Sakura had closed her eyes and savoured the taste.

Naruto's eyes had gone wide. He turned to Harry. "Marry me?" he asked.

Kakashi swatted at his head. "No," he replied instead of Harry.

Asuma snorted at Kakashi's response but he too loved the cake.

"Gods, Harry," Kenji came towards the green eyed man. His plate was clean. "You really need to change occupation."

"If you opened a sweet shop he would be a permanent fixture," Akihiko remarked.

"I would too!" Kenji nodded. "I would not mind serving customers in exchange for dessert."

"You are shinobi," Teddy reminded him. "You cannot just drop out when you are a genin."

Kenji pouted. "Stop stomping on my dreams."

"Thank you for the cake," Sasuke told Harry in a dignified way. "It was rather delicious."

"I'm happy you liked the cake," the green eyed wizard told him.

"Any chance for a second helping?" Naruto asked and Kenji perked up.

Harry beamed. "Of course!"

Naruto and Kenji shared a look before shouting "YES!" fists punching the air.

Kakashi went to bed rather full that night.

The party had ended around six that evening. The civilian parents came to pick their kids up while the ninja just went home by themselves. Team 7 ended up staying for a while, mingling with the younger kids, in Naruto's case, cooing over Isamu in Sakura's case and chatting around with the older people when it was unavoidable in Sasuke's case. Kurenai and Asuma had left a bit earlier with Isamu but not before Harry made a package with a bit of everything (and some extra cake) for them. There had been a lot of leftovers. He had even sent Kenji and Akihiko home with some, much to their delight. The wizard had made a care package for Naruto and Sasuke as well after Kakashi let it be known that they were living alone and that neither of them were great cooks. Sasuke had been surprised and accepted them with little fuss. The blond had been even more surprised and had gone surprisingly quiet before thanking Harry in a low voice.

Kakashi had offered to help Harry clean up but the man had given Kakashi a small, secretive smile and sent him upstairs to ready the bath for him. Teddy had also been sent to shower and then straight to bed as the kid was exhausted. All the excitement and the sugar had run their course and left Teddy dozing on his feet. Kakashi did not know that Harry was finished cleaning the house in ten minutes. All the plastic plates and cups were thrown away, the food packed away and the floors and walls cleaned, the extra chairs vanished and everything was as it was before the party with simple swishes and flicks of Harry's wand.

When Harry joined his lover later for a long, relaxing bath Kakashi was puzzle by the green eyed man's vitality and the way he was all over him. He pushed those thoughts away and he decided to just enjoy his lover's attention.

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