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"Why Me?"	By : SpeedyTomato Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male Views: 88152 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 8
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Chapter 10:

Oh no, you did not do that!

After divesting himself of his new jacket then the chaps and kicking his boots off, Harry flopped on the bed, groaning. He was tired after all the running around they had done. Luckily, the packages had all been picked up by the elves and were put up, so they didn't have to do it.
Propping himself up on his elbows, he looked at Sirius, who was fingering the nightstick he had Malfoy buy. “Do I want to know what you're going to do with that?” He asked, chuckling.
“Not what Malfoy the pervert is fantasizing, that's for damned sure,” Sirius laughed, tossing it aside onto the chair. Coming over, he sat down by Harry with a groan. “It's going to be for you, actually. I'll explain it all when we get downstairs and start to charm it. Let's call it protection from perverts, one in particular.”
Laughing, Harry nodded then said, “This should be good!”
“You'll love it,” Sirius snickered, grinning evilly.
“I imagine,” Harry chuckled, shaking his head. Looking at his godfather, who had yet to remove his jacket and other things, he said, softly, “Those do look good on you.”
Looking down, Sirius grinned again then said, “Alright, I'm going to admit that I do like the outfit. Just not for the reason the great pervert does, I think.” Glancing at his godson, seeing the way Harry was looking at him, he lowered his voice and said, “Truthfully? Yours looks good on you too, Harry.”
Flushing slightly, Harry gave a sheepish grin then nodded before saying a hushed, “Thanks.”
Flopping onto his side, Sirius put a hand on Harry's head and kissed him softly. He assumed, with that look and the one his godson had given him in the store that they were indicative of more than something benign. With how Harry was, he was positive that his godson wouldn't push for anything, being too embarrassed to do so. So, he thought this might be the better way to go about it.
Though stunned by the kiss, caught completely off guard, and embarrassed by it, Harry leaned into it, wrapping his arms around Sirius. This felt good and he liked it.
Liking that Harry went with it, rather than pulling back, Sirius broke off the kiss and looked at him, smiling. “That felt good,” he muttered. Grabbing his wand, he cast a locking charm on both doors leading to his room, one that he had learned in Auror training that wasn't well known and a silencing charm so they wouldn't be bothered by anything. Once that was done, he tossed his wand on the bed and pulled Harry back into another kiss. Oh, this felt good.
Wrapping himself around Sirius, Harry kissed him back, pleased with this. He wasn't sure if it was the bond or that Sirius was better at this than Cho had been, but it definitely felt good!

In his room, Lucius was sitting on the bed petting the ferrets that were lounging on his shoulders while he waited for the elves to set up one of the three cages he had purchased. One of them was going to stay in his room, another was going to go downstairs and the third in Black and Potter's room. For now, until he presented the ferrets to Harry at dinner time, he was going to wait to have them set up the other two so as not to give away the surprise.
Rubbing the noses of the two creatures, he smirked when they nuzzled him and made contented noises. They were creatures he already liked. Though they may be a gift for Harry, something he hoped would work similar to a bribe to get the young man to calm down around him and not be so wary, he was already attached to them, seeing them as something similar to 'his'. He didn't suppose Harry would object much. After all, they were all going to be staying together so it didn't matter.
Just as the elves were putting the finishing touches on the cage, Lucius' head came up and he became very agitated. Head whipping the direction of the door that separated his room from Black's, his eyes widened. Though he didn't know how he knew it, he did; Black and Potter were involved in something that had erotic undertones to it. He supposed, in the scant amount of time he thought about it, that it was the bond between them telling him what was going on, but he was still all but twitching from it.
Standing, not sure what to do, he stared at the door. Seriously, if something sexual was being pushed for, he was going to be joining in! That's all there was to it! Hissing, he petted the ferrets then put them in the cage, telling them that he would be back soon. Then, striding towards the door that connected the rooms, he fully planned to join the two in whatever was going on.
Putting a hand on the doorknob, he tried to let himself in, but snarled when he found it locked with a spell. Pulling his wand, he cast the most basic of ones, figuring that would work. It didn't. Trying a couple others he knew, he was snarling louder when none of them had the desired effect. Oh no, Black was not going to keep him out this easily!
Huffing, glowering at the door, Lucius then turned and strode out of the room, slamming the door behind him. Making his way down the hall, he reached Black's door then tried the same thing. It was the same result. Snarling, he then kicked the door, wincing as the only effect that had was to hurt his foot. Eyes narrowing at the wooden obstruction to him joining in on the fun, he hammered on the door with his fist. “Black! I do not know what you are doing in there, but I am required to join in! I'm the third in this bond and you cannot cut me out! I refuse to allow that! Open up, man!”
Standing there, waiting a few minutes, hearing no results, he huffed, stomping his foot on the floor. He would not be ignored. Pounding again, he waited. Again, no response. Baring his teeth at it, he pulled his wand and shot a blasting hex at the door. Oh no, they were not going to exclude him! However, it seemed that Black's room had the standard spells on the door that most had; immune to people taking it apart in any way. This was not right!
Plastering himself to the door, he banged on it with the palm of his hand, twitching. He needed to join in! He didn't care what it was, he should be included! If nothing else, he should at least be allowed to watch! After all, seeing Potter and Black doing something was bound to be highly erotic to witness. He could just sit back, relax and enjoy the show. Even that had its own merits. Better yet, he could probably persuade them to allow him to participate when they hit a certain level of arousal. With that he reminded himself that he had to work on the whole 'trust' thing with the two of them. As they were both viewing him with suspicion, he wasn't going to get very far here. No, that couldn't be allowed to continue.
Whimpering, begging to be let in as the minutes stretched on, Lucius groaned when he felt his cock harden under his robes, flattened against the door that was his barrier to getting some form of release. Never in his life had he been denied something like this and it was so very wrong! Starting to bang his head on the wood as he continued to pound on it, he was muttering names for Black under his breath, sure it was Sirius that was denying him the ability to join in, wanting to keep Potter to himself. No, he could not allow that to happen. He was part of this bond and Black was going to deal with it, not deny him his rights!

Breaking off the kissing when he felt himself start to really harden, Sirius looked down at Harry, panting. Giving a roguish grin, he chuckled then said, “That was good!”
“Bloody brilliant if you ask me,” Harry shot back, still panting heavily. “Definitely better than the only other time I did it, aside from the bit with Lucius. That was driven by the spell, though.”
“Well, I do believe I've had a tad more experience than Cho, Harry,” Sirius snickered, looking down at him.
“I guess I didn't think about it that way,” Harry chuckled, flushing slightly. He was hard from the sensations of it and a little embarrassed by it.
Seeing the look on Harry's face, Sirius ran his fingers through his hair then told him, softly, “Nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just me. If you like it, there is nothing wrong with it. Besides, the bond, I bet, is going to push us there anyway. May as well enjoy. After all, it's not like I’m going to make fun of you or anything.”
“True,” Harry sighed, looking up at him. “Just still getting used to it, you know?”
“Yeah, I get it. Don't worry about it.” Sirius told him firmly. Sitting up, he then pulled Harry into a sitting position as well and slipped an arm around him. “You're young still and new at it so embarrassment comes with the territory. It's nothing to worry about and you'll get over it soon.”
Nodding, leaning against Sirius, Harry sighed. He liked what they had just done so he wasn't going to say much about that end of things. Quietly, he said, “I think we need to get with Remus to see just what effects this bond has. We haven’t yet, what with all the insanity.”
“True, we haven't. We need to though.” Stopping, Sirius thought it over then said, “How about this—let's grab the nightstick and while we work on charming it, we have Remus fill us in as to what he found. That way we not only give you a good charms lesson while working on something you're going to need, but we'll get information we probably should have so we don't get blindsided by something.”
“Works for me,” Harry said with a firm nod.
Standing, Sirius said, “Let me get rid of the leather here and we'll head downstairs.” Seeing Harry nod, standing and stretching, he then stripped out of the jacket before taking the chaps off. Grabbing the nightstick and some books, he then put a hand on his godson's back and said, “Let's go get started.”
After guiding Harry to the door, Sirius explained the charms on the door and took them down before opening it. He then gave a startled yelp, jumping back, when Malfoy tumbled to the floor, landing on his face. “What the hell, Malfoy? What are you doing?” He asked, completely bewildered.
Squawking at being unceremoniously dumped on his face, Lucius quickly bounced to his feet then glared at Black while smoothing down his robes, hoping his erection wouldn't show. “You were excluding me!” He snapped, glowering at the two.
Bewildered look crossing his face, Sirius asked, “What? Excluding you? What do you mean by that?”
“Something erotic was going on and you were excluding me!” Lucius huffed, straightening his hair. Looking between the two, he hissed, “That is not right! I'm included in this bond, so you can't exclude me!”
Flushing, rubbing his eyes, Harry groaned.
Looking at Malfoy, Sirius asked, curious, “And how do you know what we were doing? And what exactly were we doing?”
Huffing, Lucius sniffed, “The bond. It was telling me you were doing something that could lead to an erotic encounter of some sort. I don't know what exactly you were doing, just that. I could feel it, Black!”
Rubbing his chin, looking at his flushed godson, Sirius said, “Alright, I didn't know it would do that.” Stopping, he then glared at Malfoy and hissed, “First, we weren't doing anything 'erotic', we were snogging, not that it's any of your business, Malfoy! Second, you don't have a 'right' to join in anything! If we let you fine, if not you'll have to deal with it. Got me?”
“I do so,” Lucius ground out, glaring at the man, arms folded over his chest. “I'm part of this as well, Black! It wasn't my choice to become involved, as you well know. All of us are. That includes me!”
Glowering at the prat, Sirius said, “You may be included in the bond, but that doesn't give you a right to demand anything. Everything is by choice here, Malfoy. Remember that.” Giving the prat another dark look, he jerked his head for Harry to follow him then started down the stairs.
Huffing, glowering at Black's back, though adoring the view of both his and Potter's backsides encased in the jeans they were wearing, something that would feed a few fantasies until he got this all moving in the direction he wanted, Lucius then stomped back to his room, muttering to himself. Oh, he would be included in everything and anything, that was for damned sure! He just had to figure out a way to go about it was all. Mind circling to the problem he had just encountered, he decided to call in a couple elves to see if he couldn't negate it from happening again. After all, it would do no good to know something was going on if he couldn't get in to participate!

Sitting down at the kitchen table after grabbing a drink for both Harry and himself, Sirius put the nightstick on it, grinning.
Figuring this was going to be amusing, Remus asked, “Alright, what are we going to charm this to do?”
“It's called a PervertStick. We're going to charm it to whack Malfoy every time he steps into the realm of being a pervert with Harry. Not only will it protect Harry, but it'll teach him to recognize signs that Malfoy is trying something.”
“Which will mean Lucius will be completely black and blue within twenty-four hours and need to bathe in bruise cream,” Severus snorted, utterly amused by the idea, adoring the mental image of Lucius being beaten within an inch of his life with the thing on a daily basis.
Shaking his head, rubbing his eyes, Remus was smiling then chortled, “Okay, I get it. Do you even know where to start with this, Sirius?”
“I do,” Sirius told him firmly, dumping the books he carried down with him onto the table. “The base will be just slightly modified self defense charms. Those are easy enough to work with. We then key it in to Malfoy's magical signature, easy enough as well. The pervert part is going to be a little harder, but there are some charms to recognize behavior. Those I think will work as we should be able to modify them.”
Taking a few of the books, Remus opened them and began to scan the tables of contents, looking for what might be useful. “It's going to take some time to do this I think,” he muttered, distracted.
“I believe I know the basic charms to apply. Those should be sufficient to give us a jumping off point,” Snape said, readying his wand.
Pushing the nightstick over to Snape, Sirius said, “Have at it. We'll modify them from there.” Looking at Remus, he said, “While we work, we want you to fill us in on what you found out about the bond. I think we have one thing sussed beyond what we already know. We want to at least be somewhat prepared for what is coming here.”
Nodding at that, Remus said, “I have some information, enough to get you started anyway. I'm still going through the mass of stuff Albus gave me on it so give me some time to get a complete picture of what is going on before I can give you more.”

By the standard time for dinner being served, Lucius had composed himself the best he could. A quick session with his hand and some delicious mental images of the two was enough to put him in a better mood. Ensuring his robes were immaculate, he picked up the ferrets then persuaded them into his robes, cautioning them to stay quiet and behave, he made his way down the stairs.
Stepping into the kitchen, he was pleased to see that dinner was just being set on the table. Taking a seat at the head of it, he looked around, nodding at the spread. Glancing at Harry and Black, both of whom were eying him suspiciously, he slid what he hoped was a pleasant look on his face then said smoothly, “Harry, I have a gift for you.”
Stiffening up, Harry shot Sirius a slightly panicked look then eyed Malfoy apprehensively. “What kind of surprise?” This—hell he had no idea what this could involve and imagined that it was probably perverted, at least in some way.
Quickly, Lucius coaxed the ferrets out and held them out for the young man. “I bought them for you, along with the complete setup for them. They are amusing, so I figured you might like them.”

Taking the creatures, Harry shook his head, brow furrowed, looking down at them. A glance at Sirius showed him his godfather was rubbing his eyes in a weary way and he could hear him groan. “Thanks,” Harry managed to stammer out, not sure what to say. They were cute, that's for sure, and had been funny, but he didn't know about owning them.
Smug look on his face, Lucius asked, “So, what are you going to name them?”
Looking down at the ginger colored creatures that were now starting to crawl inside his clothes, exploring, making chattery noises, he thought about what he knew of ferrets. Giving a little bit of a grin, he said, “How about Gred and Forge? I think that will probably suit their personalities.”

“It will!” Remus chuckled, shaking his head. “And I think Fred and George will be quite flattered to have two such chaotic creatures named after them!”
Looking at the ferrets, hand over his mouth, Sirius shook his head. Oh, this was bad, very bad. Glancing at Malfoy, he said, “Have you lost your mind? Ferrets are a nightmare to deal with! Especially jarvey mixes. We have enough insanity to deal with as it is, we don't need to toss ferrets into the mix.” Sighing, he added, “Harry said he didn't want them, so why did you buy them?”
“They are rather cute,” Lucius admitted, watching the creatures while putting food on his plate. “Yes, I know Harry declined to get them, but I thought, mayhaps, he would enjoy them anyway. Besides, the saleswoman said they have been returned five times. Poor things. No, they need a good home and we'll provide it. I have a cage for them being put together in your room and the living room. There is also one in mine. So, they will have plenty of playing room as they all interconnect with a standard portal system.”
“Jarvey mixture?” Severus asked, looking at the creatures suspiciously.
“Yes,” Lucius said after taking a bite of his food. “They don't speak, so I assume they are a half and half mix. Shan't be a problem. They are quite amiable. Since coming back, they've spent time in my room with me. They liked to be held and petted. From what I’ve observed so far, they are very calm and affectionate, so I don't anticipate a problem with them.”
“Lucius, jarvey mixes are a nightmare,” Severus told him firmly. “They are worse to deal with than normal ferrets and are destructive. Add in the increase in intelligence and they are horrific. I would suggest, strongly, that you return them and not get attached.”
Waving a dismissive hand, Lucius told him, “We'll be fine, Severus. A couple small ferrets cannot cause that much chaos.”

Hearing that, Sirius rolled his eyes then groaned. Looking at Remus, who was shaking his head, he muttered, “I can tell you've never been around ferrets, Malfoy.”
“Well, no, I haven't,” Lucius admitted. “I've been around plenty of other creatures far bigger and more dangerous, so I don't expect a problem here.” Watching the two crawl on the table then steal food off, first, Harry's plate then Black's before heading in his direction, he gave an amused snort. Allowing the two to crawl on his lap and eat, he petted them. “That is most amusing. Spirited little lads, aren't they?”
Eyes widening, Harry gave Sirius a panicked look then leaned over and whispered, “Oh bloody hell, that's the same kind of thing Uncle Vernon does when Dudley pulls some stunt most would get in trouble for. I think this is going to end up bad, Sirius!”
Looking at the two devil rodents, Sirius shook his head. “Yeah, I'm agreeing here, Harry,” he mumbled. With Lucius, the two seemed to be looking up at him adoringly. However, when they glanced at the rest of them, the look wasn't adoring at all, more like they were plotting something. “This is not going to end well!”
“Lucius,” Severus said firmly, “this is not wise.” He, too, had seen this kind of behavior from Lucius before. And the end result was Draco being the way he was. Oh no, this wasn't good. The Malfoy spawn had nothing on ferrets and was probably less devious!
“Oh hush, Severus,” Lucius told him dismissively with a wave of his hand. “They are good lads and will behave. Don't worry about it.” Feeding the two tidbits off his plate, chuckling at their antics, he wasn't going to hear a word against the two cute creatures.
“Padfoot, I think you and Harry, both, better learn the strongest locking charms known to the Wizarding world. Ferrets are notorious cage-breakers,” Remus said softly, eying the two ginger colored menaces warily.
“Oh, we will, don't worry,” Sirius told him, shaking his head. He was about to say something else when one of the little fuzzy nightmares dashed across the table, snatched some of his food then took off, squeaking happily. Watching the other one do the same with Snape's, he looked at Lucius, who was chuckling at the antics. “Umm—we better get some kind of books on ferret behavior and training. That is not going to continue.”
Snarling at the creature who took off with some of his food, Severus pulled his wand and tried to get a bead on the furry little beast then snapped, “You are better off getting it on jarvey behavior. Anything over 25% jarvey mix is going to act like them rather than a standard ferret.” Shaking his head, he suggested, “Next time Hagrid comes around, I would suggest you pass them off to him. He'll be better equipped to handle them than any of you.”
“Absolutely not,” Lucius huffed, glowering at Severus. “They stay here. We'll be fine. Quit being such a nancy-boy about it, Severus. They are small animals.” Clicking his tongue, the two immediately popped into his lap and leaned against him, looking up at him adoringly as they munched on their pilfered food. Chuckling, he said, “They are rather amusing.”
Shaking his head, Sirius gave Harry a wide-eyed look, seeing a similar one there. This was bad, really bad!
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