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Disclaimer: It�s not mine! *sob* Harry, all of his
friends, and the entirety of Potterverse all belong to J.K. Rowling and I swear
that I�m not making any money off of it. BUT�Marvin is mine, mine, mine and if
you touch him I will hex you into oblivion

A/N: I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you
for all of the wonderful reviews. I really am flattered by your kind praise.
I apologize once again for how long it has taken me to get back into the grove
with all this. You guys rock, and without you I might have lost the will to
keep writing all these stories, but well�its just too much fun when I know
someone is reading! Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Auctor Rubra

Chapter 11: Devil in the Blue Dress

Marvin was slowing coming into consciousness
and as he did, he heard urgent voices speaking in whispers above him. He
cracked one eye open and was greeted by the blurry image of to faces hovering
above him. The other eye slipped open and he blinked rapidly. Soon he was
able to make out the nervous expression on one face and the look of maniacal
glee on the other. A few seconds later, he realized just who he was looking at
and launched himself from the couch he had been placed upon.

�Where the hell am I,� he
demanded. How the hell had this happened? How had he ended up in the
possession of Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley?

Malfoy was still smiling like the
Cheshire cat when he responded. �You are in Malfoy Manor, Mr. Vindeau. We
thought we�d sneak you out of Hogwarts for a bit so that we could have a
private discussion.�

Marvin snorted. �In other words,
you asked Harry if you could see me, he said no, and you resorted to
kidnapping.�

Both Malfoy and Mr. Weasley
chuckled at that. Mr. Weasley gave him an apologetic smile. �I assure you,
Marvin. You aren�t in any danger. We would just really like to ask you a few
things and Lucius decided to be impatient.�

Marvin glared hard at the two men
for a moment and then decided to take pity on them�for now. He relaxed his
defensive posture and sighed. �What exactly would you like to know?�

Mr. Weasley�s face brightened.
�Well, I asked Harry about this once, but he never did give me a straight
answer. What exactly is a rubber duck used for?�

Marvin�s mouth fell open for a
moment and then he shook his head. �You stupefied and kidnapped me to ask
about RUBBER DUCKS? Oh no, if I�m going to go through this then I�m going to
make sure that you actually learn something interesting and useful.�

�What did you have in mind,�
Lucius asked eagerly.

Marvin thought hard for a moment.
Harry would be looking for him soon, if he were not already. If he were smart,
he would ask Severus for help. Hopefully Severus would consider checking
Justin�s place. It was perfect. Malfoy and Mr. Weasley would get a little of
what they wanted and hopefully he would be saved by suppertime. �I have this
friend we can go to. His place is filled with some of the most popular muggle
items available today. Plus, he has a great internet connection and I�ll be
able to look up anything you might have questions on.�

�The internet! I�ve heard some
very interesting things from the twins about that,� Mr. Weasley said in an
excited tone.

Lucius nodded his acceptance.
�This seems like a reasonable plan. Your friend will be discreet?�

�Er�well I don�t think we should
announce that you�re wizards or anything, but we could just tell him that
you�re technologically challenged. He�d believe that.� Marvin grew thoughtful
for a moment. If he was going to put up with this, he was going to get a little
revenge out of it. �Of course, we�ll want to disguise ourselves. Harry will
be looking for me, and we wouldn�t want to leave any trace.�

Marvin said a silent prayer that
he would be able to hold in his evil smirk. He might get it past Mr. Weasley,
but Lucius would definitely catch on if he wasn�t careful.

�I�m certain that we�ll be able to
blend in with your help, Marvin,� Malfoy said with a smile.

Marvin eyed Malfoy�s long,
platinum hair for a moment and knew that he was grinning ear to ear. �I have
the perfect thing for you, Mr. Malfoy. You know I think you�ll look fantastic
in blue.�

A few hours, several
transfigurations, a leg wax, and a bit of makeup later Marvin found himself
standing outside of Justin�s apartment door, his two transformed captures in
tow. He had taken pity on Mr. Weasley, since Malfoy was obviously the
mastermind, and simply dressed the man in a ridiculous neon green leisure suit
complete with alligator boots, gold chain, and sunglasses. Malfoy on the other
hand�well he had taken all of his frustration out on the tall and usually
masculine blond. Who knew that Lucius Malfoy would be hiding a pair of very
shapely legs under his robes? A little wax and lotion was all it had taken to
make them appear to be limbs a slightly muscular female would be proud of.
With Mr. Weasley�s help, Marvin now had Lucius dressed in a long sleeved,
shimmering blue dress which hung down to the middle of the man�s calves. They
had stuffed him into a bra and then�well stuffed the bra. Marvin had freed the
man�s blond locks from his usual velvet ribbon and brushed the hair out to
cascade around the sides of his face. A slit application of eye shadow, liner,
and lipstick and Lucius made a half-decent woman�NOT. His shoulders were too
broad, his nose was too strong and aristocratic as were his chin and forehead.
He was quite obviously a man in drag. Of course, Marvin insisted that he
looked fantastic, as did Mr. Weasley. Revenge was sweet indeed, even if no one
of importance ever saw the wizard this way.

Marvin knocked on his friend�s
door and smile as Justin answered it. �Hey, man! I didn�t think you�d be back
so soon. Did you bring Steve again?�

�Nope, this time I brought a
couple of other friends.� Marvin let the wicked grin spread on his lips
again. �This is Art and this lovely lady is Lucy. They�re a bit computer
illiterate and wanted a quick lesson. Would you mind?�

�No, not at all,� Justin said
hurriedly. Marvin watched as his friend cast suspicious looks at Malfoy and
Weasley, but he still quickly ushered them in. �Go ahead and set up, I�ll just
go get some drinks.�

Marvin watched his friend leave
and frowned. Justin seemed a little out of it. Shrugging it off, he watched
as Malfoy and Weasley looked around the room with expressions of awe. �Like
what you see?�

�This is amazing, Marvin,� Mr.
Weasley said in a quiet voice.

Marvin listened to the sounds of
Justin rummaging around in the kitchen. He was just about to go see if his
friend needed any help when the door exploded behind him. Whirling around,
Marvin�s eyes widened as he saw yet another tall, blond wizard walk in with his
wand drawn, followed closely by Harry and Severus.

What the hell? They went to
Ferret-Boy for help?

Draco Malfoy�s eyes immediately
latched onto his father and widened in horror. �Father? What it the bloody
hell are you wearing?�

Lucius stood stuttering and
everyone else in the room was frozen in either horror or amusement. Justin
chose this moment to return, only he wasn�t carrying drinks.

�Say cheese, Malfoy,� the dark
haired young man said with a cheeky smile. Marvin barely had time to register
that his supposedly muggle friend some how knew who Lucius Malfoy really was
before a flash went off. Justin had taken Lucius� picture with a disposable camera.
That was the moment that Lucius Malfoy, muggle lover, aristocratic pureblood extraordinaire,
fainted dead away.

A/N: There we go. Sorry that this one was shorter.
It shouldn�t take me too long to knock the next one out. It starts off with
Harry�s PoV just before Draco blasts open the door. Don�t worry, I�ll explain
how Justin knows who Lucius really is. Have you figured out who put Lucius
under the imperious curse yet?
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