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The Reluctant Highlander	By : Tigerrr Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 15152 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N: Helloooooo! I sure threw y�all for a loop with Severus
and old Mac, huh? Lol. Luckily, more of
you thought it was funny than thought it was squicky. Just updated my author
page, check out the recommended reading�but don�t go to my website b/c it
totally sucks! The scoreboard reads: HTML� 1, Ladytalon � 0�it�s pathetic.

SeductionsClaim �Just make sure it�s one of those paddles
with holes in it that cut down wind resistance! I love those�I mean, I most certainly
do NOT need a spanking!!!!!

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Severus finally managed to get Hermione to drop the subject
of his �first time,� though not without a fight � even when they were intimate,
Hermione would suddenly be overcome by a fit of giggles. Severus would acidly inform her that laughter
wasn�t exactly conducive to a wizard�s frame of mind when he was attempting to
make love to his witch, and would promptly roll off of her and refuse to
continue no matter how much she apologized.
�I find myself no longer �in the mood,�� was the frequent complaint
until sheer randiness overpowered the Gryffindor witch and made her stop
laughing over Severus� first sexual experience.
Almost.

�So, what positions did you do it in?� she asked
curiously. Her lover groaned and pulled
the blankets over his head. �Was it just
missionary, or since she was older, was she on
top? I still can�t believe you �got it
on� with Old Mac!� Was it on her desk?

�I refuse to discuss this,� he announced from beneath a
large quilt. �I don�t recall asking you
every facial expression Krum made, nor each angle of
entry achieved. I�m sure your busy
little mind will conjure up a satisfactory picture of your lecherous Head of
House all on its own.� She hooted with
laughter and tried to scramble beneath the blankets with him, but the devious
man had placed an Imperturbable Charm on them.

�Severus! Let me in,� she giggled, hurling herself on top of
the mound of bedding. �I�ll make every
pair of trousers in Keltar Castle
disappear,� she threatened. The Charm
was lifted immediately and she was pulled under the quilt to have an assault
made on her willing person.

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Adam Black gave himself a mental high-five. The two had practically been tupping non-stop ever since he had drastically upped the
dose of lust potion to help get the ball rolling. Now, all that needed to happen to release the
couple from Rendezvous with Romance was
either �marriage or a baby carriage.� It
would be interesting to see which happened first � Gilderoy,
of course, was holding out for the marriage ceremony. Idiot thought he would be able to sweep
Hermione off of her feet by crashing through the chapel doors right as the
priest asked the traditional questions about any objections.

Adam had laid a considerable wager on that outcome failing,
as he had secretly bribed said priest not to conduct that part of the ceremony. �Sir� Gilderoy would
have to keep his effeminate mitts to himself for ten whole Visits, as they
termed each couple�s entry into the book.
He sighed, thinking of this Visit.
Severus Snape had proved to be the most difficult-to-influence paramour
in the history of R.W.R. and he had all but
given up on actually getting the big bat to fall in love with his student,
thinking that a good hard tup might do the trick. He
was secretly very proud of the way the women had handled things in that
respect, but would never admit it.

He shamelessly tuned in on the couple going at it like
rabbits�it was obvious that new spells weren�t the only thing Severus �Laird
Raven� Snape invented � he whipped out his legal pad and began taking
notes. Their present position was truly
inspiring�who would have thought that could go there?

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On their tenth day of doing nothing but eating, sleeping,
and having lots and lots of sex, Hermione insisted on going for a walk. �Though if I�m able to walk, it will be a
miracle!� she exclaimed, pretending to ignore Severus� smug expression. Being in love with a Slytherin wasn�t exactly
what she had expected�constantly being ridden to exhaustion, being awakened by
his pre-dawn amorous advances (this morning, her wake-up call had consisted of
some very exuberant groping) and she felt as though she might be bow-legged for
the rest of her life. Was there such a
thing as Death by Shagging? She loved
him dearly and was in an ecstasy of joy knowing that he loved her in return,
even though she felt as if she might need to slip him a tranquilizer so that
she could have three minutes uninterrupted sleep. �How�s my hair?� She�d ask Chloe and Gwen later.

�Moderately bushy, with a side of post-shag snarls,� he
quipped, looking around for his clothes.
Hermione sat back down on the edge of the bed and watched her nude
potions teacher shamelessly as he pulled on the leather trousers. �Oh�the laces were cut. Could you fix them? It was, after all, your
hurry that made me destroy them in the first place.�

�My hurry! It had nothing to do with the impatience of
that monstrosity you keep hidden under your robes?�

�What does your class portrait have to do with this?�

�Yes, that�s the
way to get me to fix your trousers, Severus.
Keep going, and perhaps you�ll be wearing
ballet flats and a sarong,� she said sweetly.

�Fix the laces, and I�ll hold your hand for five minutes in
public � I�ll even throw in some endearments to make it worth your while,� he
wheedled.

�What kind of endearments? I want at least two �Snookums� and one �Sugar Bear.��

�Fat chance. What color sarong are
you offering?�

Hermione smiled as he came over to stand before her, and she
leaned forward to place a kiss on his flat stomach. �Wear the kilt�just one last time, love. I want to try something.� She explained it to
him and watched as a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. Much later (he had made her help him remove
the leather trousers, and one thing had predictably led to another, and then
ten more things) they emerged into
the castle proper for the first time in a week and a half to be greeted by awed
maids and manservants, their respect generated by the
Laird�s fortitude and apparent renunciation of his former perversity. Hermione blushed faintly as she heard the whispers
follow them, and tugged on Severus� arm to make him walk faster.

After an obligatory visit to the MacKeltars
who looked delighted that they had made �a connection,� (Severus let out a
snort that startled a nearby cat into hissing and clawing its way up Drustan�s leg) they left the castle to go for Hermione�s
�walk.� Neither noticed that they were
being followed.

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Hogwarts Castle

�Ohhh!
Look out! Look out behind you!� Irma Pince�s screech of
horror split the sacrosanct silence of the Hogwarts library, causing every
student on the premises to nearly drop their books in astonishment. She turned pink and shut the book quickly,
glancing around to see exactly who had witnessed her violating the rules of her
own library.

Harry and Ron, determined as ever to get their hands on The
Book again, peeked out from a thick stack of old Daily Prophets � an outdated
picture of Cornelius Fudge stared in horror as Ron wiped his nose on a nearby copy
� and whispered together fiercely.
�Right, then�what d�you suppose old Pince was talking about?� Harry asked his
friend.

Ron cocked his head to one side. �Well�there could be something serious going
on in there, like an attack or an ambush�but my galleons are on that greasy git
wanting to shag her up the�you know.�
Both boys promptly indulged in theatrical shudders and dry heaves.

�Maybe we need to do something�got your quill handy? Let�s
go now � Pince isn�t looking!� Harry prepared to launch himself over the table
separating them from the stern librarian but was held back by Ron, who
suggested that Hermione might go in for such things. �You�re the biggest git in existence! Come on!�
They raced up to the desk just as Madam Pince went swooping after a
student chewing gum, and snatched up The Book, replacing it with �I Can�t
Believe it�s Not Pirates,� which featured a brawny man with long blond hair on
the cover.

Ron paused to gaze at it in horrified fascination. �Where did you get that?�

Harry crammed The Book into his knapsack. �Nicked it from Dumbledore.
Let�s go!� They ran pell-mell through the doors just as Pince returned to scoop
up The Book and continue reading � this time Harry had managed to enchant the
replacement Harlequin to mimic The Book just long enough to make the sudden
appearance of pirates feasible. When
they reached their Common Room, Ron slipped it from his friend�s pack, thumbing
through the pages and clearly looking for something. When he found it, he began to smack himself
in the face with the tome.

�Merlin�s beard! They�ve shagged about a million times already! We never should have let McGonagall take it
back the first time,� Ron groaned. �And
there�s detail�.!� He ended in a near
scream.

�Give it to me, I want to try something!�

�No way, mate � I want to read about how Hermione looks when
she�s starkers � owww!� Ron
wrung his hand where Harry had whipped him with his wand and glared at his best
friend as Harry flipped to the last page and took out his quill.

�Oh, no�there�s definitely someone following them, I think
he�s after Hermione � it�s the beginning of a number four, �One person thinks
the other person is dead and there�s a miraculous reunion� scenario! And it looks like he�s going to kidnap �Mione right when she and the big bat are�ughh! Acting out a scene from that movie Rob Roy�maybe I should let him
interrupt�� Harry paused, trying to ignore the adjectives and verbs being
written on the page in front of him, but he decided to go ahead and do
something about the kidnapper � he wouldn�t like it if he and Ginny were the
ones interrupted, after all. He wrote a
few short sentences, then lifted the quill from the
parchment pages. �There. That should do
it. Let�s go take it back.�

Ron looked at him as if he�d lost his mind. �What, are you mad? I�m not facing Old Mac
again, and you know that�s who we�d run into!
Besides, aren�t we supposed to be trying to get Hermione out of there?�

�You heard the Headmaster talk about what it would take to
do that as well as I did!�

�What�s your point?�

Harry turned red � he, too, had sneaked a peek at some of
the descriptions. �At the rate they�re
going and if Snape doesn�t leave her alone, she�ll end up with triplets!�

Ron dove for The Book.
�Hermione! We�re coming in there for you!� he
howled, trying to mash it down onto his head and only succeeding in bruising
his forehead.

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Hermione led Severus by the hand over to a tall tree. �Here,� she announced, pointing down to the
soft grass. �Sit down.� He obligingly sat, and she snuggled up to him
happily, feeling his strong arms encircle her.
She was glad that he had agreed to wear the kilt for �one last hurrah,�
as she had termed it�ever since she had seen the movie Rob Roy, she had liked the sight of men in kilts � that love scene
hadn�t hurt anything, either! Tilting
her head back in a silent plea to be kissed, she smiled against his lips. Potions lessons would never be the same�

He lifted her astride him as he kissed her deeply, fanning
the flames of their desire for each other which had been at a slow burn ever
since they had left the bedchamber�no matter how many times they made love,
they wanted more. Hermione sighed as one
of his hands slid in her hair and the other explored her body lazily, and
reached out to unlace his shirt so she could run her fingers across his pale
chest. Readjusting her legs, she pressed
down until she could feel his hard length jutting up against her � he growled
and placed both of his hands on her waist to keep her there, arching his hips
up. He thrust against her through the
fabric, abrading that perfect, perfect spot. �Yes,� she whimpered as he pulled
the plaid as well as her skirts from between them, and began to guide her onto
him.

Their eyes locked as she lowered her hips to impale herself
upon him, inch by delicious inch until her pelvis was flush with his and they
were both wild-eyed and panting. Severus
leaned back against the rough bark of the tree and began to guide her up and
down; she surprised him by rolling her hips as she took him in and had the
immense satisfaction of seeing her lover�s onyx eyes slitted
with pleasure. He braced her as she rode
him, twitching aside the concealing fabric (at a distance, any observers would
think she was merely sitting in his lap) to watch her move up and down over his
cock. Placing his palm flat on her
abdomen as his hips rose from the ground to meet her, he began to gently rub
the pad of his thumb over her clitoris.
Hermione�s russet curls spilled down her back and out of its binding
ribbon as she threw her head back, crying out loudly. �S -Sev - Severussss,� she moaned, leaning back forward to lock her
hands behind his neck. �Ohhh, I�m almost-� He readjusted himself under her and
began to thrust up into her harder, pulling her down onto him with equal
force.

Hermione heard, as well as felt, the slap of flesh
connecting; she thought she would go insane with pleasure and hung onto her
Slytherin tightly, which only increased the sensation. His cock drove into her hot core with just
the right amount of roughness, and she could feel every ridge, every vein in
his shaft as it abraded her tight walls�every thrust felt as good as first
penetration, and she wailed in ecstasy as he continued to fuck her with strong
thrusts. �That�s good,
love�come for me,� he purred�and she did, muscles clenching around the
thick cock buried deep inside her.
Pleasure surged through her veins, making her lightheaded and drunk with
it as she felt him convulse and spurt his seed within her. When she came to herself, she was slumped
back against his knees (when had he drawn them up?) and Severus looked as if he
might pass out; his head was tilted back against the tree and his chest was
heaving as if he�d run a race while he stared up at the sky with a strange look
on his face.

�Severus, are you all right?� she asked concernedly,
touching his cheek. He rolled his head
to look at her.

�I was thinking�if I haven�t gotten you pregnant yet, this
time ought to have done it,� he said softly.

She looked at him, eyes huge � she hadn�t even considered
the natural outcome of their lovemaking. And you�re supposed to be the brightest
witch of your age? �Um. If we were
to�make a little Snape, what would you think of that?� she looked away and
cringed slightly in anticipation of his anger.
When it didn�t come, she looked back at him to see him regarding her
thoughtfully.

�If that were to happen�I wouldn�t mind,� he said calmly. �Of course, we�d need to test any possible
child by borrowing the Sorting Hat and placing it on your stomach�if it�s a
Gryffindor, we might as well drown it at birth.�

Hermione stared at Severus.
�You can�t be serious!�

�No, I can�t be,� he replied, a gleam forming in his black
eyes.

�Severus!� she exclaimed, pushing at his chest and
laughing. He captured her hands in his
own and raised them to his lips as he drew up one knee � forcibly reminding her
of what she was still �sitting� on.
�Severus!� she repeated, but in a vastly different tone of voice. He grinned unrepentantly and moved his hands
to grip her hips again when a yell spilt the air. They scrambled to their feet, looking around
wildly when a large Highlander with tangled blond hair came charging straight
at them.

The burly man was running towards them bellowing something
about �blasphemy� and �unnatural� when an extremely surprised
expression came over his face, and the ground at his feet suddenly gave way
into a steep cliff. Severus and Hermione
heard him howl something long and drawn out before he was abruptly
silenced. Hermione poked her head back
around the Potions Master � he had thrust her behind him immediately, something
Viktor would have never done, she thought gloatingly to herself. �What was he yelling? And who was that,
anyway?�

Severus walked to the edge of the cliff and crouched,
peering down. �Something about being
foiled again�? I don�t know. But he
looks just like�.yes, that was him�on my first day in this ridiculous book
after that battle � which I still have to get you back for, by the way � he was
making an �Evil-Eye� sign with his hands after I used magic.� He twisted to look up at her. �Did you think of that cliff?�

�No, not my idea�but a nice one,
nonetheless.�

�No doubt it was a Number Four in progress.� Severus nodded
wisely.

�What�s a Number Four?�

�Never mind.�

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A/N: Just a quick
note to let you all know that I will be taking a few days off from this fic to finish up DEDT�I have to find a way to work in the
greatest bachelor party of all time in there.
I�m planning on having the boys curse Mad-Eye so he thinks he�s a
stripper for Hermione�s bachelorette party, so be on the look out for that,
lol.
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