They All Taste the Same | By : pomerann Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 22353 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All characters, concepts and places in the Harry Potter world belong to J.K. Rowling. i make no profit from this story. |
I know, I know, it's late coming up. And after I left everyone on such a cliffhanger. I'm really sorry about that! Hopefully the chapters of the original ending will come up more regularly.
*Sound of vigorous typing at the keyboard, interrupted by a door slamming. Mistress Lynn jumps a good 6 inches into the air off of her couch.*
Draco: What the fuck is this?
Mistress Lynn: Excuse me?
Draco *looking incredulous*: You killed me off!
Mistress Lynn: Umm… yeah. It’s a tragedy, somebody has to die. Now get back in the story, we have another ending to do.
Draco *crossing his arms*: I know what a goddamn tragedy is. Kill someone else. I’m not doing a fucking thing until you write me back in.
Mistress Lynn *with a pitiful attempt at coyness*: It’s only a tragedy when you die. Look at how heartbroken the readers are! Wait until you see how the reviewers-
Draco *eyebrow raised*: Are you trying to butter me up?
Mistress Lynn *sighing*: Yes. Now will you please get back in the story?
Draco: Not unless the second ending is better.
Mistress Lynn *angling the screen so that Draco can’t see*: Define… “better.”
Draco *narrowing eyes*: I’d say that after the treatment you gave me in the first ending, you owe me.
Mistress Lynn *coughing to cover up laughter*: Owe you?
Draco: Big time.
Mistress Lynn: What did you have in mind?
Draco: Nothing less than three chapters of debauchery with several big breasted young women- *Mistress Lynn looks forlornly down at her 34 barely-B’s* -would get me back.
Mistress Lynn *typing while reading aloud from the screen*: One day, Draco found himself staring at Ronald Weasley in a way which was quite uncharacteristic for –
Draco *looking a bit unnerved*: Wait, what are you-
Mistress Lynn: -noticed that his red hair and freckles were actually quite attractive-
Draco *uncrossing arms*: Hey! I didn’t sign up for this!
Mistress Lynn: -realized that his animosity towards the youngest male Weasley all those years at Hogwarts was really an expression of his-
Draco: Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! I’ll get back in! Just… *shudders* delete that, will you?
Mistress Lynn *smiling sweetly*: Done.
Draco: Bitch.
(btw – Must give credit where credit is due. I first saw an author/character dialogue schpiel written by the great tamlane, who unfortunately doesn’t write fics anymore. Somebody needs to go find that girl and get her to complete Diagon Venus. And pleeeeeeease tell me what you guys think! I don't mind shamelessly begging for reviews! Did you like this ending? How about those of you who preferred the original ending because the HEA didn't fit the story? Or those of you who preferred this ending precisely because it was a HEA – “was” being the operative word. I'd love to hear your comments!)
While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
All works displayed here, whether pictorial or literary, are the property of their owners and not Adult-FanFiction.org. Opinions stated in profiles of users may not reflect the opinions or views of Adult-FanFiction.org or any of its owners, agents, or related entities.
Website Domain ©2002-2017 by Apollo. PHP scripting, CSS style sheets, Database layout & Original artwork ©2005-2017 C. Kennington. Restructured Database & Forum skins ©2007-2017 J. Salva. Images, coding, and any other potentially liftable content may not be used without express written permission from their respective creator(s). Thank you for visiting!
Powered by Fiction Portal 2.0
Modifications © Manta2g, DemonGoddess
Site Owner - Apollo