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Insanity Check! Complete	By : Talented_Mrs_Lupin Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 21381 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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“He is my father!” Draco yelled, causing everyone in the ministry to look over at him.
“I know that, Mr. Malfoy” Said the woman behind the desk “But...but...he is a victim of a crime and he has to stay put in the hospital” She stood a little taller when Harry Potter walked up behind him “Where he will be safe”
“Safe?” Draco asked “Safe, it was them that did this to him” He slammed his hands on the desk top “He and Severus Snape are coming to Malfoy Manor where they will truly be safe”
“Draco” Harry whispered from behind him “I have an idea, a crazy completely insane idea but we need to leave here for now”
“But my father and Snape...”Draco tried.
“They are safe” Harry assured “I promise you...come on”
Hermione was just sitting down to her afternoon tea when Draco and Harry came in. As expected, Draco was freaking out about the treatment that his father was getting. She smirked, the idea that Harry had brought up to her again she had to cave. She brought over two mugs of tea and the sugar and milk for the boys before grabbing her own tea. She dropped two sugar cubes in and stirred in some milk before sitting down with the toast that she had previously been fixing then waited for Harry to start. He sat down as well as Draco and they fixed their own teas and looked at her in return, she raised her brow at Harry and refused to be the one to speak.
“Harry” She said slowly “This was your idea, you speak”
“I was thinking about what you said the other day” Harry said to Draco “And I think you should fund a private hospital for Hermione to run”
“Really?” He looked surprised and his face turned pink making Hermione grin.
“But you are going to have to pay for a manor home” Harry told him “Hermione can write up the proposal and interview her Healers”
“What are you going to do?” Hermione asked.
“I will bring the proposal before the ministry” Harry said “Draco said it the other day. With your healing skills, his money and my connections we can get this through, the least we can do is try”
“And if it doesn’t?” Malfoy asked “I will be stuck with a manor that I don’t need”
“If we can’t make the manor in to a hospital” Harry said “I will buy it off of you, then at least Ginny and I will have a place to live when we get married”
“Fine” Malfoy looked over at Hermione and she nodded in agreement “I’ll Floo my assistant and have her get me a listing of Manor’s for sale, I will have them when I come home tonight”
“Okay” Harry smiled “I have to get back to work, they think that I’m out for tea”
“I will start up the proposal” Hermione said brightly “When you get back we will go over the houses and I will set aside the ones I want a closer look at, okay?”
“Will I have no say in the house we pick?” Draco asked.
“No” She said “I will be the one walking through it every day, setting up an office and making it all work you will merely be visiting”
“I will have some say” He raised his brow and challenged her but she sighed.
“Fine, but remember that I am the one who is working there and practically living there not you” She saw them out before sitting down and happily started working on the proposal.
~~~((@))~~~
“You’ve been out of the school for how long?” Draco asked as he and Hermione sat on the floor in the living room going through pictures of manor homes for sale and drinking.
“I’ve been apprenticing at the hospital for two years” Hermione said “But I graduated last Saturday”
“It will be difficult to get you your own mental hospital” He muttered “But you’re Hermione Granger so it isn’t impossible”
“Thanks” Hermione muttered “I really like this one” She looked longingly at a picture before bursting out laughing.
“What?!” He asked looking at the picture for something amusing.
“Nothing” She said around her laughter “I just never...in my whole life would have ever considered sitting on the floor in an apartment looking at manors with the intent of you buying me one”
“Yeah” He said with a laugh “This is a little strange”
“Did you...” She looked down and blushed “I mean...”
“Yeah” He said “For a while”
“You don’t even know what I was going to ask” She laughed pouring him more wine.
“You were going to ask if I ever had a crush on you” Draco said taking a sip “The answer remains the same. I did for a while but you hated me and the war came between us...then I got married” He scoffed.
“What was it about me?” She asked “I think that Ron liked me because I was safe and apparently blind to his stupidity”
“Are you fishing for a compliment?” He asked with a laugh as he poured even more wine in their glasses.
“A little” She admitted “But I am curious”
“It was your intelligence mostly” He said “Drive, courage, bravery and loyalty. I was jealous over how Potter had such loyalty from a beautiful woman and I had” He shuddered and made a gagging motion “Crabbe and Goyle”
“Yeah” She made a face “You had Pansy Parkinson”
“That pug-faced bitch” He snorted “She gave decent blow-jobs though”
“No gag reflex?” Hermione guessed.
“How would you know?” He asked nodding.
“Most girls that are disgustingly popular for being whores don’t have a gag reflex” Hermione said “It’s like a learned trait or something”
“Do you have a gag reflex, Granger?” He smirked
“Yes” She answered “And I still manage to give amazing blow jobs” He smirked “I haven’t heard anyone complain”
“They had their dicks in your mouth” Draco pointed out “I assure you that no man complains when they are in that state”
“Good point” She laughed “Guess we’ll just have to ask Harry”
“You’ve...been with Potter?” He asked trying not to look as jealous as he felt.
“Only once” She said “Never to happen again” She set aside a few more picture and studied some before raising her eyes to Draco finding him watching her closely.
“Is he a good kisser?” He asked
“Is who a good kisser?” Harry asked as he kicked the door shut “Me?” He grinned not knowing that he had just hit the nail on the head “I am an amazing kisser”
“Just like kissing a dead fish” Hermione joked as Harry threw something at the back of her head.
“So” Draco said standing and walking in to the kitchen “Granger and I decided to buy one of the manor homes get married and have a bunch of kids”
“I may already be pregnant” Hermione said “And I don’t even remember the sex”
“Then you must have cheated on me” Draco smirked “I promise...you’d remember me”
“Back to the real world” Harry said walking over to lean against the wall behind Draco “Have you picked the houses you want to see tomorrow?”
“Yes” She answered dropping the files in two separate piles on the table “The one with the red sticky note of the top can go back and the one with the green note is the pile I want to view”
“There’s only four houses you want to see?” Harry asked from his spot against the wall “Not many choices”
“I don’t care” She said walking over and leaning heavily against Draco making him fall back against Harry’s front “Truth or Dare, Draco”
“What?” He asked nervously.
“Truth or Dare” She whispered.
“Truth” Draco answered.
“Have you ever kissed a male?” She asked with a raised eyebrow.
“No” He glared at her.
“Harry” She said “Truth or Dare”
“Truth” He said, confused.
“Dare, you said?” She smirked at him “I dare you to kiss Draco”
“I said...” Harry started but she raised her wand casually and looked at him “Fine”
“You welcome” She said to them both and backed up watching as Harry turned a nervous Malfoy to face him and without think too much about what he was doing he leaned in and kissed him.
~~~((@))~~~
Viewing the houses had seemed like such a good idea that not only did Draco take the day off to go with Hermione but Harry as well. Hermione and Draco were like kids in a candy store as they walked through the house. Four hadn’t seemed like too many but two of them had five floors not including the basement and of course Hermione had to check out every room. She asked about the history of every house claiming that the history of the house could affect the mental state of her patients. She walked over every square inch of the grounds, through the woods and around ponds, through barns and in to servant quarters. Draco and Hermione kept up constant chatter about different things of interest or the possibilities that could be opened to them in that particular house. Harry was happy to see that the realtor was just as annoyed as he was, when Hermione and Draco were off in another room she would take her heels off and rub her feet and her voice was getting rather hoarse.
“This is the last one” The realtor announced as they all apperated to the gate after a light lunch, Harry could almost hear her thinking ‘thank merlin’ after she announced the last house.
“This is the one” Hermione said to Draco squeezing his arm tightly “I can feel it”
They walked through the black gates and closed it again. There was a long narrow dirt driveway that would be wide enough to fit a carriage through, there were tall trees all around that were thick enough to give privacy to the house but thin enough to be inviting. Then the trees gave way to an overgrown lawn but they followed the driveway as it curved up towards a circular area in front of the two floor red-bricked house. The house was like the others in a way, marble floors with a side-sweeping marble staircase with a wide upstairs hallway. The front sitting room was very large and open with a huge window with a seat in it along with two tall windows on the other wall. The dining room was long and would be able to have a long wooden table in it with room to move. There were plenty of bathrooms and a library and sunroom on the first floor, the second floor only had bedrooms and bathrooms with a wide straight hallway and a few portraits of muggle and magical scenes of interest.
“This house was built as a family home by a pureblood wizard for his muggle wife” The realtor explained “He built secret rooms and passage ways” She pulled on a large portrait near her to show a room that she walked in to and pushed against a stone that opened a small, narrow door with stairs “There are a few of these passage way’s, very confusing some lead no-where and some lead back in to the house while others lead outside”
“Are there any of these passage ways in the bedrooms?” Hermione asked.
“Only one” She said “The master bedroom has one entrance that leads to all the other passages in the house...its like having a master key to the house”
“Nice” Hermione said while the others nodded “Other openings up stairs?”
“In the hallway behind the art” She answered “When the death eaters” She glared at Draco “Came to the house to “round up the filth” which meant the mans muggle wife they couldn’t find her because no magical family has ever heard of hidden rooms, that’s more of a muggle thing”
“What happened to the family?” Hermione asked.
“He was killed by the dark lord” She answered “And she moved to America to be with her family. A Herbology master from what I understand and living happily with sister”
“Can we have a moment?” Draco asked and she nodded.
“What do you think, Granger” He asked “Secret passage ways could be a really good idea or a really bad one”
“That’s what wards are for” Hermione answered “She said that all the entrances to the passage ways are behind the art so I’ll put a ward on the art that makes them untouchable unless by me”
“What about the healers?” Harry asked.
“No” She answered “My hospital so I hold the “master key” right?”
“Makes sense” Harry said “Are you going to live here?”
“Maybe” She shrugged “I don’t know, but I want this house”
“Okay” Draco said looking around “It is kind of cool”

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