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Disclaimer: It�s not mine! *sob* Harry, all of his
friends, and the entirety of Potterverse all belong to J.K. Rowling and I swear
that I�m not making any money off of it. BUT�Marvin is mine, mine, mine and if
you touch him I will hex you into oblivion

Harry: Our author wanted us to thank all of you herself for
the wonderful

reviews�but�er�well she�s busy blushing right
now, so we thought we could

do it for her.

Snape: Yes, yes, your flattery is certain to guarantee
future chapters full of her oh so

humorous drivel.

Harry: Snape, did you see a sign that says �insert snarky
sarcasm here�?

Snape: Careful, Mr. Potter. Do you miss being a witch
already?

Draco: Will someone please explain to me why my father was
in a DRESS?

Harry: Shut it ferret, we�re trying to be nice to the muggle
readers. Now where was I?

Oh yes, thank you all so much for reading and we
hope you enjoy this chapter.

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Draco: What about the dress!?

Chapter 12: Wizards in Muggle Clothing

Harry stood outside of a small,
nondescript door to a subterranean apartment. Ferret�er�Draco was in front of
him and Snape was at his side. It had not taken more than five minutes to
convince Draco to tag along on their little mission. As a matter-of-fact, the
obstinate pure blood had pretty much taken things over.

�Okay, so what do we do now,�
Harry asked quietly. �Should we just knock and hope the muggle friend lets us
in? Will he recognize you, Severus?�

�Are you kidding, Potter,� Draco
snapped, whirling about to face him. �We are going to blast this door off of
its bloody hinges and drag my father out of there kicking and screaming!�

Harry glanced sideways at Snape
and saw that the man was smirking. �What are you thinking, Snape?�

�I am just pondering what
preposterous name your little muggle friend has bestowed upon Lucius.� Snape
shivered then, his mouth pulled into a grimace. �The insolent brat called me
Steve for Merlin�s sake.�

Harry chuckled. �Okay, I�ll admit
that a dramatic entrance has a certain appeal. Perhaps it would serve them
right to get shaken up a bit.�

Draco nodded. �This is what we�ll
do then. I�m going to blast this ruddy door, Potter�s going to grab his
muggle, and Severus is going to obliviate every other non-wizard in sight.�

Without another moment's warning,
Draco whipped out his wand. �Bombarda!�

The door flew away and the three
wizards burst into the room only too halt in stunned silence the minute they
crossed the threshold. There was Lucius Malfoy, very obviously a man, stuffed
into a gaudy, blue dress with his face painted in a way that would make a
circus clown green with envy.

Harry could not move, could not
lower his wand, and could not tear his eyes away from the elder Malfoy. This
had to be the most ridiculous thing he had ever seen, and with the Weasley
twins in his life, he had seen quite a bit.

�Father? What the bloody hell are
you wearing,� Draco shrieked.

Lucius stuttered a few incoherent
syllables before Harry�s gaze was drawn towards a movement further to the
right. A tall, dark haired muggle that Harry assumed was Marvin�s friend Justin
had entered the room holding a small camera.

�Say cheese, Malfoy,� the man said
with a broad smile. The camera flashed and a moment later Lucius fell to the
floor in a heap.

�What did you do to him,� Draco
bellowed and ran to his father�s side.

Justin shrugged and Harry rolled
his eyes. �He just took his picture, Malfoy. Calm down you bloody drama
queen.�

Harry turned to look at Marvin who
was eyeing his friend suspiciously. He then looked at Severus who, though
there was a slight smirk on his face, was giving Marvin a concerned once over.
�Well, what kind of mischief did you get yourself into this time, muggle.�

Marvin�s face broke into a cheeky
grin and Harry had to suppress his groan. If he was hoping that Marvin would
give up on his �Snape is a Good Guy� fixation, then brining the snarky Potions
Master along for the rescue was obviously the wrong choice.

�Professor Snape,� Marvin crowed
in cheery tone. �You came to save me!�

Snape snorted, but did not
disagree. Harry smiled and shook his head. His attention was drawn to Mr.
Weasley then, who had remained rather quiet throughout the whole incident.
�Mr. Weasley, I hope you know that I will have to tell Molly about all this.�

The wizard paled significantly and
Marvin cast a concerned glance his way. �I don�t think that�s necessary,
Harry. I think Lucius sort of pressured him into it. Anyway, its not as if
I�m hurt or anything, just annoyed. I do have a bit of a headache from that
darn stupefy hex, but��

�They stupefied you,� Snape
roared.

Marvin flinched. �Yeah�but�well�it�s
not a big deal.�

�They could be charged with
kidnapping and unprovoked hexing, Marv,� Justin said in a serious tone.

Marvin glared at his friend and
Harry tensed. He thought this guy was supposed to be a muggle. �Justin, what
the hell is going on? You�re a muggle for Pete�s sake!�

The dark haired man grinned
sheepishly and scratched his head. �Well, Marvin, you ARE a muggle, and I
couldn�t very well tell you that I�m a wizard.�

�Aha,� Snape shouted suddenly. �I
knew you looked familiar. Justin Krivdal. You got an O on your potions
N.E.W.T.�

�Yes, sir.� Justin stepped
forward and shook Snape�s hand. Harry just smiled at the pair. �I�m sorry I
didn�t say anything before, Professor, but I didn�t know if Marvin actually
knew you were a wizard. Of course, I read the Prophet so obviously I now
realize that good old Marv has been up to some mischief.�

�Huh?� Marvin was staring at his
friend in confusion and Harry grimaced.

�The Daily Prophet, Marvin,� Harry
said slowly. �They wrote an article about your little spat with Lucius. There
was a picture and everything.�

Marvin groaned. �Oh, shit. What
are we going to do now?! They�ll kick me out of Hogwarts and the Death Eaters
will get me for sure.�

Harry walked over and patted his
friend�s shoulder in sympathy. �Don�t forget, I have a Plan B.�

�I�m sure I can help as well,�
Justin said with an encouraging smile. �I�m in pretty good with my auror
commander and I�ve got a clean record. I can speak for Marvin�s character if
needs be.�

�I appreciate that,� Harry said
with a broad grin. This all might just be easier than he thought. �With so
many of us speaking for Marvin, I doubt they just send him off to his fate.�

�Will someone please explain why
my father is wearing this ridiculous get up,� Draco snapped from where he knelt
on the floor.

�Oh, that.� It was Marvin�s turn
to look sheepish and Harry had a pretty good feeling that Marvin was
responsible for Lucius� attire. �Well, I sort of convinced him that it would
be a good idea for us to go around incognito.�

�Getting a little revenge,
Marvin,� Harry asked with a sly grin. He laughed when his friend blushed
slightly. �My, my�I never took you for a Slytherin.�

Marvin sniffed. �I�d rather say
it was something worthy of the Weasley twins. Slytherin has nothing to do with
it.�

�Just admit it, the Slytherins are
rubbing off on you,� Harry crowed.

Marvin chuckled. �Well, Harry, I
take my cues from the best.�

About an hour later, they had
finally managed to revive Lucius and keep him that way. After the first few attempts,
they realized that Justin snapping a picture and shouting �Smile, Lucy� every
time the wizard opened his eyes was not helping things. They considered
transfiguring his cloths and wiping off the makeup, but even Draco decided that
making him travel home to face Narcissa in such a state was just punishment.
When the two Malfoys were gone and Mr. Weasley had finally been pried away from
the X-Box, Marvin stood saying goodbye to his friend.

�We�re going to have a nice long
talk about this,� he said with feigned seriousness.

Justin rolled his eyes. �Yes,
mom.�

The two men gave each other a
quick hug and slap on the back and then Marvin moved to follow Harry out the
door. Snape had fixed the door up good as new and was waiting outside. He had
said he simply was uncomfortable surrounded by so much muggleness, but Harry
suspected that the snarky wizard was making sure that Lucius Malfoy stayed
away. The blond wizard would definitely have to put up a fight to get to
Marvin now.

Once all three were outside, Harry
watched as Marvin walked over to Snape and extended his hand. He had to
suppress a giggle at the suspicious way Snape regarded the appendage.

�I just wanted to say thank you,
sir,� Marvin said softly. �I�ll admit that I didn�t really think you would
want to come after me.�

Snape sneered but accepted the
handshake. �Perhaps I will have to allow you to assist me with a few simple
potions if that�s what it takes to keep you out of trouble, Marvin.�

With that, the man disapparated
leaving both Harry and Marvin standing with their mouths hanging open.

�Did he just�� Marvin began in
disbelief.

Harry nodded slowly. �I think he
did, Marvin. I really think he did.�

�Whoa.�

Yeah Harry thought. Whoa
is right.

The two quickly returned to
Hogwarts in search of a decent dinner and discussed the many different issues
Marvin had with HBP while being pampered by the house elves.

A/N: The end�.just kidding. It almost would be a
good ending wouldn�t it? Marvin�s rescued, Snape�s going to try and be nice,
Harry is prepared to launch Plan B�.OH!! Ha, yes, but what about Plan B? Oh
well, guess you guys will just have to put up with a few more chapters won�t
you. 8) Here�s hoping that you guys are having as quiet a week as I am.
Night!
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