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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Remus/Sirius
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Adult +
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15
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11,601
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7
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Girls Lavs
Versacityrules, well thanks for your reviews anyway...and I mean course everyone writes for the fun of it, but it still makes you feel good if people actually review. Lol oh well. I'm gonna be brave and after I finidhed putting this one up, I'll put up my new one (if i can find a titel for it). When I find some time off work, I been wanting to read yours. They looked interessting anyway.
THANK YOU!
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I remember at one point when Remus was younger, he told me about god. I never understood muggle religion but Remus, having a muggle father was all raised on those things. I think I have just reached that point in my life where I wonder if there isn’t someone sitting somewhere laughing at me. Even if it’s god, but the way Remus described him, it doesn’t sound like god should laugh at you…should he?
I can’t believe what Remus has just told me! I can’t believe he didn’t tell me from the beginning. Oh man if this is someone’s really bad idea of a joke, then I really don’t think it’s funny. Damn Remus and his pretty pair of big golden eyes.
“Siri…?” Ooooh don’t talk to me now Remus! You’re in such deep shit. Bloody werewolves and their bloody fertile sperm. HE should have told me. I think I’m wearing a hole in the carpet, I have to get away from here!
Run…just run Sirius…this CANNOT be happening to you! Breath ok breathing is good. Getting away from Remus for the moment is good.
“Heloooo Sirius.” Oh goodness its Hilary James…I think I dated her once…I’m not sure I dated about half the girls at Hogwarts even the good looking ones. Which reminds me I need to go check the girls toilets if I’m still at the top of their hottest guys list. I’ve been there since I started school…that would definitely please the ego. I wont be there long once they see…bloated Sirius.
Nobody loves me everybody hates me so I’m gonna go and eat worms. Mmm maybe not. I am going to have sooo much chocolate covered Remus to make up for what he’s done to me. And I’m going to ravish him for the next millennium. Oh yes I will. “Helooo Sirius.”
“Yes Hilary?” She twists a lock round her finger and flutters her eyelashes at me.
“I’m free this weekend.”
“I’m not”
“Who’s your new girlfriend?”
“None of your business.” She sticks her tongue out at me and stalks off. I beeline to the girl’s loos on the third floor, just to check.
“Not again Sirius!”
“Remus…I…”
“I know what you’re doing.”
“Just a quick glance.” He sighs but gives in quickly, ha he so owes me after what he did to me. I drag him into the lav. Yeah go me I’m still number one.
“Happy Sirius?”
“Yes, I…” The door is being pushed open and I drag Remus into the nearest cubical.
“Sirius Black is sooo hot. We’re having a meeting again tonight. We’re going to look at pictures of him.”
“I’m so in. I love him…but I think I prefer Remus.”
“Remus? Lupin? Yeah he’s cute. He’s such a sweetheart and such nice eyes. Any one of us would kill for his hair.”
“Yeah…me and Hannah joined the Because Remus Lupin and Sirius Black belong together society.”
“Yeah they’d be soo hot together. And I know Remus is gay.”
“Yeah another one lost to women kind.”
“Becky enchanted a picture to make it look like they were kissing and having it off.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Can I see it?”
“Sure after I moved Remus up to number two of most yummy men in school. It’s in my room. There all done. Let’s go.” The door shuts. I think I must look like a fish because the smirk (which really does not fit him) is firmly plastered on Remus’ face. He takes my hand and pulls me out of the toilet.
“Well that’s what you get for sneaking into the girls lav’s.”
“I didn’t know they were that dirty!!”
“Girls are the worst. Always fanaticising about guy’s together.”
“How do you know?”
”I get told loads of things.” He turns those cute puppy eyes on me. Why was I angry at him again? OH I REMEMBER! HE MADE ME PREGNANT!
THANK YOU!
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I remember at one point when Remus was younger, he told me about god. I never understood muggle religion but Remus, having a muggle father was all raised on those things. I think I have just reached that point in my life where I wonder if there isn’t someone sitting somewhere laughing at me. Even if it’s god, but the way Remus described him, it doesn’t sound like god should laugh at you…should he?
I can’t believe what Remus has just told me! I can’t believe he didn’t tell me from the beginning. Oh man if this is someone’s really bad idea of a joke, then I really don’t think it’s funny. Damn Remus and his pretty pair of big golden eyes.
“Siri…?” Ooooh don’t talk to me now Remus! You’re in such deep shit. Bloody werewolves and their bloody fertile sperm. HE should have told me. I think I’m wearing a hole in the carpet, I have to get away from here!
Run…just run Sirius…this CANNOT be happening to you! Breath ok breathing is good. Getting away from Remus for the moment is good.
“Heloooo Sirius.” Oh goodness its Hilary James…I think I dated her once…I’m not sure I dated about half the girls at Hogwarts even the good looking ones. Which reminds me I need to go check the girls toilets if I’m still at the top of their hottest guys list. I’ve been there since I started school…that would definitely please the ego. I wont be there long once they see…bloated Sirius.
Nobody loves me everybody hates me so I’m gonna go and eat worms. Mmm maybe not. I am going to have sooo much chocolate covered Remus to make up for what he’s done to me. And I’m going to ravish him for the next millennium. Oh yes I will. “Helooo Sirius.”
“Yes Hilary?” She twists a lock round her finger and flutters her eyelashes at me.
“I’m free this weekend.”
“I’m not”
“Who’s your new girlfriend?”
“None of your business.” She sticks her tongue out at me and stalks off. I beeline to the girl’s loos on the third floor, just to check.
“Not again Sirius!”
“Remus…I…”
“I know what you’re doing.”
“Just a quick glance.” He sighs but gives in quickly, ha he so owes me after what he did to me. I drag him into the lav. Yeah go me I’m still number one.
“Happy Sirius?”
“Yes, I…” The door is being pushed open and I drag Remus into the nearest cubical.
“Sirius Black is sooo hot. We’re having a meeting again tonight. We’re going to look at pictures of him.”
“I’m so in. I love him…but I think I prefer Remus.”
“Remus? Lupin? Yeah he’s cute. He’s such a sweetheart and such nice eyes. Any one of us would kill for his hair.”
“Yeah…me and Hannah joined the Because Remus Lupin and Sirius Black belong together society.”
“Yeah they’d be soo hot together. And I know Remus is gay.”
“Yeah another one lost to women kind.”
“Becky enchanted a picture to make it look like they were kissing and having it off.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Can I see it?”
“Sure after I moved Remus up to number two of most yummy men in school. It’s in my room. There all done. Let’s go.” The door shuts. I think I must look like a fish because the smirk (which really does not fit him) is firmly plastered on Remus’ face. He takes my hand and pulls me out of the toilet.
“Well that’s what you get for sneaking into the girls lav’s.”
“I didn’t know they were that dirty!!”
“Girls are the worst. Always fanaticising about guy’s together.”
“How do you know?”
”I get told loads of things.” He turns those cute puppy eyes on me. Why was I angry at him again? OH I REMEMBER! HE MADE ME PREGNANT!