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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it, Eric Northman and the SVM series belong to Charlaine Harris. Everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review. Chapter 12. Polite Notice. This months staff fun night will take place on Valentines night starting at 8pm, and as such the staffroom shall be transformed to look like Madame Puddifoots tea shop creating a friendly and relaxed atmosphere. Minerva Mcgonagal Headmistress Hermione was sat with the other teachers in the great hall having dinner when a ministry owl landed in front of her, wondering who would be sending her a letter from the ministry she took the letter and gave the young tawny owl the last of her roll before it flew off. Turning the letter over she frowned at the unknown seal it looked like a rune but she couldn't translate it and then she realised it was an E and N overlapping, she smiled it was from Eric Northman the delicious blond vampire who she'd become good friends with during his brief stay at the castle, he'd left to go back to the ministry a week ago and surprisingly she'd found that she missed talking with him, he had a dark twisted sense of humour that appealed to her own. In fact if she wasn't so in love with the bat of the dungeons she would of definitely let Eric succeed in seducing her, she smirked at her inner dialogue who was she kidding, she wouldn't of needed seducing, to say she was going through a dry spell would be like saying the Sahara is a little bit sandy. She felt someone poking her in her side. "Earth to Hermione, unless you've developed x-ray vision you have to actually open the letter to find out the contents." "Sorry Harry, I was just lost in my thoughts" She opened the thick cream paper and started to read, it's contents bringing a smile to her lips. "Headmistress is it possible to have a quick word with you after dinner?" she asked Minerva who was sat a few seats down. "Of course my dear, just knock on my door whenever you're ready" the headmistress replied. About thirty minutes later Hermione was stood in front of the stone gargoyles that guard the headmistress's office. "Jennyanydots" grinning at the password she made her way up the staircase and knocked on the heavy wooden door. "Enter" came the reply in the headmistress's soft Scottish accent. "Minerva I've got to say that I love this months password." "Thank you Hermione, musicals are one of my favourite pastimes and this one is one of my favourites. Now my dear what can I do for you?" Hermione cleared her throat, "I was wondering if I could miss this months staff fun night as I've been invited for a meal by Eric Northman as he's leaving for America on the 15th, and valentines night is the only night he has free." "A meal on valentines night, how romantic!" "Oh no it's nothing like that, just a farewell meal between friends" Hermione hastened to add. "Very well Hermione you may have the fun night off" "Thank you Minerva" Minerva continued "However I would like to know what has happened since Christmas to your relationship with Severus?" Hermione blanched "I don't know what you've heard Minerva but I'm definitely not seeing Severus" The headmistress gave her a knowing smile "I never said you were my dear, I was referring to the fact that before we broke up for the holidays you seemed to be getting on quite amicably and since last months fun night at the hogs head you've both been at each others throats more than ever." "It was just a slight misunderstanding on my part and a complete over reaction on his, the man's an insufferable, overprotecting, arrogant male." "Quite, there's a fine line between love and hate my dear. Now for my sake and the sanity of the rest of the staff, play nicely with Severus" Minerva gave her a piercing look and stood up indicating that their little chat was over. Hermione was just leaving when she heard Dumbledore's portrait call her name. "Yes Albus?" she said turning her head to look at the painting. "Sometimes it's harder to forgive someone the more they mean to you, but what you need to remember to ask yourself does the punishment fit the crime" the portraits eyes gave the impression that they were twinkling. Hermione didn't answer but just nodded her head in acknowledgement and left to post her reply to Eric. "You know Albus that girl likes Severus more than she's letting on, I think our little plan's working just fine" a smiling Minerva told the painting hanging opposite her desk. Hermione popped into the staffroom after posting a reply to Eric, she was looking for Harry so she could tell him about her date on Sunday. Seeing he was playing cards with Sirius, Remus and Severus and had his back to the door she snuck up on him, placing a finger on her lips to warn the others not to reveal her presence she placed her hands over his eyes and said "Guess who?" "Hagrid how many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on people." he laughed ducking a half hearted attempt from Hermione to smack him. "I knew it was you, honest hun" he flashed big puppy dog eyes at her. "Harry that doesn't even work when I do it and I'm the master at it" said Sirius. "But you forget old man, I'm younger and better looking, besides Hermione loves me" he stuck his tongue out at his godfather for good measure. "Hermione was joining in with the laughter at the table when an owl tapped on the window to be let in, after Pomona had opened the window the little owl quickly dropped the letter into Hermione's lap and flew off. "You're popular tonight hun, who's it from?" asked Harry while she was reading it. "Actually hun, it was why I was looking for you. I get to miss Sundays 'fun night'." "Lucky wench, how did you wangle that one?" asked Sirius. Hermione realizing that her revelation would not go down too well with Severus decided to play it safe "It's just a meeting with somebody at the ministry, they keep odd hours so the only time I can meet them is at night" she crossed her fingers in the hope that answer would satisfy them. Unfortunately Lady Luck was not on her side tonight as Remus decided to pick her pockets on the way to get a drink "The Southern Belle is a pretty romantic place for a meeting Hermione, in fact the Cajun restaurant is going to be packed out with lovers on valentines night. One would almost think you have a date?" teased Remus. "Remus as your friend I will give you one chance to return my letter, and if it is not in my hand in the next minute I will seriously hex you into next week" She warned him with her hand outstretched. Harry had gotten up in case he was needed to run interference between them, when Sybil interrupted the stand off. "Hermione on a date? I highly doubt it" Sybil said snippily as she still thought that it was Hermione who had sent her the book on Nostradamus for Christmas and as such she was not Hermione's biggest fan. Hermione snatched her letter from Remus, putting the letter in her pocket her eyes narrowed as she turned to the divination teacher and her tone got sweeter. "And why is that Sybil?" "Your aura my dear is very dry and dusty, and that is why you cannot attract a man" Sybil replied her answer causing many of the staff to snigger at the preposterous statement. "Thank you for that informative bit of insight into the state of my love life Sybil, maybe I should go and have my tea leaves read just to make sure I don't end up a batty old woman who hides sherry bottle in suits of armour." Hermione retorted ignoring Harry's soft spoken pleas for her to ignore Sybil. "So Hermione what are you going to wear?" asked Imogen linking arms with the younger witch "Lets go grab Aurora and have a girly night with lots of wine discussing clothes, shoes, men and sex. Sorry Harry I suggest that you make yourself comfortable with the guys as I'm kidnapping Hermione for the night" The two women had only just left the staffroom before Severus asked Remus what the letter actually contained. Remus looked at the anguish evident on his friends face as he told him about Hermione meeting Eric at the hottest new romantic restaurant just opened in Diagon alley. "Severus, Hermione will forgive you eventually I promise" said Harry "Is that before or after she's fucked the vampire?" replied Severus bitterly Harry felt sorry for the raven haired man and decided to give him some advice "Look back in our fourth year Hermione fancied Ron, but Ron being the immature git that he was then didn't see her for the beautiful girl she is, so when she turned up at the Yule ball on the arm of Krum looking amazing he got really jealous and took it out on her, needless to say she attacked him with her infamous flock of birds spell and refused to talk to him for the longest time" "What has that got to do with me?" asked Severus. Resisting the urge to roll his eyes Harry explained "Hermione is a very emotional creature, she might fancy Eric but she's in love with you, and you just need to give her time to forgive you and she will...eventually." "Look as much fun as this agony aunt session is, can we please go somewhere else to do this as Sybil's started on the sherry and I really don't like the way she's looking at me like I'm a piece of meat" said a rather worried Sirius. "Well seeing as Harry's homeless for the night we might as well go down to Aberforths and drown our sorrows" offered Remus just wanting to get out of the room before anything else kicked off. "That's a brilliant idea Remus, lets go" said Harry dragging Severus to the chimney and all but throwing him in the fire and forcing him to floo to the hogs head before flooing himself closely followed by Remus and Sirius. A/N Okay my lovely readers, I just want to say that you guys are fabulous and I love you loads. If any of you want to head over to my profile (on ff.net) I have a poll running for which sport should Minerva make them do. Hermione's date is the next chapter should she sleep with Eric? I'd love your views because I can have it happen either way. (Hermione's complaining about the lack of action. ; D)Xx
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