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Sneaking Around Konoha	By : enchanted_nightingale Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 9779 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Title: Sneaking Around Konoha

Author: enchanted nightingale

Beta: pussycatadamah

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me. I only use them in my plot for fun.

Summary: Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem.

Pair: Harry Potter/ Kakashi Hatake

Chapter 13

"Harry, we need to talk."

The wizard fought the urge to flee. There was not one time he heard those words and things ended well.

"Harry," Kakashi repeated and the green eyed man sighed and nodded.

"I heard you," Harry told him. "What do you want to talk about?"

"Finish what you are doing first," Kakashi told him. "I want your complete attention."

"Sure," the wizard replied. He dried up his hands and joined Kakashi at the kitchen table.

Harry noticed how his lover seemed to be struggling with himself for a while before he opened his mouth.

"Jiraiya."

The wizard blinked. "What about him?"

"You two know each other."

"Yes, from before I joined Konoha."

"He told me you were never lovers."

Harry spluttered. "Kakashi! Give me some credit! You know I have taste!"

But the silver haired man was not smiling

"I'm serious here," he told Harry. "He keeps dropping hints, making me feel like an idiot. He knows something about you... something big."

Harry chewed on his cheek a bit. "You trust me Kakashi?"

"I sleep in your house, in your bed," the J�nin replied.

The wizard sighed. "No romantic involvement with that pervert, I can promise this much. Do you have a Bingo Book issued by Iwa? A new edition preferably."

Kakashi's eyebrows shot up.

"Why would you need a Bingo Book, Harry?"

"Find your copy for me, okay? Then we can talk."

Kakashi did not even need to get up. He just took a seal out of his pocket and unsealed the needed item and afterwards handed it to Harry.

The wizard took it and started shuffling through the pages. He paused a bit at Kakashi's description in the book and the 'Flee on sight' note under it as well as the prize given to anyone from Iwa who could produce his head to their Kage.

"You are in 'H' for Hatake," Harry told him, "I'm in 'J', for this."

Kakashi blinked as the book was handed back to him on a page with 'Jade' written on top and no actual picture.

It held all the information about Harry's height, approximate weight and the colour of his eyes and not much else.

Then the J�nin went on to read exactly what this Jade character had accomplished. His trained eyes went straight to the body count. While not indicative of how dangerous an opponent was, it gave a lot of information. Below ten, the shinobi was usually a rookie. Above fifty and you had a skilled warrior at least. Over that it was either seasoned warrior or monster. Sometimes Kakashi had trouble telling which category he ought to belong to.

Body Tally:

Killed eighty bandits defending Ishi.

Unspecified number of enemies during Ishigakure's siege

Kakashi looked up in shock. "Harry?"

"Keep reading," the wizard urged him.

Mismatched eyes focused back on the book.

Known Skills:

Sword fighting

Interrogation (note: bandit who survived was mentally a vegetable)

A form on Shunshin (makes no noise, light or chakra)

Jutsu:

One hit kill (note: it generates a purple light and afterwards the target dies mangled, bloodied)

Fiend fire: living fire that consumes everything in its wake

"Harry."

"Keep going," the wizard repeated.

Requested for questioning from Iwa and Suna

Village affiliation, unknown.

Flee on sight- target dangerous

"Finished?" Harry asked.

Kakashi raised his eyes to look at Harry. "What is this?"

"You're not the only one in this room with a Bingo Book profile," the wizard replied.

"You are Jade?"

Harry scoffed. "That ridiculous name! It was Jiraiya who made them use it. He was the one who saw me at Ishi take care of those vermin. We had just evacuated the village. Teddy was with the kids trying to leave and the bandits had planned to ambush them. I was not going to let them hurt my boy, Kakashi."

The J�nin nodded. "I knew you had killed. Hell, you told me that much. Seeing proof is different."

Harry shrugged. There was not much he could say to that.

"And Ishigakure?" Kakashi asked.

"You know about the siege?" Harry asked.

His lover nodded.

"They had surrounded the place. Ishigakure had no army, just a few shinobi, most of them first generation. Help from Suna was not coming for another three days because of trouble down there and Iwa was not sending anyone immediately because they knew Jiraiya, the Sanin that mentored the Yondaime was there."

Kakashi winced.

"I could have left," Harry admitted. "Taken Teddy and gotten out."

"That Shunshin Jutsu mentioned in the Bingo Book?"

Harry gave a nod. "It's called Apparation. I could have taken my godson and gotten out. Maybe Jiraiya and his students, Naruto could have stopped them. But not without more people dying."

"Wait! Naruto met you? Why didn't he remember you then? He is a scatterbrain but not this much!" Kakashi protested.

"Not all my skills are in that handy little book," Harry said with a small shift of his lips. Not quite a smirk, but it was the first bit of arrogance and confidence on Harry, a look strange on the normally gentle shopkeeper and a look that suited the green eyed man, Kakashi realised.

"Are you shinobi?"

Harry scoffed. "Never have been, never will be, no matter how much Jiraiya tries to convince, coerce or blackmail me. I knew I should have hunted him down. Relax Kakashi. I was never going to kill him or Naruto. I just tweaked their memories. Well, Naruto's. Jiraiya got away. The most I did on him was to make him unable to tell anyone what happened. Handy, but the man is so irritating..." Harry sighed. "Anyway, yes, I'm Jade. Yes, I've killed. Yes, I could go up against you for a while, probably kill you if I got a lucky shot. No I don't want to kill you, but I am going to maim that perverted author. I'm not an enemy of Konoha. Anything else?"

Kakashi blinked. "I..."

"Overwhelmed?" the wizard muttered.

"Yes," the J�nin admitted.

Harry nodded slowly. He went back to staring at his hands.

"What now?" the wizard asked.

"How can you do these things? If you are not shinobi as you say..."

"I'm not," Harry told him. "Think of it as a kind of bloodlimit."

"Bloodlimit?"

"Teddy can learn to do those things," Harry offered. "I do train him some, but not everything. That one kill hit? It's a Jutsu that can cut up a person. I hit vital signs, the target is dead. I only killed while defending Kakashi. And I feel rotten afterwards."

"And Jiraiya knew?"

"Yes."

"And he what? Just wanted you to join the shinobi ranks?"

"He thinks that Konoha needs more blades. He also thought me a good enough option. I refused. Politely at first. When he did not get a clue, I had to protect myself. I was bred as a weapon once, Kakashi. I killed the man that murdered my parents. That's when I realised I could never lead a shinobi's life. Too many regrets."

Kakashi stared at his lover. He had never seen this side of his lover before. Harry was so serious, his voice so dark and eyes haunted. He reminded Kakashi of himself, those days where he put his life on the line simply because he had nothing to live for back then.

"I never lied to you," Harry went on to say. "I am as you met me. Jade? Not a side of myself I like."

Kakashi groaned and ran his palm over his face. "You are ... not a word to describe you."

"Trouble?"

The J�nin barked a laugh. "Okay, one word."

"Headache?"

Kakashi glanced at Harry. "Yes, you made your point."

"Sexy?" the wizard asked.

Kakashi actually chuckled this time. "Yes, sexiest man I've known."

Harry smiled. "So, you don't hate me?"

"No."

"Are you angry at me?"

"A bit."

"At Jiraiya?"

"A lot more."

"Can I do something to help with my part of your anger?"

Kakashi grinned. "Had something in mind?"

Harry stood. Moving like a cat he hovered over Kakashi then he slowly kissed the shinobi.

The J�nin responded, pulling the green eyed wizard on his lap and kissing his lover back.

That's when Teddy stumbled into the kitchen.

"Harry! Kakashi!" the kid spluttered.

The adults pulled apart but Harry did not move from Kakashi's lap.

"Not in the kitchen!" Teddy yelled at them.

"Yes, yes, my general," Kakashi told his student.

Yet neither adult made a move to part.

"Gah! Adults!" Teddy muttered and stalked off.

Harry stared after his godson who'd left in a huff. "Do you enjoy making him all puffy cheeked and angry?"

"He looks cuter like this," Kakashi replied.

The wizard smiled and kissed the J�nin again. "I better get back to those dishes.

"And I better find a Sanin," Kakashi replied.

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