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Cabinet Conundrum	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male Views: 22703 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
Pairing: Yaoi M/M, Harem – top Harry x bottoms Draco / Cedric / Theo / de-aged Severus / Tom (TMR)
Last Time:
(You won't get away with it. My master will stop you.) Cedric thought as he watched the dementor descend on the one his master suspected of breaking their own soul.
Once devoured there was a blast of magic many miles away and someone walked out of the wreckage.
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Ryan looked at the man before him who was clearly too arrogant to teach children and there was something he really didn't like about this guy, "I see you are knowledgeable, Mr. Iles. With your permission, I will need a background check. Of course, I don't need permission since you're seeking employment with me. The Goblins will give me what I'm allowed anyway, but I like to ask first." Ryan noticed the man's complexion turn a couple shades whiter, (I see … I wonder what he's hiding …)
"I, err ... you can, of course, but you certainly don't have to. I'm not like those disgusting foolish people Dumbledore worked with or a creature like the things trying to get in line at Gringotts." Mr. Iles said quickly.
"Creatures are in Gringotts waiting for an interview for one of the jobs I'm offering?" Ryan pondered as he stood up from his seat and walked slowly to the floo.
Mr. Iles smirked, "Yes. Some werewolves and vampires actually want a job here. Who'd put such dangerous creatures near our children? It's a stupid thought!" He chuckled and got up to follow who he thought was going to hire him. After who'd pick creatures over a human? The overconfident wizard knew Ryan was smart so it wasn't going to happen anyway, but this distraction, as in the pointing out of dangerous creatures, should provide him the points he needs to get the job.
The two went through the floo and Ryan looked at the goblin at the front of a large room filled with people waiting eagerly for their turn, "Goresaw, tell me, is it true that there are creatures waiting for a chance to be interviewed?" He asked, though he knew the answer already as he saw how the people standing far off to the side were hiding under cloaks and that the some of the humans looked a little scared of them.
"Yes, Lord Peverell." Goresaw nodded as he pointed to the group of cloaked people who seemed to stiffen in what was most likely nervousness and fear over being turned away.
"This is better than I predicted." Ryan said calmly earning a strange look from Mr. Iles, "Will the werewolves please come with me? I'll interview you now."
"WHAT?!" Mr. Iles yelped, aghast that the creatures were even being given a chance.
"It's a full moon tonight, so it's only fair to get this done faster so they may take shelter in time. I'll interview the vampires present at night so they may properly see the castle." Ryan said indifferently more to everyone present than the annoying twit. "Oh, Goresaw, please get me Mr. Iles' background information."
"B-but …" Mr. Iles stuttered and was going to try to talk his way out of this, but he was silenced when Ryan leveled him with a sharp glare. "I'll just go."
"Hmmm yes I believe that'd be wise and the goblins will make sure to inform your future employers anything they should know or simply report you, I'm sure." Ryan commented, but noticed some of the other humans present looked almost crushed at the realization of the background checks. "Yes, background checks are necessary, but I won't simply rule out a candidate because of their past unless that past involves assaults on children -"
Mr. Iles stopped in his way to the hoping he wouldn't get reported and shot Ryan a glare, "If you care about kids you shouldn't even consider those things! Werewolves kill people-"
"That's dragon shit!" Everyone suddenly turned their attention to, much to Ryan's surprise, Percy Weasley! "The ministry has been faking the number of deaths for years … I … was forced to help so I know first hand that Dumbledore hated creatures and wanted others to as well … 3% … only 3% of the reported killings were real and … the deaths caused by Voldemort and his followers were faked, too. Less than a third were real. Humans seem to be to main danger to humans … and I'm sure Harry Potter would agree considering his connection to creatures." He said clearly reminding everyone of Remus.
There was an awkward guilt filled silence followed by a strange tenseness directed right at Mr. Iles who scuttled out of the room before his information could be officially unlocked. Of course, Ryan had no intention of letting him get away freely and it was too late since the background information was unlocked the second he went in for his interview. Ryan had every right to report him without even seeing the file. With one glance at the goblin, it was clear he wanted the man reported and considering he was right in his suspicions the goblin had no problem filing the background check for the ministry to handle. Sadly, that won't be handled until a new minister was picked, but it will be handled eventually ..
"Follow me." Ryan said to the werewolves. The following interviews went very well. Ryan wasn't sure if creatures would start to come out until he found ways to release the truth about them, but some were braver than he expected. He ended up hiring the whole pack as guards and three would teach flying. Their sharper senses and speed will be an extra thread of safety Ryan knew would be needed to keep kids out of danger. Also he intended for young creatures to attend too so this was all for the better.
As the perfect balance, the coven of vampires were hired as night guards so the werewolves could relax during those moonlit night, but they would also be history and astronomy professors. It was more for young kids, of course, so nothing would be too advanced, but the chance to be hired for this could not be passed up. They also agreed to be tutors for the older students during the summers if they wanted extra help. Most of the other positions were filled by humans and to say the day was successful was an understatement, but Ryan was taken aback by the last people he found waiting for their interviews …
It wasn't the flushed Draco. No he was expected.
It wasn't Tom and Severus. They were expected too.
There was a little surprise to find Percy still there, but that was probably because he wanted a job and wasn't what caught him off guard.
What did was that Remus and Sirius were sitting there looking at him hopefully …
It really shouldn't have affected him so deeply. He knew they'd want to be involved with something like this after learning about everything he-no, Harry, went through, but there were reasons he was not comfortable seeing them.
"Percy Weasley, correct? I'm curious as to what position you're here for?" Tom could be heard asking.
"Caretaker. I never wanted to be in the ministry … that choice wasn't mine." Percy said implying the issue with the potions his own parents forced on him and his brothers.
Severus frowned, "I always thought that was an odd choice. I wish I guessed that a potion was involved, I apologize."
"It's fine, Severus. Who would've ever guessed my parents would do anything like that? No one. I'm glad it was unraveled before their plans went through." Percy said with a genuine smile to his former professor. It was strange to see that years have been removed from the potion master's face, but he knew how skilled Severus was and figured a potion was involved.
Ryan smiled softly, "Caretaker you say? In that case Severus would you join me in this interview. You both come with me."
Percy was a bit confused why the Peverell lord already knew the potion master, but quickly followed them through the floo anyway, "Thank you for this chance, Lord Peverell." Pervy said after recovering his senses which were momentarily stunned by the beautiful castle.
"Thank you for wanting to get involved. Now as for why Severus is here it's because he is the one the caretaker will be in contact with should advanced potions be needed and is the apothecary owner who will supply the infirmary." Ryan said simply.
The Weasley laughed, "I knew you'd leave teaching the second you could!" Percy exclaimed.
Severus scoffed, "Yes well … let's focus on your interview."
"Right." Percy chuckled sheepishly before looking at a rather amused Ryan.
"The duties of the caretaker are quite extensive. You have to have excellent organizational skills. How did you fair in the ministry?" Ryan asked.
"I made it to the former minister's secretary through my skills of organization. I was always like that. Anything the potion did was more to keep telling secrets on other Aurors and to make me keep quiet about my home life." Percy said and he answered the next few questions easily, but then when it was over he reached in the his pocket. "Oh! Even if I don't get the job my brothers, Fred and George, wanted me to give yo this." He said and pulled a small cauldron out of his clearly bottomless pocket and reversed the shrinking spell. "They read that you were working with toy designers and they wanted to put in their entry so to speak. I think they wanted me to do it because they were worried you'd dismiss them for their current business, which is a prank shop." Percy said matter of factly not thinking it will change much if the toy was useful … at least, he was sure Ryan wouldn't hold the prank shop against them. Some people would want to encourage kids to get involved with a prank shop by using their product.
"This is quite interesting… toy knives too." Ryan commented as he pulled out the tools from the smiley face cauldron.
Percy beamed, "The tools only work on the plush toys, which will pull together if cut. The plushy toys are meant to look like the common year one ingredients. The blank cubes are for a replacement for water and keep the toys from pulling together. Put a cube in, cut up the ingredients, put them ingredients in and it'll react the way it should if you did it for real, but shown through illusions. They have plans for toy replicas for dangerous plants and creatures with flash cards for potion identification." He said and watched as Ryan tried it. He didn't notice the impressed look on Severus' face before the potion master slipped out through the floo to get Draco and Tom who were quite impressed too.
"Cool." Draco said starling the Weasley who didn't realize he was there.
Ryan nodded as the illusion showed a bubbling wart remover, "Tell your brothers I wish to talk with them about their ideas and not to worry. Kids should have fun so I'm not concerned as long as the pranks aren't hurting anyone. Besides I'm a bit of a prankster myself. Have them join you when you come tomorrow to meet the other staff members. Since everything went faster than expected this should speed things up. The children are invited tomorrow a few hours after the staff meets." He called the head elves for both castles and told them that Percy was the new caretaker and that he was in control.
"Thank you, Lord Peverell." Percy said excitedly and eagerly went through the floo.
Tom huffed, "Prankster? Mass conspiracies leading to to death don't seem like pranks."
"It fooled people and ruffled peoples' feathers. It's close enough." Ryan said casually, as he shrank the toy cauldron and placed it his own pocket to examine later.
Severus smirked, "Speaking of toys-"
"WAIT!" Everyone turned sharply to find Sirius Black and Remus Lupin running through the floo. "Hire us! Please!" yelled Sirius.
Remus winced nervously, "I'm sorry. I tried to stop him-"
"Please! Harry would want us involved!" Sirius yelled, but as he sprang forward to grab Ryan's collar to grovel more he was pinned down to floor by the foot of none other than Argus.
Argus roughly backhanded Remus who, of course, tried to rush forward to help Sirius, "No one puts their hands on my master no matter your intentions."
"But Harry-gah!" Sirius gagged as the foot on his back pushed down harder shutting him up.
Severus sneered, but before he could say anything they saw a strange silence where Ryan simply looked at the two 'godfathers'. His face was completely devoid of emotion, but it was exactly that reaction that proved one thing. Sirius and Remus didn't know who Ryan was …
"No." Ryan said leaving no sign of any leeway, "and let me tell you why. You saw a chance for revenge and went after Pettigrew instead of caring for a child. Your godson-"
"It was a mistake! Please!" Sirius yelled only to get a heel jabbed into his back.
"Did you ever hug your godson?" Ryan asked maintaining a calm air about him.
Sirius and Remus both looked confused, "Of course, we both did."
Ryan raised an eyebrow, "When I first met Sirron, he said he could feel my bones through my shirt. Harry Potter was not a well fed child. Did neither of you stop to think about his health?" He asked getting guilty stares from the two as the three slytherins stayed quiet. "I'm not hiring people who have shown an unforgivable amount of obtuseness. You could've protected Harry instead of going for revenge, but you didn't. You proved that you could've escaped Azkaban at any time, but you waited years instead of going to save him. Years where the abuse was so bad, Harry could've died. You noticed odd scars and and near skeletal body, but never raised questions. I don't think you're cruel, just incompetent. If you want to honor your godson stick to what you were good at. Go back to being an Auror. Help build a branch of the ministry dedicated to finding magical children in the same danger your godson was in. Prevent something like this from happening again." He said firmly and gave Argus a silent look telling him to let the idiot go.
Sirius gasped for air as the pressure was removed, but he didn't say anything. There was a look on his face that was a mix of defeat, guilt and thoughtfulness. The silence continued until, finally, he looked up at Ryan, "Can we be involved in some way?"
"Bringing children in need to the orphanage is being involved. If you want any more keep in mind Hogwarts is in need of new staff." Ryan said with a glance at Remus who looked as doubtful he'd get hired as the bruise on his cheek was black. "I just hired a pack of werewolves and a full coven. Once that gets out you should have no problem getting hired." Ryan said as he walked away signaling that this conversation was done. The glare Argus gave them was enough of a warning to leave.
"I'll tell Gringotts to shut the temporary floo." Argus said before leaving through said floo.
"They had that many chances to help … what would they have done if they knew?" Tom pondered out loud.
"They did. If you could give me a minute, I'll be right back to talk with you Draco." Ryan said emotionlessly as he walked away.
That stunned each of them, but despite each of them wanting to know more it seemed right to let Tom and Severus go. The potion master had a deeper connection to Ryan's former life and knew Sirius personally. He and Tom were also was less likely to shove their feet down their throats by saying something stupid.
"They knew? … obliviated." Severus stated softly as Ryan sat at the table in one of Sun castle's many sitting areas.
Ryan sighed, "I gave them every chance … the way they acted about my being a necromancer … it crushed any chance of them knowing. I wasn't going to risk this life on fools who couldn't grow a brain." He said, but though the words seemed harsh there wasn't any anger or hate behind them. He just seemed hurt.
"What did they do?" Tom asked.
"The only thing they focused on was that I a necromancer … or dark, which seems to be what they heard … and they tried to stun me saying 'Dumbledore was not what I claimed and that he would fix me' … it's possible to be too loyal." Ryan said indifferently, which was an amazing feat considering anyone else would not be so calm.
Tom and Severus weren't sure what to say beyond that. True, they wanted to hurt Remus and Sirius, but they couldn't do that out of nowhere. Instead of dwelling on the fools, the two decided to cheer Ryan up another way. The each held up their artifact, which was a tulip bud shaped device with vines for Severus and a clear sphere for Tom.
"Did you have any say in this?" Tom asked with a smirk.
Severus scoffed, "You didn't actually think we'd just put one of these types of artifacts on without knowing exactly what they did, did you? Only a naive fool or an idiot would do that."
"That was all Cedric's idea … and while I agree that Theo could be naive, Draco did it more for fun … though flying with it on wasn't wise." Ryan said clearly amused.
The potion master rolled his eyes, "Of course, Draco has no common sense sometimes." He said and looked Ryan with an smirk. "If you want these in us put them on us yourself."
Ryan quirked an eyebrow at the offer and slowly stood up to look down at the pair of brown eyes and black eyes. He could practically see the wizards' hearts skip as he raised hand. The slight shiver showed that just the thought of him taking one of toys from their grasp was a turn on. Finally he took the orb from Tom and eyed the dark lord's face …
"Clothes off." Ryan ordered and the two were quick to do so. He reached for Tom's twitching semi hard cock and placed the orb around it.
"Ah!" Tom gasped as his cock easily slipped through the glass and was now encased in the clear prison. Suddenly a white spark was seen jumping from the glass to his cock and he screamed. "Fuck! Oh oh fuck! What is this?! AHHH!" He moaned as his hips jerked wildly.
"It's a rare lightning orb. Bend over, Severus." Ryan said simply as he took the tulip bud from Severus' hand.
Severus snapped his eyes away from the writhing dark lord on the floor who was trying to touch his cock, but couldn't through the orb, and bent over the table. His excitement was already clear as his cock was already brimming with pre cum, but he was feeling even more horny as the 'bud' was pushed deep inside him. Of course, it didn't stay a 'bud' …
"Ah, fuck! It's, ahh, b-blooming?!" Severus screamed in shock as he felt the 'petals' slowly open and vibrate as it did so.
"Very observant." Ryan said calmly and sat back and watched the toys work the wizards into a moaning mess.
Each second made the two even more lustful. Tom was completely flushed and humping the air madly unable to reach release with the orb preventing it while teasing mercilessly. Severus screamed and was basically grinding against the table pouring pre all over the table.
"Oh no, Severus. No cumming yet." Ryan smirked as he saw Severus's hips lose control and the toy in the tight ass blink a red light to warn of a pending release. Ryan grabbed Severus by the hair and placed him on top of Tom. The orb pulled Severus's weeping cock inside to join Tom's …
"No! Let me cum! Please! Fuck fuck fuck!" Severus screamed wantonly and began grinding against Tom. The orb allowed enough leeway for each rock of those hips to brush the cocks together, but it didn't free them or let them cum. They were forced to stay right on the edge. So torturously close it was maddening …
"Ryan, fuck me! Please! Need to c-cum! Need it! Need it need it! Fuck!" Tom writhed under Severus as the sparks raced up and down his hard cock, which was red with the need for release.
Finally, the necromancer decided to show some mercy. First, he dipped his finger into Severus's hot stretched ass and slowly pulled out the 'bud'. Then, he pulled out his cock and lined it up with the hot pucker.
"FUCK!" Severus moaned loudly as the thick shaft forced his channel to open up. His eyes rolled back as the thick hard meat brush the bundle of nerves deep in him. "Yes! There! Fuck me there!" He whined desperate for release, but Ryan did one thing first. He pushed some magic into the bud and pushed it into Tom's tight ass.
Tom's eyes widened as he felt, not the bud, but a thick cock ram into his ass. The bud was now mimicking Ryan's cock effectively letting them both be fucked.
Ryan began pounding deep with long hard thrusts making them both scream wildly. As he kept pounding into their tight, hot channels he felt his release coming closer. The orb pulsed sensing Ryan's release and finally allowed the two wizards to climax letting all three cum at once. Severus and Tom's entire bodies rocked with the force of all the pent up pleasure and passed out.
Ryan pulled out of the potion master letting his cum trickle out of that abuse ass, "Want to have that interview now, Draco?" Ryan asked as he casually put his cock back in his pants and looked at Draco who was standing in the room after no doubt getting so impatient that he went looking for them.
"Mmm … yeah." Draco licked his lips as he looked down at the two spent wizards on the floor.
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"This can't be!" The cloaked figure snapped as they held the recent newspaper in their gray spotted hands. The paper detailed the executions and the newest orphanage being built. "I'll show them who's the light in the world-shit!"
A chunk of skin popped off the third finger of the figure's right hand. The person cursed and threw the paper to the ground only to have another flap of flesh fly off. The cloak, damp with rotting goo, fluttered in the wind as the figure quickly walked away swearing quietly about an unstable body and needing fresh flesh …
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