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Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling
Chapter 15: OotP 10: Prank War

(Young Luna�s thoughts)

{Old Luna�s thoughts}

[Selena, Luna�s mom�s thoughts]

~Parseltongue~

After a couple of hours, Madame Pomfrey finally let Luna and Amanda see their friend.
�So what is the verdict?� asked Amanda.
�Well there�s good news and bad news,� replied Stan in a higher pitched voice than was usual for him. The good news is that I have experienced the worse pain a human can endure.�
�That�s GOOD news?� asked Luna.
�Well, yeah. The memory of the male to female sex change potion will help me resist the Cruciatus curse when we go up against the Death Eaters,� said Stan.
�If that�s the good side, what�s the down side?� asked Luna.
�Poppy says that if I take the sex change potion again in anything less than a month, I�ll go insane,� said Stan. �For the next month I�m stuck as a girl. And if I get pregnant I�ll be stuck this way forever!�
�I do not know about that. Your being female does have its compensations,� said Amanda with a hungry look in her eye.

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Once Luna and her friends figured out who was responsible, Stan�s transformation became the opening salvo in a prank war between the Deputy Death Eaters and the Slytherin D.A. But to call it a prank war may be misleading. The �pranks� the Slytherins played on each other were much more vicious, life altering and in some cases, life threatening, than anything the Weasley twins would ever dream of perpetrating. Here are but a few examples:
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Once morning Blaise Zabini was strolling into the great hall for breakfast when he suddenly stopped in mid-stride with a yelp. His screams continued until he�d thrown his robe up over his head and ripped of his briefs. Instead of laughing at the ridiculous position Blaise now found himself in, everyone in the room gasped in horror at the bloody mess that had been covered by his shorts. His underwear had taken huge bites out of him!
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One day Luna noticed that Amanda had been pulling at her clothes as if they didn�t fit right all day.
�Professor Malfoy, may I go to the bathroom?� asked Amanda.
�Very well, but if you can�t wait five minutes for class to get out, you may want to take a trip to the infirmary afterward,� said Lucius Malfoy.
When Potions class was over, Luna went to the restroom to check on her friend. She found her passed out on the bathroom floor. Amanda�s robe was ripped open completely. Beneath it, she wore her dominatrix outfit, which consisted of a black and gray leather bustier with a matching sway skirt that went down to about mid-thigh. About an inch below her skirt were matching, thigh high boots. That inch of exposed flesh was covered in scratch marks where Amanda had tried to claw her outfit off of her, as was the top of her bustier. Now that she was looking, Luna realized that she could see Amanda�s clothes shrinking before her eyes. The skirt had shrunk so that it pulled her legs tightly together. Luna heard a �pop!� as another one of Amanda�s ribs broke beneath the crushing pressure of the contracting leather!
A quick, flesh-cutting hex removed the offending garments from Amanda�s body. After that, Luna picked up her friend and carried her to the infirmary.
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One day, during lunch, Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson came over to the Gryffindor table.
�You might as well give us the Quiddich cup now, you�ll never win with Weasley on your team,� drawled Draco.
�Sod off Malfoy!� yelled Ron.
�I was just giving you a chance to bow out gracefully,� said Draco. �But if you want to humiliate yourselves, be my guest.�
The Slytherins returned to their table. A few minutes later, Pansy got up and walked out of the hall with an exaggerated sway to her hips.
�Where are you going?� asked Ron.
�I have to go polish my wand,� said Harry in a dreamy voice.
Once he got into the hall, he saw Pansy casually walking away. Harry followed her. When she came to the infamous broom closet, she turned back and held the door for him.
�Oh Pansy, you don�t know how long I�ve dreamed of this!� said Harry and Pansy used a vanishing charm to make their clothes disappear. She then cast another charm that Harry had never seen before.
�What�s that?� asked Harry.
�Oh it�s nothing,� said Pansy. �Just a little conception charm.�
�Sounds good to me,� said Harry as he picked her up and slid into her.
Suddenly the door of the closet was torn from its hinges! Standing in the doorway was the glaring form of Luna Potter. She grabbed Pansy by the throat and roughly threw her against the opposite wall of the hallway.
�Leave my husband out of this, Pansy!� growled Luna.
Luna waved her wand and a ring appeared in Harry�s nose with a chain leading off from it.
�OW! OW!� yelled Harry as she led him by the nose.
�Oh, shut up!� said Luna. �We�re going to get an antidote for that love potion whether you like it or not! And just be glad I�m not leading you around by a Prince Albert!�

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Emily Le Strange was climbing the stairs to the Divination tower when she spotted Pansy Parkinson coming the other way. As they passed, Emily soundlessly cast a jelly-legs jinx on Pansy causing her to fall the rest of the way down the steps, breaking thirteen bones on the way down.
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When Emily Le Strange awoke, she was in the Slytherin Playroom, naked and suspended by chains that hung down from the ceiling. All forty members of the Deputy Death Eaters were gathered around her. Draco Malfoy, in particular, had his wand pointed at her.
�You�ve had your fun,� drawled Draco. �But now that your parents have broken out of Azkaban, the word is out. You are to quit hanging out with Looney and her friends and take your rightful place in the Deputy Death Eaters.�
�Or else you�ll gang rape me?� asked Emily in a defiant voice.
�Oh, we�re going to do that anyway,� replied Draco. �But after we�ve had our way with you, you will join us or you will die!�
Luna awoke with a start! She�d had another of her prophetic dreams.
�What�s wrong?� asked Harry sleepily.
�Something�s about to happen in Slytherin,� replied Luna. �This is a Slytherins only matter. Don�t interfere.�
Then, Luna shadow walked out of Harry�s bed and into the Slytherin dorm. She took a look around. Emily�s bed was empty as were the beds of most of the upperclassmen. She crept into the common room and peered in the doorway of the Playroom. As in her dream, Emily was suspended from the ceiling in the middle of a throng of Deputy Death Eaters. She couldn�t hear what was being said because the playroom was magically soundproof.
Luna crept back into the dorm, conjured a robe for herself and cast a sonorous charm.
�WAKE UP D.A.! GET DRESSED! ONE OF OUR OWN IS UNDER ATTACK! FINITE INCANTATUM.�
All of the Slytherin members of the D.A. were quickly dressed and prepared for battle.
�Okay, those of you who know how to shadow walk, we�re coming in through the North wall,� began Luna. �The rest of you will have to sneak in through the door way. Hurry! They�re about to rape Emily as we speak!�
And so, the long-term members of the D.A. entered the playroom through the shadows cast by various bondage furniture on the North wall. The rest of them tried sneaking in through the doorway that was in the center of that very same wall. Nearly half of them had made it in when they were discovered.
�Look out!� said Millicent Bulstrode.
Instantly both sides had their wands drawn and had them pointed each other in a Slytherin standoff.
�Let her go!� demanded Luna.
Draco�s response was to shift his wand so that, instead of pointing at Luna, he was now pointing at Emily.
�I may not be able to hurt you,� said Draco. �But I can hurt her. Crucio!�
Suddenly both sides were firing curses at each other!
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