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Topsyturvy	By : AquamarieneStardust Category: Harry Potter > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 92984 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 14
Disclaimer: I own nothing but what I created (story line, plot, differences from origanal and Aphrodite) J.K. Roweling owns Harry Potter world I make no prophet I just play in it

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I yawned and sat up, or tried to anyway. I looked at my waist and saw a pair of deathly pail arms wrapped around me tightly.

“Draco, I love you but you have to let me up before I piss myself and then I’ll be forced to punish you.”

“Warm.” He muttered and cuddled closer to me.

“I’ll come right back but you REALLY need to let me pee!”

“No.” I sighed. I really didn’t feel like going all dom on his ass when he was being really adorable. I smirked evilly at him.

“PAPA TOM!!” I whined and a moment later he and Siri ran into the room. I pouted at them. “Papa Tom I need to pee and Draco won’t let me.” My two surrogate fathers tried not to laugh and I flashed them my best puppy face.

“Oh sweet girl.” Papa Tom cooed. Note to self, Papa Tom can’t resist puppy face. He walked over to me and pulled Draco off of me and I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to relieve myself. Once finished I washed my hands and returned to Draco who was whimpering in his sleep. As soon as I lay back down though he was clinging to me like his life depended on never letting me go again. Siri chuckled at the pained look on my face as my diaphragm was squeezed so tightly I couldn’t take more than shallow pants from my chest.

“He looks comfortable.” He joked and I shot him a death glare before unceremoniously pushing Draco to the floor where his head hit with a hollow THUNK I laughed and poked my head over the side of the transfigured bed.

“Good morning Draco luv. How are you?”

“My head hurts and I’m cold.” I pulled him back up with me and kissed his head where he was rubbing it before curling up in his lap to lend him my body heat.

“You know you would warm up if you put some clothes on.”

“No, I want to touch you.”

“Draco.” I rumbled low in my chest. “Behave. I still need to decide where we’re going to stay.”

“I’ve already decided that for you child.” We both looked up and I smiled at my head of house. “I have arranged private rooms in the same hall as Gryffindor tower. They will accommodate you and all of your mates.”

“Thank you Professor. You know as headmistress you can’t be head of house anymore.”

“I know, I was going to let you appoint my replacement.” I looked up at Siri.

“Will you do it?”

“For you Tia? Anything. I would be honored.” I jumped up and hugged him.

“YAY!” I looked over at the new headmistress once I let Siri out of my death grip.

“Will my other mates be able to be here as well?”

“Only on Friday nights until Sunday mornings I’m afraid. I don’t want them interfering with your studies child.”

“Ok, I understand. Would you take Draco and me to our room please?” She nodded and Draco and I dressed quickly.

Once ready she led us up to the seventh floor to the hall just around the corner from the Fat Lady. The portrait guarding our rooms a painting of a centaur kneeling next to a lake cuddling a beautiful mermaid with golden red hair, her strong tail, passing smoothly from pale shin, curled around under her glistening with blue and green scales. They looked lovely against the tanned torso and jet black fur of the horseman, they looked at each other lovingly it was truly beautiful.

“Oh, look Kearion, they’re here.” The mermaid said in her musical voice a bright smile on her face.

“I see that my love.” His deep rebelling voice sounded like an avalanche. “I am Kearion and this is my mate Aleiah. A pleasure to meet you, what shall your password be?” I looked at Draco a smile on my face.

“You choose love.” He whispered sucking me earlobe into his mouth to play with. I closed my eyes in pleasure while trying to think.

“Siren Song.” I gasped out and the two occupants of the portrait nodded and opened up. Draco carried me into the common room followed by Professor McGonagall.

“I hope you will enjoy your rooms. The password to Gryffindor is Gurty Root and Slytherin is Intentions.” With a nod from the two of us she turned and left us on our own.

“Draco.” I moaned.

“Hmm?” he dropped to my neck and started to nip and suck at the flesh when my neck met my collar bone.

“We have to get settled and we need to go to breakfast.”

“Don’t want to.”

“Draco.” I commanded and he whimpered as he let me go.

“Sorry.”

“I forgive you, now let’s get ready to go get breakfast we can put our things away later.” He nodded and we retreated into the huge bedroom and I smiled and the extremely huge bed. We changed into our weekend cloths as it was Sunday and made our way down to breakfast after I snogged Draco thoroughly for being too damned sexy in his acid wash distressed jeans and KISS tee. When I asked him about it he confided that they were one of his dirty little secrets that his pureblood friends didn’t understand. He had snuck out to several of their concerts since hearing of them three years ago. Re-adjusting my Ozzy band tee I walked into the hall my black velvet fuck me heels clicking on the worn stone floor as I made my way to Gin while Blaise intercepted Draco.

“I absolutely love your jeans.” She commented as I sat next to her. I looked down at my highlighter yellow skinnies. “They make your legs look a mile long, and those heels make that ass look even tighter. You should have seen the looks on every man in the hall as you walked passed, and several of the girls as well.” I smiled and looked her over. She had on a tight fitting black button down and white skinnies on with shiny hooker red leather stilettos.

“You look totally eatable yourself little sis.” She smirked at me and then flashed a look at Neville who was sitting next to her a blush on his face as he ate his food. “What’s up Nev?” he looked up at me.

“Nothing. How are you today Tia?”

“I’m good, be better if Draco would stop trying to jump my bones every five minutes.”

“Well at least you have guys willing to fuck you.” Gin huffed. I looked at Neville.

“You mean to tell me Gin that he hasn’t tapped that sexy ass of yours yet?!” I asked in mock alarm causing the shy boy to choke on his juice.

“No, he hasn’t. The only way for Luna and I to get sexual fulfillment is with each other.” She pouted. “I mean we spent all night in our rooms, by the way the three of us are on the opposite side of the hall from you, anyway. We were all three in our room and Luna and I was all hot and ready to go and Neville could only sit there and blush until he ran out of the room and left us to ourselves.”

“Oh poor you, poor Luna too, what did the two of you do?”

“Well we started my eating each other out then I transfigured myself a cock and pounded her tightly little pussy for about two hours making her climax three times before he changed our positions and reversed my transfiguration before transfiguring herself and pounding me until 3 am. I came five times and still wanted more but we were both really beat so we went to bed and then had another romp this morning in the shower.”

“Sounds like you had fun. Where did Nev sleep?”

“I didn’t. I was trying to sleep on the couch but they were so loud I couldn’t. Not to mention the door was open and every time I tried to close it, it wouldn’t budge. I had a perfect view of them from every chair and couch in the common room.”

“Do you like to watch Nev?” Luna asked coming over to sit on his lap. His face turned a color of red to rival Ron at his angriest.

“You little voyeur!” I teased and he turned redder. “If you like to watch so much why not join them?”

“I don’t know. I just don’t want to be h-horrible.”

“News flash all virgins are.” Gin told him as she dropped a kiss on his cheek. He looked at her dumbfounded and we all burst out laughing and he joined after a moment. After a moment Luna stiffened and her eyes glazed over.

“Luna girl? You ok?” I asked worried. She shook her head as if to clear it and then looked at me.

“Your next mate approaches.”

“Are you sure?” She nodded and I looked around. The only people coming over to us were Draco and his friend Blaise. “Is it Blaise?” Luna nodded.

“But he has to realize it on his own and come to you to beg you to claim him.” I nodded.

“So sit tight and wait for him to come to me.”

“Basically yes.”

“Would you all like to go for a walk on the grounds?” Draco asked the whole hall was watching us intently.

“With the two of you?” I asked curiously. Draco nodded and Blaise smiled charmingly. “Alright. I’m in how about you three?” They nodded and we stood up. I placed a kiss on Draco’s cheek causing the entire population of the hall to gasp minus Siri, Papa Tom, Cissa, Uncle Sev, and Professor McGonagall. He wrapped an arm around me and we led the others out of the hall.

“Mmm, the sun feels nice.” I was stretched out on the ground my head in Draco’s lap Gin’s on my stomach and Luna’s on hers. Draco was playing with my hair while I was playing with Ginny’s. The boys were all talking about this and that while the three of us girls were discussing the hottie rating of all the guys in school just for shits and giggles.

“What does that have to do with how hot Ernie is?” Gin laughed.

“Absolutely nothing. But the sun finally moved out from behind that cloud and it feels delicious.” The three of us had changed from our jeans and tees into string bikinis to tan.

“I think he’s a four.” Luna commented offhandedly.

“Maybe.” Gin conceded.

“Naw, you have to figure in the fact that he is blindly loyal to the girls that he dates, that drives his hotness rating up to at LEAST a 7 and a half.” I mused.

“Yeah, but he’s too clingy.” Gin stated pulling up some grass and scattering it in the light breeze. “So that will drive him down to a 5.”

“But he’s so helpful and understanding, a very good listener, and he can help sort out your problems and help you with your homework or getting missed assignments from sick days.” Luna added.

“Very true.” I stated contemplating the Huffelpuff boy. “So can we agree on a solid 6?” The girls gave me affirmative sounds and Luna put it down on our scroll.

“That’s all the Huffelpuffs done then. So Slytherin or Gryffindor?” Luna stated looking at the parchment.

“Slytherin.” Gin decided.

“What are you girls doing any way?” Nev asked looking at the three of us. We all glanced up at the boys who were watching us intently.

“We make The List every semester.” I told them and they looked at us curiously.

“The List?” Gin asked eyeing them. “You mean to tell me you have NEVER heard of the list?!” The list of all Hogwarts boys third year and up rating them on hotness and dateability. We make that list together.”

“What does it mean?” Nev asked.

“Well we just evaluated Ernie Macmillan. So we’ll use him to explain.” Luna chimed in.

“We rate them on a scale of one to ten, one the absolute WORST, and ten the absolute BEST.”

“The only person ever to get close to a perfect score was Oliver Wood last year, but he was too focused on Quidditch so he got a 9 and four fifths for dateability, well there were the twins too. Fred and George recived the same score as Olli simply because they’re identical twins, and they are attentive and always up for a good time and a laugh. Any way each guy gets two scores.” I explained.

“Hotness is one and dateability is another. All the girls in school look to the list to decide who to date and if it’s worth it to pursue a crush.” Gin told them.

“So Ernie has a 6 for dateability but he has a 7 and a half for hotness giving him a 13.5 out of the possible 20.” Luna told them.

“So what did I get last year?” Blaise asked. I pulled the scroll out of nowhere and read down to his name.

“Blaise Zabini, 18.2. You get a 10 for hotness and an 8.2 to dateability.” I told him.

“How about Neville?” He asked.

“14.” Gin told them having memorized all of his scores. “10 for dateability but a 4 for hotness because you were more cute than hot, still are really.” Neville blushed bright red.

“What about me?” Draco asked.

“You got a 10 for hotness.” I told him.

“And dateability?”

“You got a 10 for hotness.” I repeated attempting an innocent smile.

“Tia.” I sighed.

“You won’t like it.”

“Tell me anyway.”

“You received a 1 for dateability because you are a cold, cruel, selfish, stuck up, arrogant, bastard. Or you were last year anyway.” He looked angry now. “Don’t get mad at us, you were absolutely terrible to everyone but Blaise the last three years.”

“This year I think he gets at least a 17.” Luna said trying to get back on task and keep out of a fight.

“I was thinking more 16.” Gin added. They looked to me.

“Don’t look at me, he’s my mate. I would give him a 20.”

“She has a point. We’ll be bias to our mates so we can’t rate them.” Luna sighed.

“Ok… so how about a 16.5?”

“Sounds fair.” Luna copied it down and we moved down the list of snakes.

“Just out of curiosity.” Blaise interrupted twenty minuets later. What did Crabb and Goyle get?”

“They both got 2s.” Luna said without missing a beat talking about Marcus Flint.

“What did Harry get?” Draco asked weaving some bits of shell into my hair from the bank while he was talking to the boys.

“A ten.” Luna said looking up.

“Harry wasn’t hot until the curses started coming off, then he was a 10 until he started to turn into Tia. He was a five.” Gin explained.

“We also gave me a 5 for dateability because I wasn’t really focused and who wants to date a guy that blindly risks their life several times a year when really there is no need to and only cares about blending in and flying?”

“I thought you were hot.” Draco said.

“Yes well there is an exception to every rule. A lot of girls were pissed that we only gave him a 5 for both but it was only because they wanted the fame of dating the boy-who-just-wouldn’t-fucking-die.” Luna said and then we ignored them to get back to the list.

By dinner we were finished. We copied the scroll and sent one to every girl and gay boy in Hogwarts. Normally we would just post it in all the girl’s bathrooms, but we decided this year that the gay guys needed to know as well, otherwise it wasn’t fair. Gin, Luna, and I all changed into sundresses to accentuate our tans. Luna a flirty pink, Gin a bright yellow, and me an ocean blue. We walked into the hall and took seats at Gryffindor table at the end. Not long after sitting Seamus, Dean, and Nev joined us. We piled our plates high and dug in chatting about this and that.

“Um, excuse me?” We all looked up to see Ron standing there looking at us awkwardly.

“What?” I asked venom in my voice.

“Can I sit here?”

“No.”

“Why not? I’m your best mate.”

“You were never my best mate Ronald. You were paid by Dumbledore to be my friend, help watch out for me, make sure I follow his stupid plans, and keep me away from the Slytherins, who by the way, aren’t that bad.”

“Would it help if I said I was sorry? I never wanted to hurt you, at first it was just a job, but after that, after I got to know you I actually liked hanging out with you.”

“Then why did you continue accepting my money from that fool to make sure I was molded into the perfect weapon?”

“I didn’t know how to stop.”

“Well, you’re screwed then aren’t you.” I looked him up and down. “However since you seem to enjoy my company so much I might have a position for you.” He looked up from his examination of the floor. Lust was written on his face when he caught sight of me, this would be fun.

“Really? What?”

“I’ll let you know. I’ll need to discuss it with my mates first.” He nodded and walked away down the table and sat next to Hermione who instantly started asking him questions that he ignored the best he could.

“What are you going to do to him?”

“I’m going to make him a pet. I would put him to work like the rest of them, but it would be a shame to waste that body on the dungeons or testing potions or spells on him.” I told them calmly placing a tree of broccoli into my mouth and chewing.

“Not a sex pet I hope.” Gin said, “I don’t think your mates could handle that. Though, if you force them they’ll have to.”

“He’ll be a multipurpose pet, and sex pet will be part of it, but basically he will be used however I see fit in that occupation. And never by me, I have plenty of mates to fuck I don’t need a pet as well. However, he would be good entertainment I think. After all, aren’t all creatures voyeurs and exhibitionists anyway?”

“You have a point there. And he would LOVE to watch you. He thinks he’s hot shit and as such deserved the hottest girl in school.” She told me and I gagged exaggeratedly.

“The only thing impressive about that boy besides his stupidity is that cock of his. Not that he would know what to do with it. And if he wants to be with the hottest girl in school, why isn’t he drooling over you?”

“GROSS!” she burst out before the three of us girls collapsed into a fit of laughter followed quickly by the boys as well.

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A/N: SO SO SO SORRY IT'S SO SHORT!!!! Also SO SO SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG!!!! Life and family got in the way... I really hope you all enjoyed this chap I promice a longer one next time my lovelies!

Lots of love hugs and cookies to my amazing beta LeaniaSTL LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST!!

Coments are love and questions are great! I'll answer any that you might have, also any requests for a female mate? Let me know who!

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